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Signed On Dec 21, 2014, 23:00
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
10. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 10, 2017, 19:52 RedEye9
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Dec 10, 2017, 19:48:
I've been a Cowboy fan since 1972, and I don't like Jerry Jones.
iT'S amERIcA's team, or is that the Atlanta Braves?

Speaking of the Atlanta Braves, is there a big brouhaha over their name like there is with the Redskins?
 
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News Comments > Sunday Metaverse
4. Re: Sunday Metaverse Dec 10, 2017, 19:46 RedEye9
 

Both the fcc AND congress don't know how the internet works.
Luckily the Internets inventor, Al Gore, will be more than happy to explain it to them.
 
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6. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 10, 2017, 19:18 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 10, 2017, 18:03:
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 10, 2017, 14:44:
Your Giants have my blessing if they beat the Cowboys but only if they lose whenever they play the Redskins.
Wait, don't you live in Texas? Or is this a hatred of Jerry Jones?
Born in DC and raised pre-teen in Springfield Va.
Just that Redskin/Cowgirl rivalry thing. Annnnd Jerry Jones is a total douche, thanks for reminding me.
/got to Texas as soon as I could git.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Safety Dance
1. Re: Sunday Safety Dance Dec 10, 2017, 16:09 RedEye9
 
I doubt linux folks are gonna be too excited with auto mode.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 10, 2017, 14:44 RedEye9
 

Your Giants have my blessing if they beat the Cowboys but only if they lose whenever they play the Redskins.
 
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14. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 10, 2017, 12:28 RedEye9
 
The flu article learned me lots.  
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News Comments > Saturday Interviews
6. Re: Saturday Interviews Dec 9, 2017, 21:12 RedEye9
 

CIG has officially jumped the shark.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs
3. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Dec 9, 2017, 19:08 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 15:28:
Dear Mr. Pai, please DIAF.

Don't stop at ajit, there's enough in this administration to make a bonfire that could be seen at 1x from the ISS. Flamethrower
 
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8. Re: Morning Mobilization Dec 9, 2017, 18:44 RedEye9
 
Scottish Martial Arts wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 16:55:
This is the view from my apartment as of an hour ago. The New Yorkers around me today seemed non-plussed, but as a native Californian seeing my first New York winter, it felt like a lot of snow.
Looks like a lite dusting to me. you do know that photo shows exactly where you live, so if you're hiding from an angry ex you might want to blur the street name. ;-)
 
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
2. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Dec 9, 2017, 18:18 RedEye9
 
JeffD wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 16:23:
please oh please make your OS work on all PCs... just pull a sega and go all software! I'm all for loading your OS on my PC and all but I refuse to do all that hacking BS to get it done.
They could easily sell it for $150. People would be lining up to buy Mac OS and install it on their own hardware.

Blue wrote on Dec 9, 2017:
When was the last time Dvorak was right about something?
True dat. If there was ever a getoffmylawn of computer tech, it would be John C.

The myth of DirectX 12 was that it had steam to begin with. But hey, it came with a free version of spyware so what's not to like.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Morning Tech Bits Dec 9, 2017, 16:15 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 15:32:
Mordecai Walfish wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 15:16:
That optical illusion is "breaking their brains"?

Its really fucking simple. the lines are shaded differently in the alternating rows, and when the split between the shades is at the apex of the curve, the lines appear straighter than the ones that are not split on the apex of the curves. The shaded sections being in the straighter areas instead of the curved areas gives the illusion. Took all of 5 seconds to realize whats going on there.. not very "brain breaking", but I guess it's just a clickbait headline.

Not all brains are created equal.

Screw the cool optical illusion, this is the real thing to read on digg http://digg.com/2017/ajit-pai-ron-swanson-net-neutrality
 
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News Comments > Saturday Interviews
2. Re: Saturday Interviews Dec 9, 2017, 15:39 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 9, 2017, 15:22:
Real estate: it's always a good investment!

Put your money in land, because they aren 't making any more of it.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 9, 2017, 14:46 RedEye9
 

I call bullshit that an exploding egg in your mouth can't cause hearing damage. #AllEarsAreNotEqual
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
10. Re: Into the Black Dec 9, 2017, 12:46 RedEye9
 
Pigeon wrote on Dec 8, 2017, 17:59:
That dog shaped Roomba went right to the mess and started cleaning immediately. They've really improved those things.
/you win
I lol'ed
 
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21. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 9, 2017, 10:24 RedEye9
 
Beamer wrote on Dec 8, 2017, 17:30:
Actually, none of it was forged. The part she wrote was never claimed to be from him.

Retired, c'mon.
What do expect when the only news he gets is from Fox Noise.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
2. Re: Into the Black Dec 8, 2017, 17:05 RedEye9
 

I cracked an egg into a bowl and put it in the microwave. When it came out there was a dark spot on the yolk, I poked it with a fork and BAM!!!
So it can happen with a raw egg. SCIENCE!
 
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News Comments > World War Z Game Announced
20. Re: Skyrim Creation Club Launches with Survival Mode Dec 8, 2017, 15:49 RedEye9
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Dec 8, 2017, 15:44:
That's a zombie.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
 
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