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Signed On Dec 21, 2014, 23:00
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
9. Re: Evening Metaverse Mar 21, 2018, 20:44 RedEye9
 
Saboth wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 20:28:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:10:
Timmeh wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:06:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:03:
There goes reddit software sales.

Zuck's helped the dark side, you never help the dark side.

Unless you admit that Obamas' Clintons, Kenedys and all the rest are also and far wrose the "dark side" your opinion is a joke.You May not like Trump but has not done even 1% of all those above mentioned.

Did anyone ever find a timmeh translator ?


Timmeh! Timmeh timmeh tim tim timmeh. TIMMEH!

Run through Pokemon tranlator:

Pika! Pika pi. Pi pi pi. Pika! PIKA!
I ran it through the Q-Bert translator

!%*@$$@!!@#%!$$&@$>!#@@^@%!&@**$&!$@@#!^@%@%$!!%@#
 
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News Comments > Metro Exodus Ray Tracing Support Plans
2. Re: Metro Exodus Ray Tracing Support Plans Mar 21, 2018, 20:07 RedEye9
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:59:
Not that I would not welcome this, but supporting something only 2 GPU's costing upwards 2500$ can support is kinda.. weird
Doesn't it also block out Windows 7 and 8.1 from enjoying those tasty features. Yeah Windows 10, you're the best.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
18. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 21, 2018, 19:42 RedEye9
 
Orogogus wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:29:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 17:22:
Orogogus wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 17:14:
Creston wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 16:40:
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow not being put in jail for being the same level of fraud huckster as Shkreli?

Oh wait, I forgot, Skhreli stole from the RICH.

With regards to the bee thing, I don't think she was actually selling or promoting anything. It looks like she just said in an interview that she'd tried it. My impression is that her stuff is generally mostly harmless, and the FDA lets you sell magic crystals and the like to promote health as long as you don't make any solid, easily disprovable claims.

I'm also under the impression that she believes all this stuff, but I don't know, her job is to act so eh.
those jade eggs ain't never killed no one ... yet


Douches and tampons can lead to bacterial vaginosis, too, but they still sell those and no one's been jailed.
Maybe not jail but are you too young to remember Toxic Shock Syndrome https://www.nytimes.com/1982/03/20/us/company-found-negligent-in-toxic-shock-disease-suit.html and https://www.lawsuitlegal.com/blog/toxic-shock-syndrome-wasser-lawsuit-tss-tampon/
I linked the obgyn above because she specifically hammered paltrows eggs. The "... yet" was my own bit of cheekiness.
poes law poes law poes law poes law
 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
2. Re: Evening Interviews Mar 21, 2018, 19:21 RedEye9
 
"I mean everyone that [suggests] region locking [is forgetting about] VPN. It just doesn't work,"
Translation: We know companies like Netflix are blocking VPNS with great success, but we make so much money form Chinese gold farms that implementing region locking would cut into our bottom line.
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
4. Re: Evening Metaverse Mar 21, 2018, 19:10 RedEye9
 
Timmeh wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:06:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 19:03:
There goes reddit software sales.

Zuck's helped the dark side, you never help the dark side.

Unless you admit that Obamas' Clintons, Kenedys and all the rest are also and far wrose the "dark side" your opinion is a joke.You May not like Trump but has not done even 1% of all those above mentioned.

Did anyone ever find a timmeh translator ?
 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
1. Re: Evening Interviews Mar 21, 2018, 19:08 RedEye9
 
"Region locking just doesn't work"

Translation: Do you know how much money we're raking in from China. Region locking ain't never gonna happen suckers.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/755069/pubg-player-share/
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
2. Re: Evening Metaverse Mar 21, 2018, 19:03 RedEye9
 

There goes reddit software sales.

Zuck's helped the dark side, you never help the dark side.
 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
4. Re: Morning Metaverse Mar 21, 2018, 18:57 RedEye9
 
DangerDog wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 17:38:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 16:59:
Proves that if you can teach a pug the salute you can teach an idiot.
YouTuber Convicted of Hate Crime for teaching a Pug the 'Nazi Salute'

He should have taught the dog to raise it's little paw when he said "Obama".

everyone would have seen it as cute and endearing.
Almost as cute and endearing as the "Heil Drumpf" morons
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 21, 2018, 17:22 RedEye9
 
Orogogus wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 17:14:
Creston wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 16:40:
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow not being put in jail for being the same level of fraud huckster as Shkreli?

Oh wait, I forgot, Skhreli stole from the RICH.

With regards to the bee thing, I don't think she was actually selling or promoting anything. It looks like she just said in an interview that she'd tried it. My impression is that her stuff is generally mostly harmless, and the FDA lets you sell magic crystals and the like to promote health as long as you don't make any solid, easily disprovable claims.

I'm also under the impression that she believes all this stuff, but I don't know, her job is to act so eh.
those jade eggs ain't never killed no one ... yet

 
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News Comments > NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger
19. Re: NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger Mar 21, 2018, 17:16 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 16:58:
Creston wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 16:50:
So, are they going to get the anti-competitive behavior lawsuit from the DoJ, or get the sweetheart ignore? You decide!
I'm sure that Trump's DoJ will get right on that.
As soon as they finish congratulating Putin on his re-election.

 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
1. Re: Morning Metaverse Mar 21, 2018, 16:59 RedEye9
 

Proves that if you can teach a pug the salute you can teach an idiot.
YouTuber Convicted of Hate Crime for teaching a Pug the 'Nazi Salute'
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
10. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 21, 2018, 15:18 RedEye9
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 15:10:

Something I found out recently, last summer, was that Epipens only help for around 15 minutes maximum and you'd need to do another one. Found this out when a woman who was allergic to bees was camping ~1 hour away from the nearest ambulance service, had an epipen and she was stung but ambulance couldn't arrive in time.

Had she and her boyfriend and friends known this, they would have brought more Pens..... sad story overall
Interesting http://www.andorrapediatrics.com/ap_folders/hand-outs/knowledge/epipen.htm . That is something they should have known and been prepared for, but sad none the less.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 21, 2018, 14:22 RedEye9
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 14:07:
Ringo hadn't already been knighted? Did he refuse it previously or something?
are you sure about that, I think this is his first time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_declined_a_British_honour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringo_Starr
 
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News Comments > NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger
16. Re: NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger Mar 21, 2018, 14:17 RedEye9
 
HoSpanky wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 13:53:
Right now none of this shit matters anyway.
It's Nvidia's long term marketing strategy. It will harm AMD while forcing AIB's to have separate advertising for their "gaming" brand that they have spent years marketing and developing.
The silence from Nvidia is deafening.
Whether it's good business practice or a violation of anti-trust laws remains to be seen.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 21, 2018, 14:03 RedEye9
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 13:37:
If you haven't been stung in ages or ever been stung by a bee.. wouldn't you worry you might have developed an allergy to it?

I got stung for the first time in ~16 years last summer and told the people I was with that I was stung and if I start having visible problems to call an ambulance right away.

I mean, if you're going to do something stupid like this.. WOULDN'T YOU PREPARE? Like buy an EPIPEN?

You'd think they would have an epipen on site.
Anybody can have an allergic reaction (to almost anything). At any age. And can have one for the first even if they never had one previously?
Whether it dish soap, peanuts, shell fish, pineapple or bee stings.

I had an amoxicillin iv in the 90's and broke out in a rash. The doctors said I should report that I am allergic to penicillin, even though it might have been the delivery base. So I do. Why risk it.
To our knowledge, this is the first reported case of death
by bee venom apitherapy due to complications of severe
anaphylaxis in a confirmed sensitized patient who was
previously tolerant.
Previous tolerance to bee stings does not prevent
hypersensitivity reaction; however, repeated exposure favors
a higher risk of sensitization.

As for poor gynneth, her name was used for clickbait purposes and to trigger those that don't read links.
The practice of live bee apitherapy acupuncture has been around before she was born.
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
14. Re: Evening Mobilization Mar 21, 2018, 13:17 RedEye9
 
Orogogus wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:59:
Klaus Flouride wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 10:11:
LOL she is in it strictly for the money and will say anything to get more money. So the believeability index of either is zero.

This.

Any other day of the week and nobody would trust a porn star and now she God Herself and only speaks the truth? Come-the-fuck on she was paid off and signed an NDA. Anyone posting here that's signed an NDA before knows the other party can legally sue the fuck outta you if you break said NDA.

Doesn't this seem kind of self-contradictory? She's either making stuff up or she's breaking the NDA. She can't do both. And, come on, no one pays you off and makes you sign an NDA for not having sex.
are you sure; Millions of Americans Demand $130,000 for Not Having Sex with Trump

 
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
1. Re: Morning Interviews Mar 21, 2018, 13:01 RedEye9
 

Could almost pass as Marc.
 
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News Comments > NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger
12. Re: NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger Mar 21, 2018, 12:49 RedEye9
 
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:42:
RedEye9 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:35:
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:32:
VaranDragon wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:22:
chickenboo wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 11:18:
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 11:14:
I remember back when I was outraged that 3dfx pulled this shit on Nvidia. Apparently we've come full circle. Nvidia, I hope you get cucked equally as hard.

Got a link? I don't remember this.

Thats because he is full of shit.
I'll try to find something, but dude, go fuck yourself. I worked at Babbages and was forced to put "Only runs on 3dFx" stickers on all of the 3d games even if they supported OpenGl. It was a paid campaign to undermine the Riva TNT and sell 3dfx cards.
And poor old nvidia never recovered. oh wait
So companies stating patently false facts in their marketing and creating campaigns to undermine competition is ok? I can never figure out if Blues is just made up of trolls or a bunch of idiots.
I can tell that those marketing stickers really made an impression on you, just like they destroyed nvidia.
 
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News Comments > NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger
7. Re: NVIDIA GPP Concerns Linger Mar 21, 2018, 12:35 RedEye9
 
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:32:
VaranDragon wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 12:22:
chickenboo wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 11:18:
BIGtrouble77 wrote on Mar 21, 2018, 11:14:
I remember back when I was outraged that 3dfx pulled this shit on Nvidia. Apparently we've come full circle. Nvidia, I hope you get cucked equally as hard.

Got a link? I don't remember this.

Thats because he is full of shit.
I'll try to find something, but dude, go fuck yourself. I worked at Babbages and was forced to put "Only runs on 3dFx" stickers on all of the 3d games even if they supported OpenGl. It was a paid campaign to undermine the Riva TNT and sell 3dfx cards.
And poor old nvidia never recovered. oh wait
 
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