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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 19:49 RedEye9
 

How Olympians Cope With The Terror Of Downhill Alpine Skiing
Hint, it's similar to bull riding. To become a bull rider put some marbles in your mouth. When you've lost your marbles you're a bull rider.
 
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4. Re: etc. Feb 9, 2018, 19:31 RedEye9
 
Dash wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 07:48:
Kentucky New Era: A Florida attorney and anti-video game activist said he has been in contact with Marshall County Attorney Jeff Edwards regarding the shooting at Marshall County High School on Jan. 23.

Wikipedia: On September 19, 2009, Thompson announced that he intended to resume practicing law as of October 1, 2009, claiming that he was "never disbarred" because all of the orders resulting in his disbarment were legal nullities.[158] He dared The Florida Bar to get a court order to stop him.

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NOOOPE. Shut yer hole, Thompson.
A mentally ill liar lawyer. whodathunkit
thanks for finding that
 
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17. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 18:40 RedEye9
 

Dogs would be doomed if they had the bacon parts.
http://theconversation.com/why-are-we-outraged-about-eating-dog-but-not-bacon-43796
"Our moral psychologies are good at finding fault, but not when the spotlight is turned toward our own practices and preferences."
 
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1. Re: Evening Safety Dance Feb 9, 2018, 18:26 RedEye9
 

When you cut taxes but don't cut spending just grab from one of the other cookie jars.
 
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15. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 18:12 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 17:34:
Orogogus wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 16:41:
I mean, Hindus think the same thing about people who eat cows, although their equivalent of "America, fuck yeah!" is more about lynching and murdering people who think differently than posting shitty Photoshops.

I've never understood the arbitrary nature of which animals are okay to eat and which ones aren't. Given that animals as low as fruit flies exhibit personality traits, you would think that anything higher would either be on or off the menu as a group. Including Solyent Green.
Eat what I eat or you're a savage, don't cha know.
 
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2. Re: Into the Black Feb 9, 2018, 18:04 RedEye9
 
now go eat a pizza and a dozen bagels
That just made my blood sugar spike to 1000. I won't have to check it again for at least 3 days.
 
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9. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 15:53 RedEye9
 
pretty easy boycott for me, don't like the olympics and koreans eat dogs.
so lame, check your objections.
Dog meat is delicious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat
Besides, the Chinese om nom nom more of it than the Koreas. https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/19/opinions/china-dog-meat-festival-hypocrisy
 
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7. Re: Morning Metaverse Feb 9, 2018, 15:49 RedEye9
 
Orogogus wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 15:32:
jdreyer wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 15:19:
jacobvandy wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 13:22:
But if Amazon ships their own stuff, who else can they blame when your shit is late or lost?

I ordered a few things on Amazon worth a couple hundred bucks. After 3 weeks it hadn't arrived, and there was no update on the shipping tracker, so Amazon sent me an email asking me if I wanted a refund. So I said yes. A week later, the stuff came.

The same thing just happened to me a few weeks ago, except Amazon sent a notice telling me that the package had been lost in transit and that I should contact them. I did, the guy refunded my credit card, and then it arrived two days later. It was only about $40 worth of stuff, not a couple hundred, but even then I was wondering how they could afford to deal with those kinds of shipping errors on a regular basis.
You only hear about the occasional flub but never about the bazillions of packages that get delivered just fine, that's why they can afford the rare shipping gaffe.
 
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3. Re: Morning Metaverse Feb 9, 2018, 13:28 RedEye9
 

Notice how this is only a temp ban on logans channel.
If he is taking home $20k a day it means google is making over 100 thousand dollars in ad revenue a day from pauls antics.
Money talks, and in the end it's the only thing alphabet cares about.
 
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7. Re: etc., etc. Feb 9, 2018, 12:51 RedEye9
 

CRPG history e-book looks great.
Thanks Neutronbeam, added it to my "things to read" library.
 
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4. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 11:33 RedEye9
 
Pigeon wrote on Feb 9, 2018, 11:24:
What's next garlic that doesn't make your hands stink after mincing it?
I have had good luck with a half a lemon, heavy sprinkle of salt, dribble of dish soap and a stainless tablespoon. moisten and rub your hands, salt and lemon all over the spoon.
There are even soap shaped ss bars for this purpose.
Also works for seafood odors, have not tried it with gasoline splashed hands.
But science is still out on the issue. ymmv
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/sophie-brickman/how-to-get-the-smell-of-g_b_127625.html
 
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
1. Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. Feb 9, 2018, 11:18 RedEye9
 

Twitch knows if you've been naughty or nice.
 
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1. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 9, 2018, 10:14 RedEye9
 

"If a Falcon Heavy launches in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
 
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4. Re: Morning Mobilization Feb 8, 2018, 19:09 RedEye9
 
Beamer wrote on Feb 8, 2018, 18:07:
WaltC wrote on Feb 8, 2018, 18:03:
many of whom are almost indistinguishable from each other,

What?
Don't bother.
He hasn't read the article nor doe he understand the tech involved.
Just another ignorant hit and run post topped with a cherry racist "they all look alike" remark. sigh
 
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4. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 8, 2018, 12:29 RedEye9
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Feb 8, 2018, 11:56:
Are we really sure he did that, or is this just marketing?
Are we sure he did what?
You have seen the same video and news as everyone else.
 
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4. Re: Get The Red Solstice Free Feb 8, 2018, 11:13 RedEye9
 
Turd Ferguson wrote on Feb 8, 2018, 09:00:
It's only F2P for 48Hrs, and yes it was free on Humble Store on Jan 15th
shul wrote on Feb 8, 2018, 03:19:
It's not "get free" it should be "get to play it for 48 hours for free"
Wrong, it remains in your inventory and is Free.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Feb 7, 2018, 21:18 RedEye9
 

FBI Finds No Evidence Of Homicide In Death Of Border Patrol Agent. if you recall this spurred "zero facts" donny to once again vomit his build the wall detritus .
 
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2. Re: Evening Tech Bits Feb 7, 2018, 21:06 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 7, 2018, 19:50:
Yeah, Nvidia is selling the 1070 To for $450 on their website. Every place else is selling it for twice that price.
But do they actually have them in stock.

A lady walks into a butcher shop and priced 4 pork chops. The butcher said 12 dollars.
The lady complains and said that at the other shop it would only be $8 but they were out.
The butcher said that when he's out he gives them away for free. [wink]


Reason #69 to hate on mac, that sata hdd thing. shiiiiet
 
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