User information for Rolo Tomassi

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Rolo Tomassi
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Skulk
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November 10, 2000
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Call a Roofer
Nov 14, 2003, 22:52
66.
Call a Roofer Nov 14, 2003, 22:52
Nov 14, 2003, 22:52
 
I worked for a roofer for a little while. Call a roofer and if he won't do it, he knows someone who will.

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Condolences
Sep 18, 2003, 13:45
Condolences Sep 18, 2003, 13:45
Sep 18, 2003, 13:45
 
There's probably nothing I can say that would make you feel better, but I offer my condolences.

Don't worry about updating for a while. Take care of yourself.

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Re: Mullett madness
Aug 4, 2003, 00:30
29.
Re: Mullett madness Aug 4, 2003, 00:30
Aug 4, 2003, 00:30
 
That looks like the belligerent convenient store customer in "Ghost World"

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Re: WOOT!!
Jul 31, 2003, 18:37
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Re: WOOT!! Jul 31, 2003, 18:37
Jul 31, 2003, 18:37
 
Praised be the torrent.

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Re: Diablo 3 Item Generator
Jul 23, 2003, 15:26
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Re: Diablo 3 Item Generator Jul 23, 2003, 15:26
Jul 23, 2003, 15:26
 
Phat Fish

86 - 123 Damage
Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355

Sweet!

Dolphins: When are people going to f'ing realize that you can't move animals around in a balanced ecosystem. Those fishermen are going to die of starvation only after they realize that they fucked up the waters they fish in. You might as well say goodbye to the dolphins while you're at it.

Dumbasses couldn't even get a better price for them. Some dogs cost more than $260 (Hudson?)

Makes me want to buy a shotgun to use on stupid people.

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Re: Battle Damaged A-10
Jun 1, 2003, 14:41
9.
Re: Battle Damaged A-10 Jun 1, 2003, 14:41
Jun 1, 2003, 14:41
 
That thing really wasn't hit to badly compared to the amount of damage they are designed to take.

Yeah. However, I still think they should change the title from:
Pilot brings battle-damaged A-10 home safely

to:
Battle-damaged A-10 brings pilot home safely

Who says we haven't got flying battle suits already?


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Theme Song
Apr 27, 2003, 14:05
9.
Theme Song Apr 27, 2003, 14:05
Apr 27, 2003, 14:05
 
Congratulations! Happy Anniversary!!

Incidentally, the chord progression for "The Flintstones" is the same as "I Got Rhythm." Interesting, huh?

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Viola
Apr 3, 2003, 02:01
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Viola Apr 3, 2003, 02:01
Apr 3, 2003, 02:01
 
I can't believe you made a viola out of a cordless mouse! That is incredible! And all you did was change the batteries?

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Re: Canada's position, eh?
Mar 21, 2003, 04:01
Re: Canada's position, eh? Mar 21, 2003, 04:01
Mar 21, 2003, 04:01
 
The Dude is not in. Leave a message after the beep. It takes a minute.

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Re: Knees
Feb 26, 2003, 15:27
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Re: Knees Feb 26, 2003, 15:27
Feb 26, 2003, 15:27
 
You know, I just found out day before yesterday that Blue from Blue's Clues was female. I thought this whole time that she was a dude. Talk about a paradigm shift. I see the universe in a whole different light.

My 2.5 year old niece probably thought I was a wacko when I referred to Blue as 'he'.

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Re: Botched?!
Feb 23, 2003, 17:11
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Re: Botched?! Feb 23, 2003, 17:11
Feb 23, 2003, 17:11
 
I don't know how the process works. Maybe the organ donor company sends in a heart with her name on it and the doctors just plop it in. You'd think there'd be some safety check though:

Is it a heart? Check
Is it alive? Check
Is it intact? Check
Is it O+? . . .

Whether it was donor company or doctor, it still a big mistake.

Also, the second transplant (new new, if you will) came in relatively quick. Did that happen because someone realized their mistake?

Donor company: Oops our fault, we'll send you a new one right away.

-or-

Doctors: Get on the phone and tell them we'll pay 10x the price for a new one NOW!

Maybe it was a whole bunch of stupid little screwups that added up. Like those movies where you're thinking, "If Robert had just told Amy that he ate her sandwich, WW III would have never happened."

Oh, hell. What's the use. We'll never know.

23.
 
Re: Loo Breaks
Feb 22, 2003, 04:20
23.
Re: Loo Breaks Feb 22, 2003, 04:20
Feb 22, 2003, 04:20
 
"Dogs and cats living together--mass hysteria!!"

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Salsa
Dec 13, 2002, 18:43
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Salsa Dec 13, 2002, 18:43
Dec 13, 2002, 18:43
 
I have just found a very tasty salsa, but I don't think it's distributed very widely. It's very flavorful, but is light without being like ketchup. Ana's Salsa. Pretty darn good. I can't get enough of it.

www.anasfoods.com


Whoa, that video is interesting. Reminds me of using a .45 to kill ants. Screw the caves, I'd be hiding in the Mosque.


Edit: HTML didn't work, so copy-paste link.
This comment was edited on Dec 13, 18:46.
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Re: Typophile The Smaller Picture M
Sep 26, 2002, 00:45
29.
Re: Typophile The Smaller Picture M Sep 26, 2002, 00:45
Sep 26, 2002, 00:45
 
It has an account of 5,000 people playing a collective game of pong with each other, among other equally brilliant ideas. Amazing!

Yeah, that's actually a whole book. It's really interesting. He meanders through a bunch of different subjects related to hive intelligence. Interesting guy.

Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

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Re: Gotta taste it,,,
Sep 25, 2002, 21:23
23.
Re: Gotta taste it,,, Sep 25, 2002, 21:23
Sep 25, 2002, 21:23
 
PlanetK carries Bawls in Austin, TX

Really? Which one? I've never been to PlanetK. Seen 'em though.

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