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Re: LUFTRAUSERS Code Stolen
Jun 14, 2013, 21:40
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Re: LUFTRAUSERS Code Stolen Jun 14, 2013, 21:40
Jun 14, 2013, 21:40
 
Um...just a thought..yeah I wouldn't leave A STICK OF GUM in view of the public unattended, people will LITERALLY steal ANYTHING!

*I say as I palm the silverware at the coffee shop i'm in*
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 14, 2013, 10:50
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Re: Out of the Blue Jun 14, 2013, 10:50
Jun 14, 2013, 10:50
 
Hell, dumpster diving for swag behind the convention center would probably be preferable to a day at the airport.

I always say that ANY day spent dumpster diving is a day WELL SPENT!
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 13, 2013, 20:54
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Re: Out of the Blue Jun 13, 2013, 20:54
Jun 13, 2013, 20:54
 
Follow-Up: Warcraft mom who let toddler die while she gamed gets 25 years.

As a hardcore gamer I think were missing the REAL tragedy here:

She may NEVER get to play 'World of Warcraft' AGAIN!!!
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Re: Morning Previews
Jun 13, 2013, 20:13
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Re: Morning Previews Jun 13, 2013, 20:13
Jun 13, 2013, 20:13
 
The first movie the best??? Really? C'mon guys within a space of a minute in 'The Road Warrior' Max gives the guy that jumps on the roof of the semi a 12-gauge vasectomy, then proceeds to lean out the truck door and blast the bajesus out of the pursuant's face straight through the windshield. THAT is vehicular manslaughter,my friends, at it's VERY BEST *waves hands* You can't fuck with that action. Also as far as humor goes, I've got to mention the poor bastard on the bike that's casually rolling beside the truck and decides he wants to shoot the tires with the crossbow......until his hand gets caught in the tires and UNDER the truck he goes! That shit is awesome, and the first time I saw that part (in the theater) I thought I was gonna poop myself laughing

If the folks who are making this made Just Cause 2 then I have REALLY high hopes for this game. I'm STILL playing JC2 right now I pray that they allow to change views from 3rd to 1st person but...somehow I doubt it will happen. Either way, looking forward to this immensely Allthumbsup
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Re: Op Ed
Jun 12, 2013, 23:38
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Re: Op Ed Jun 12, 2013, 23:38
Jun 12, 2013, 23:38
 
Soooooo...what...wait....so the vibe i'm getting from this thread is that rape jokes AREN'T funny?!?! AWWWW SHIT, what the HELL am I supposed to do with this?!?! *Holds up my 'Rape Jokes' notebook* Hell, i've been working on this baby for YEARS! *Tosses it in the trash*

Well, ATLEAST i've got my backup handy *Looks around my room for a minute and zeroes in on it* There she IS, COME TO DADDY!!!! *Holds up my 'Crippled and Handicapped Jokes' notebook* Awwwwww YEAH!! Jester
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Re: Into the Black
Jun 12, 2013, 21:29
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Re: Into the Black Jun 12, 2013, 21:29
Jun 12, 2013, 21:29
 
I thought about it and check this out: if this guy had kids in his 20's it's possible that he's experienced the death of all his kids, all his siblings, all of his older relatives, his wife, and probably all of his oldest friends, basically everyone he'd ever known from his early life, Not to mention the laundry list of pets he's probably been through....WOW

Juuuuuust thought I'd toss that in there to brighten your day
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Re: Star Citizen Passes $10MM in Funding
Jun 11, 2013, 22:54
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Re: Star Citizen Passes $10MM in Funding Jun 11, 2013, 22:54
Jun 11, 2013, 22:54
 
I'm a Han Solo (minus the walking carpet, i'm greedy and I want ALL the cash for myself) type player at heart and 'Privateer' was a perfect fit for me. As long as I can have a light freighter that I can hopefully modify for speed and storage I would be a happy captain. I like being the ultimate haul for hire guy and I wouldn't support any faction whatsoever. As long as they don't fuck with me, were good. But the minute they start firing at me, they are going to get lit up with my guns, or i'm punching it the hell out of there. I'd like to be able to hang out in social places and actually get jobs assigned to me by REAL people if possible, AND if I jettison a cargo or don't complete my job...I would EXPECT there to be a bounty on my head. If Chris could make this type of game, i'd freaking live there...seriously.

That is all *bows*
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 11, 2013, 22:27
Re: Out of the Blue Jun 11, 2013, 22:27
Jun 11, 2013, 22:27
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 11, 2013, 02:07:
SlimRam wrote on Jun 11, 2013, 01:17:
I'm definitely feeling the urge for the PS4 but damn my broke ass...oh well there are always monetary alternatives...

*Hangs my head low after posting this, putting my phone on the stage floor and slowly walking out to the screaming elderly women that have shown up tonight at 'Billy Bob's Beef Emporium and Bump House' for the amateur male stripper contest....In the immortal words of 'Al' from 'Happy Days', I mutter "Ayeeah yeeah yeeah"*

Dude, you are strange... And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Agreed, the doctors are still adjusting my medication
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Re: Mad Max Game Announced
Jun 11, 2013, 11:05
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Re: Mad Max Game Announced Jun 11, 2013, 11:05
Jun 11, 2013, 11:05
 
Even IF this game blows harder than Rage in a wind tunnel, I'll be there, eating my can of dog food, with my trusty 3 legged dog Lucky by my side (real dog BTW), and a sawn off shotgun playing thehell out of this. I love this universe and its about Damn time
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 11, 2013, 01:17
Re: Out of the Blue Jun 11, 2013, 01:17
Jun 11, 2013, 01:17
 
I'm definitely feeling the urge for the PS4 but damn my broke ass...oh well there are always monetary alternatives...

*Hangs my head low after posting this, putting my phone on the stage floor and slowly walking out to the screaming elderly women that have shown up tonight at 'Billy Bob's Beef Emporium and Bump House' for the amateur male stripper contest....In the immortal words of 'Al' from 'Happy Days', I mutter "Ayeeah yeeah yeeah"*
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 10, 2013, 21:48
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Re: Out of the Blue Jun 10, 2013, 21:48
Jun 10, 2013, 21:48
 
nin wrote on Jun 10, 2013, 21:40:
PS4 - at least it doesn't look like a VCR.



HEHEHE Oh THAT needs to be the new slogan for the PS4! Rotfl
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced
Jun 10, 2013, 21:31
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced Jun 10, 2013, 21:31
Jun 10, 2013, 21:31
 
Well dammit, if it's HALF as good as the second one....and on the PC...

I'm SO THERE i'm already playing it......
in my mind
......and i'm getting pwned...

hmmmmmm wait...that's...well that's not right..um *scratching head for a minute on that thought*
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced
Jun 10, 2013, 21:11
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced Jun 10, 2013, 21:11
Jun 10, 2013, 21:11
 
Rattlehead wrote on Jun 10, 2013, 21:02:
SlimRam wrote on Jun 10, 2013, 20:33:
OH DEAR GOD YES! Except ALL MINE SPAMMERS DIE!......Oh shit I didn't actually read the article.....oh noooooooooosssss....is this just for consoles???? IF SO I'LL!!!! *Takes out the katana and places it against his chest* Karate
Where does it say it's only for consoles? The teaser and blog don't mention anything about that.

Fast forward nearly 10 years and gamers still have many of those same Star Wars gaming fantasies – but now they wish to experience those larger-than-life battles in magnificent high definition, with all of the amazing special effects, vehicle physics and gameplay intensity that the
next-generation
has to offer.

This scared me just a bit...I KNOW I KNOW......I need to lay off the bath salts!
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 10, 2013, 20:52
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Re: Out of the Blue Jun 10, 2013, 20:52
Jun 10, 2013, 20:52
 
nin wrote on Jun 10, 2013, 20:38:
Sony stream, ready to go...20 minutes


" Don't Fuck This Up Mitchel Sony "

Sorry, HAD to get '3 o'clock high' reference in there
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Re: etc., etc.
Jun 10, 2013, 20:43
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Re: etc., etc. Jun 10, 2013, 20:43
Jun 10, 2013, 20:43
 
  • EA and DreamWorks Lift the Curtain on Need for Speed the Movie…

No
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced
Jun 10, 2013, 20:33
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Re: New Star Wars Battlefront Announced Jun 10, 2013, 20:33
Jun 10, 2013, 20:33
 
OH DEAR GOD YES! Except ALL MINE SPAMMERS DIE!......Oh shit I didn't actually read the article.....oh noooooooooosssss....is this just for consoles???? IF SO I'LL!!!! *Takes out the katana and places it against his chest* Karate
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Re: Out of the Blue
Jun 10, 2013, 20:27
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Re: Out of the Blue Jun 10, 2013, 20:27
Jun 10, 2013, 20:27
 
Verno wrote on Jun 10, 2013, 15:02:
Sucks that DR3 is now going to be an Xbox exclusive, looked pretty sweet...

Someone was mentioning that might be timed exclusivity, not sure though. Worth looking into if you liked what you saw I guess.

My biggest disappointment so far is Ryse, bland and what was up with the QTEs everywhere.

Also this fake twitch chat that they showed off was absurd. "this is gonna be totes sick on kinect" yeah people talk like that Rolleyes

Well ALL I GOTTA SAY IS: "THIS IS GONNA BE TOTES SICK IN KINECT!"

Oh...uh....right..um...yep uh...heh..um your right.....people don't talk like that *shaking head and looking down at the ground*.....*cough*....yep yep yep.....*sniff* Grin
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Re: Watch Dogs E3 Trailer
Jun 10, 2013, 19:53
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Re: Watch Dogs E3 Trailer Jun 10, 2013, 19:53
Jun 10, 2013, 19:53
 
All I gotta say is damn, the battery in his phone must be awesome because I can barely run mine half a day without a recharge. I can see it now:

*Camera following closely behind Aiden as you hear him panting while being chased down an alley; police hot in pursuit firing they're weapons as bullets whiz by our protagonist head *BLAM* He eyes a electronically locked door heading into a parking garage as he smiles under his scarf and presses a few buttons on his phone to unlock it, then he hears *beep beep beep* Looking down he SEES: 'Low Battery - Please plug your phone into a power source' "Shit!" He whispers running still down the street. Whipping around a corner he eyes a sleak sports car, electronically locked, "Ah ha!" he thinks. Hitting a few buttons on his phone again he hears, *Beep BEEP BEEP* And sees the low battery warning as his phone goes into power saving mode...

Pedestrians on the corner will later explain to the police that they saw a man running and cursing aloud, swearing at his phone and trailing down an alley followed by the police was a very loud and long moan of, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!"*

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Re: STnG
Jun 10, 2013, 11:04
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Re: STnG Jun 10, 2013, 11:04
Jun 10, 2013, 11:04
 
My wife claims to have NEVER watched ST:TNG. Well *pulls out handcuffs*...I think that's about to change
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Re: Into the Black
Jun 6, 2013, 21:39
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Re: Into the Black Jun 6, 2013, 21:39
Jun 6, 2013, 21:39
 
Holey Moley what a dish she was! Ah love the gals from the 40's and 50's, they have a beauty and grace that makes them untouchable.

I will ALWAYS say that Rita Hayworth was one of the most beautiful women that ever was.

Hell, i'm sure I was born in the wrong time period, just gimme a fedora, a pack of 'Lucky Strikes' and a dame with gams to die for and I would be in Heaven.

Sleep in the Light Miss Williams *tips my hat*
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