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Re: Star Citizen Passes $4.2MM
Nov 17, 2012, 17:38
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Re: Star Citizen Passes $4.2MM Nov 17, 2012, 17:38
Nov 17, 2012, 17:38
 
Well dammit, at the 200MM dollar mark when I buy the game it better come with a full working cockpit on hydraulics with...with a real Star Citizen Uniform...and voice recognition so I can scream out, "STAY ON TARGET PORKINS!!!" drunk, at 5 AM to the pounding of my neighbors on the walls. With a beer holder and an ashtray. And OFCOURSE a working toilet because I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS DAMN GAME FOR DAYS!!!!

Flush
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Re: Morning Tech Bits
Nov 9, 2012, 21:02
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Re: Morning Tech Bits Nov 9, 2012, 21:02
Nov 9, 2012, 21:02
 
  • New Intel Itanium Processor 9500 Delivers Breakthrough Capabilities for Mission-Critical Computing

Huh, and I always just called it,
Surfing-For Porn
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Re: MoH SEAL Consultants Reprimanded
Nov 9, 2012, 20:23
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Re: MoH SEAL Consultants Reprimanded Nov 9, 2012, 20:23
Nov 9, 2012, 20:23
 
This is obviously more about sea men. Let's just face it, talking about real sea men and what sea men techniques are used in the real world is what this is all about. The sea men came forth with this load of information of they're own free hand will. We should not sugar coat the sea men or make light of the ejaculation of this information upon the general public. Ofcourse the Navy now is the one with a load on they're face, and they had to bust-a-nut to cover the consequences of this huge boner. Frankly the situation is a bit hard to swallow and I imagine the Navy is going to be cleaning up this mess for awhile...
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Re: Disney Acquires LucasArts
Oct 31, 2012, 17:36
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Re: Disney Acquires LucasArts Oct 31, 2012, 17:36
Oct 31, 2012, 17:36
 
TOO CYNICAL???

Yeah, RIGHT!!!
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Re: Disney Acquires LucasArts
Oct 31, 2012, 16:50
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Re: Disney Acquires LucasArts Oct 31, 2012, 16:50
Oct 31, 2012, 16:50
 
finally!

now I can finally get that Mickey mouse/Lego/Star Wars/Space Mountain/yoda speak/epic Pluto adventure_roleplaying_sex simulator that I have been having gas pains over and losing sleep over not being able to buy.

how could there be ANY down side to this????
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Re: Steam Halloween Sale
Oct 29, 2012, 20:51
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Re: Steam Halloween Sale Oct 29, 2012, 20:51
Oct 29, 2012, 20:51
 
I'm thinking that during thanksgiving Steam will also be having a sale on games that were turkeys so......

RAGE better be damn NEAR FREE!
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Re: Steam Halloween Sale
Oct 29, 2012, 20:40
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Re: Steam Halloween Sale Oct 29, 2012, 20:40
Oct 29, 2012, 20:40
 
no nO NO!!!!!!

NO MORE SALES, DEALS, OR BARGAINS DAMMIT, I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!

* Rips my ponytail off and strangles myself with it squeeking out, "damn....you......steam..." *
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"Are These The Tools That.....?"
Oct 24, 2012, 23:46
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"Are These The Tools That.....?" Oct 24, 2012, 23:46
Oct 24, 2012, 23:46
 
Ok, i'll start this:

"Convert the engine back to the ultra superior Quake III engine!?!?" Rotfl
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Re: You and your high resolutions...
Oct 24, 2012, 23:19
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Re: You and your high resolutions... Oct 24, 2012, 23:19
Oct 24, 2012, 23:19
 
I game (if you can REALLY call my ability to suck at everything I TRY to play) with a standard 4 year old HP comp, a 550ti nvidia card that I bought used.....um...OH YES, and the amazing powerhouse 19" VERY USED Dell monitor that I bought from Goodwill for 15 dollars about 6 years ago. Oh, and every now and then the picture reduces to a single white line...usually during a MOST inappropriate time like when im surfing for porn or losing my entire squad in XCOM. Oh and I just realized a year ago that the monitor supported 1600 x 1200 res...i had been playing everything at 1024 x 768....So YES, my computer penis is ENORMOUS!
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Re: Evening Screenshots
Oct 16, 2012, 23:25
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Re: Evening Screenshots Oct 16, 2012, 23:25
Oct 16, 2012, 23:25
 
Gorman: Any questions?
[Hudson raises his hand]
Gorman: What is it, private?
Hudson: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Apone: You secure that shit, Hudson!

LOVE that damn movie; Let's just pray this game will do it a speck of justice....I know I know, wishful thinking
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Re: Into the Black
Oct 16, 2012, 00:58
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Re: Into the Black Oct 16, 2012, 00:58
Oct 16, 2012, 00:58
 
He also broke two more records that Guiness failed to mention:

The longest continuous screaming of the word, "SHIT" and also the largest bowel movement at highest altitude.

...and that is OFFICIAL because I read it on TMZ.....
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Re: Mass Effect 3 Patch This Week; ME Trilogy Details
Oct 3, 2012, 23:12
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Re: Mass Effect 3 Patch This Week; ME Trilogy Details Oct 3, 2012, 23:12
Oct 3, 2012, 23:12
 
Jivaro wrote on Oct 3, 2012, 12:56:
NegaDeath wrote on Oct 3, 2012, 12:28:
I'm sorry there's simply no excuse that all the DLC isn't bundled. Hell all of the DLC for ME3 isn't even out yet. Is there going to be an Ultimate ME Trilogy release next year too?

The *We Promise This Is Really Everything* Mega Ultimate Super Deluxe Mass Effect Collection. If you buy the digital version you get a coupon for *Mass Effect Infiltrator*..that mobile OS ME game that nobody played. If you buy the retail version, you get a blue condom made from real squid skin.

If they throw in the squid skin blue condom this is nothing but pure win for me

.....unless it's used *ducks*

Sorry about that comment, my 4th energy drink of the day is wearing off. I should have just stayed with the bath salts.
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Re: Mass Effect Trilogy Announced
Sep 26, 2012, 21:42
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Re: Mass Effect Trilogy Announced Sep 26, 2012, 21:42
Sep 26, 2012, 21:42
 
  • Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3
  • Over 75 hours of story content, plus Mass Effect 3’s online co-op multiplayer
  • Create and customize your own character with his or her appearance and skills, then play your Commander Shepard through all three Mass Effect games.
  • Experience an amazingly rich and detailed universe where your decisions have profound consequences on the action and the outcome.
  • Build a personalized arsenal with powerful weapons complete with their own upgrades and modifications
  • Unleash devastating abilities and skills as you command and train an elite squad.

AND THEN EXPERIENCE THE UUUUUUUUULTIMATE MIND-BENDING CLIMAX TO THIS INCREDIBLE SAGA!!!!

.....then realize that there was absolutely no point in making any of the hundreds of decisions that brought you to the ending... Furious2
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Re: Amnesia Postmortem - Piracy? "Screw It"
Sep 14, 2012, 01:11
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Re: Amnesia Postmortem - Piracy? "Screw It" Sep 14, 2012, 01:11
Sep 14, 2012, 01:11
 
Damn, the way everyone jizzes over this game apparently it's awesome? The minute I read that there were no weapons I thought, "Well dammit, if I can't blow the torso out from under some ugly, attacking monsters face with a double-barrel shotgun...what's the point?" .....must look into this further, hmmmmmm
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Re: Just Cause 2 MP Mod Beta Event
Sep 7, 2012, 22:33
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Re: Just Cause 2 MP Mod Beta Event Sep 7, 2012, 22:33
Sep 7, 2012, 22:33
 
Oh I have GOT to try this! I saw some videos of the last beta test and it looked totally INSANE. I will do my best to be there *salutes*
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Re: Mass Effect 3 Leviathan and Firefight Announced
Aug 3, 2012, 20:53
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Re: Mass Effect 3 Leviathan and Firefight Announced Aug 3, 2012, 20:53
Aug 3, 2012, 20:53
 
Well...i'm happy that they finally put out some SP DLC. I have to admit that I have been hooked on this series since the beginning and I truely loved just about every single moment of this series....um...ok, I had issues with Miranda in ME2. I made sure that in EVERY incarnation of my Shepard...she died

Anyway, glad to see some new content and NO it don't mean a Hill-O-Beans to the end story (although perhaps if Jessica Chobot was dancing naked in front of me as I made my final epic choice I believe that would have raised the quality of the ending...) *Ahem*

Uh...anyway, glad to see the DLC. Probably won't be buying it immediately but will get this. Rifle
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Re: Rise of the Triad Revival Announced
Aug 2, 2012, 19:13
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Re: Rise of the Triad Revival Announced Aug 2, 2012, 19:13
Aug 2, 2012, 19:13
 
All I gotta say is:

EXCALIBAT!!!

IF there is NO Excalibat...there cannot possible be a ROTT, period.
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Re: Steam Summer Sale Begins
Jul 12, 2012, 22:18
Re: Steam Summer Sale Begins Jul 12, 2012, 22:18
Jul 12, 2012, 22:18
 
Oh DEAR GOD I just got paid today and most of my bills are paid....thinking that I already have plenty of stuff to play and no time....thinking and peeking at the Steam sales....NOooooooooo *Throws my wallet across the room.......then dives after it screaming, "DAMN YOU STEAM!!!"
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Re: More Mass Effect 3 DLC Details?
Jun 27, 2012, 23:13
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Re: More Mass Effect 3 DLC Details? Jun 27, 2012, 23:13
Jun 27, 2012, 23:13
 
Bhruic wrote on Jun 27, 2012, 20:18:
Bioware said any new Mass Effect games would be set either prior or during the Shepard Era.

That's really unbelievable tho'. You can't make an epic-scale game, which is all they'd be interested in making, when you've already set the stage. There isn't room for another hero in the Shepard timeline, and if they set it beforehand, well, we've already got all the backstory which explains what happened then, so there's no room for "epicness" there either.

Hmmmm...didn't Bioware tell people NOT to delete they're saved games from ME3? That tells me maybe that the "new" ME game will somehow use the choices you made? Maybe they will just use the very last decision you made of the three endings, and if that was the case and they make a game post ME3.....well then they would have to basically make a new game with the scenario of all 3 different endings built into the game and the player only playing the result of what they chose....then again Bioware would have to make 3 different versions of the new game, and that would be a HELLUVA lot of content *shakes head* eek
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Re: Far Cry 3 Delayed
Jun 25, 2012, 16:19
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Re: Far Cry 3 Delayed Jun 25, 2012, 16:19
Jun 25, 2012, 16:19
 
Wowbagger_TIP wrote on Jun 25, 2012, 16:05:
Verno wrote on Jun 25, 2012, 15:21:
Kythlyn wrote on Jun 25, 2012, 14:15:
Far Cry 2 is STILL a mess on PC. Bugs everywhere.

I didn't really put much time into FC2, what specifically were the problems? Just curious, I vaguely remember the respawning enemies being obnoxious and hated the malaria implementation but that was more my opinion than actual bugs.
Yeah, I don't really remember any bugs, just a lot of really annoying gameplay design decisions that made it feel like the game just wanted to make me quit. The fact that those things couldn't be changed or modded out was probably the most frustrating thing about it. I played it for a little while and then moved on to something fun. Too bad, because it had a lot of potential. Hope that designer never gets involved in another FC game.

Annoying things, off the top of my head:
  • malaria crap
  • respawning enemies (I just fucking killed you 2 minutes ago!!)
  • ridiculously repetitive car chases
  • omniscient enemies
  • BS "secret mission" crap to justify everyone trying to kill you
  • interface still felt kind of console-y (minor thing.. but still)

Well the thing that REALLY evened the playing field for me with the respawn/car chase thingy was ALWAYS driving a technical with the MG mounted on the back. You heard the engine rev and bullets wizz behind you, stop the truck, jump to the MG with a touch of a button, and lay into the bastards Worked like a charm; before I realized that I stayed off the main roads as much as possible and used the bus system to get closer to the objective. Oh, and I REALLY like the fact that your npc buddy could come and rescue you when you got shot up good.
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