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Signed On Dec 21, 2014, 23:00
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 3, 2018, 12:55 RedEye9
 

You pull 46 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt

It's about time we had a human history re-write, hope it's finished before the tiny nukes that fit doni's hands start being flung around.


 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
51. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 3, 2018, 12:09 RedEye9
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Feb 3, 2018, 11:59:
RedEye9 wrote on Feb 3, 2018, 07:27:
NKD wrote on Feb 3, 2018, 03:25:
That really sucks for him. Hires some escort he thinks is legit, manages to piss her off, and she narcs on him. But that's the risk you take when you're hiring a hooker. Unless and until that shit is legalized and has safety regulations, it's going to be a gamble. Not to mention there would be fewer underage prostitutes.
Legalization would only make sense, so that's never gonna happen.

*cough* Germany
This isn't even a crime here, like for real, not a single part of this story is a crime here. 16+ is considered adult and at that age if she lies about age you are never gonna be convicted for anything related to a child. A 16 year old is not a child.

Edit: No, I take that back, recording someone like he did is the actual crime here, gets you a decent "2 year" sentence, but no jail. Usually...

The effect on his life however will be far more severe, thanks to witch hunts
But she was 15 when the crime occurred.
 
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News Comments > Cortex Command Free on Steam
6. Re: Cortex Command Free on Steam Feb 3, 2018, 10:53 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 19:39:
It takes some practice to grok the controls, but this is a super fun game. My son and I play this couch coop on the TV. It's also infinitely modable.
Cool. snagged it
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
47. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 3, 2018, 08:08 RedEye9
 

Cliffe should have joined the navy where he would have been lavished with Cash, Liquor AND an Armada of Prostitutes if he'd been on the USS Blue Ridge.
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
46. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 3, 2018, 07:27 RedEye9
 
NKD wrote on Feb 3, 2018, 03:25:
That really sucks for him. Hires some escort he thinks is legit, manages to piss her off, and she narcs on him. But that's the risk you take when you're hiring a hooker. Unless and until that shit is legalized and has safety regulations, it's going to be a gamble. Not to mention there would be fewer underage prostitutes.
Legalization would only make sense, so that's never gonna happen.
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
45. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 3, 2018, 07:22 RedEye9
 
DukeFNukem wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 20:13:
@RedEye9,

What's up with the fox news reference in all small letters? It's like you want people to see it but at the same time, you dont?

As if fox news was the only network on tv "spinning" things, seriously?

I should have let this slide since you were trying to "slip it in" so casually but it's just too funny!
It's a combination vision and litmus test. you got 50% (wink)
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
33. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 2, 2018, 18:58 RedEye9
 
PacoTaco wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 18:46:
Let's hope this is some sort of mistake and this game developer is found innocent of these charges. If it is true he should be killed like all pedophiles should be.
First off, why would it matter what he does for a living? As for the other dreck that you cluelessly spewed, i feel sorry for you.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 2, 2018, 16:38 RedEye9
 
Cutter wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 16:29:
He's not a child molester.
No, he's a CONVICTED SERIAL CHILD MOLESTER.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 2, 2018, 16:00 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 15:40:
One of the fathers in the Larry Nasser gymnastics abuse case tried to punch out the good doctor in court. The judge declined to punish the man. They are going to have to be super careful with Nasser in prison, because he'll be the biggest target wherever he ends up.

Also, Nasser joins Pai and Shkreli as World's Most Punchable Face.
You can add Larry Nassar's attorney to that punchable face list. attorney questions how he could have abused all of his accusers

 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
27. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 2, 2018, 15:16 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 14:56:
Unfortunately tribalism is an evolved trait that will take hundreds of generations or alternatively manipulation of the human genome to overcome.
in the future being a non-gmo homo sapien will be an oddity.
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
21. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 2, 2018, 12:59 RedEye9
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 12:53:

The average person is just too stupid to critically analyze what they see.
It's how we got stuck w/the dotus.
When you get your news from your fakebook feed and fox noise you're basically doomed.
 
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News Comments > Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended
12. Re: Valve's Cliffe Arrested; Suspended Feb 2, 2018, 11:38 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 11:35:
HoSpanky wrote on Feb 2, 2018, 10:27:
So he’s been arrested for something that might be vaguely child-exploitative, and hasn’t been charged with any crime. That’s some truly unimpressive reporting by that “news” channel.

Goddamn SJWs ruining gaming again, amirite?!
You mean it's like the "news" channel was just reporting the news instead of putting a spin on it ala fox noise. Refreshing.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 2, 2018, 11:05 RedEye9
 

Altered Carbon released on netflix


Former Hippies Put in Horrible Position of Rooting for F.B.I.

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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
1. Re: Morning Safety Dance Feb 2, 2018, 10:49 RedEye9
 

So it's going to start doing something that other software, like malwarebytes, has been doing for years.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
1. Re: Evening Consolidation Feb 1, 2018, 21:16 RedEye9
 

I'd still pay for RDR One on pc.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
1. Re: Evening Tech Bits Feb 1, 2018, 21:11 RedEye9
 
LibreOffice to the rescue. Will office 365 follow suit?

I always enjoy the backblaze hdd failure rates, it's the nerd in me.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 1, 2018, 11:42 RedEye9
 
Burrito of Peace wrote on Feb 1, 2018, 11:15:

Five Guys figured out how to give me diarrhea every time I ate there so I don't eat there anymore.

You ain't been properly cleaned out until you've eaten at GM Steakhouse on the drag (Guadalupe). {wink}
 
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News Comments > Evening Safety Dance
2. Re: Evening Safety Dance Feb 1, 2018, 11:26 RedEye9
 

The Abagnale talk is the shiznit. thanks Ant
 
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