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Re: Evening Consolidation
Sep 24, 2013, 23:41
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Re: Evening Consolidation Sep 24, 2013, 23:41
Sep 24, 2013, 23:41
 
  • Taco Bell giving away PlayStation 4s now too
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Although I do not have the intestinal fortitude of days gone by e.g Taking multiple tequila body shots at a local watering hole off a hairy cook named Larry while chugging Tabasco sauce because you are too drunk to realize it wasn't the hot waitress whom, in a drunken stupor, you just figured had a case of extreme hirsutism. Ok THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Really....honest *cough*

Ummmm...what i'm trying to say is that i'm not quite sure the full frontal assault of eating Taco Bell everyday until November 10th to get the Playstation is something I could do. Remembering back to one of my last Taco Bell experiences does not bring fond memories...
*sighing as i look down at my new pack of underwear.....and socks*

This comment was edited on Sep 25, 2013, 00:43.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Sep 17, 2013, 16:48
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Re: Out of the Blue Sep 17, 2013, 16:48
Sep 17, 2013, 16:48
 
El Pit wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 16:31:
Creston wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 15:41:
El Pit wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 15:30:
Need a ship counselor?

I dunno, do you look like Deanna Troi, or Inara?

A counselor, Creston! Not a pin-up girl!
somehow, I have a feeling this crew is going to need quite a bit of counseling

well, back into the trenches *marches back into the restrooms* yep yep yep
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Re: Out of the Blue
Sep 17, 2013, 14:50
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Re: Out of the Blue Sep 17, 2013, 14:50
Sep 17, 2013, 14:50
 
Creston wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 14:13:
Rigs wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 13:38:
It wouldn't be awesome if I'm the fuckin' janitor!


=-Rigs-=

Not you, you're my engineer! Slimram will be the janitor!

Actually, even better, SlimRam. After destroying your space station toilet, out of guilt, I offer you and your Turbo Plunger the job of janitor on my battle cruiser, with some inspiring "are you ready to be all you can be, Slimram?!" speech!

Sir, you just recruited yourself THE best damn janitor in the quadrant! I will not fail you Captain! *salutes with Turbo Plunger in hand*. And sir, if I may speak freely, lets try to keep the high fiber diets of the crew to a minimum...ahem
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed
Sep 17, 2013, 13:17
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed Sep 17, 2013, 13:17
Sep 17, 2013, 13:17
 
I always thought that serf type professions should be viable in CRPGs. That'd be sorta funny buncha people playing nothing but maintenance workers on a space station. Sitting around in the workroom on break, having a coffee, jawing about whatever. People teaming up for certain jobs like replacing a toilet, or cleaning the air ducts.

honestly, if they do get to the stretch goal of salvage space person then that would definitely be something that I would be interested in. I would like to try to stay neutral in the MMO if possible and just gonna be a guy that makes his own way in the universe. also, I think it would be totally amazing if they made it to where I could actually contact people and deliver salvage parts to their ship now that would be awesome ... preferably not in the middle of a battle
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed
Sep 17, 2013, 12:35
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed Sep 17, 2013, 12:35
Sep 17, 2013, 12:35
 
Creston wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 11:57:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 17, 2013, 10:36:
well, when the new stretch goal is to become Space Station janitor, I'm all in. I figure I might as well excel at something I'm good at , & I can plunge a toilet like no other.

hey, a guy can dream!

Soon they'll have a "Plunger Deluxe 3000ATS Turbo" for sale in their store for only $99. It will plunge toilets 30% faster!

Hehe, I could be like the old janitor guy that has the lowly job but always seems to have the inside scoop on where to buy and sell your goods. perhaps a word of advice for the newbies that come on board the station and helpful ear for those that need someone to listen to their troubles.

And then of course, go back to plunging toilets with my "Plunger Deluxe 3000ATS Turbo" oh, this game is going to be glorious!
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed
Sep 17, 2013, 10:36
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Re: Star Citizen Hits $19M - $21M Goal Revealed Sep 17, 2013, 10:36
Sep 17, 2013, 10:36
 
well, when the new stretch goal is to become Space Station janitor, I'm all in. I figure I might as well excel at something I'm good at , & I can plunge a toilet like no other.

hey, a guy can dream!
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Re: Evening Consolidation
Sep 16, 2013, 22:26
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Re: Evening Consolidation Sep 16, 2013, 22:26
Sep 16, 2013, 22:26
 
Damn my poorness, I shall not be enjoying the launch of GTA5. For after 2 RRoD I have no xbox now *loud sniff*

I'm...*sniff*...i'm sure...the game *sniff*....won't be all that good <---- he's lying

Yep *chokes back the tears* I'll be ok...

BAWWWWLLBAAWWWLLLBAWWWLLL Bigcry
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Re: Space Engineers Announced
Sep 9, 2013, 19:54
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Re: Space Engineers Announced Sep 9, 2013, 19:54
Sep 9, 2013, 19:54
 
Well if it doesn't have an Infinite Improbability Drive then me and Arthur Dent will have nothing to do with this.

DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWEL!
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Sep 6, 2013, 11:36
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Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 6, 2013, 11:36
Sep 6, 2013, 11:36
 
Games are so last-gen.
It probably isn't said enough, but I DO ENJOY Blue's razor sharp comments so
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Re: Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2 Revealed
Sep 6, 2013, 11:17
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Re: Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2 Revealed Sep 6, 2013, 11:17
Sep 6, 2013, 11:17
 
oh shoot, I still need to finish the other 20 zombie games I have...
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Re: Watch Dogs Trailer
Sep 4, 2013, 22:43
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Re: Watch Dogs Trailer Sep 4, 2013, 22:43
Sep 4, 2013, 22:43
 
Uhhh..hmmm...I can honestly say i'm not psychic...psychotic OK but....Haven't we seen the first part of this video before? I kept wondering if the link was broken? They had already shown everything up until the MP part kicked in...right...right? Perhaps I shouldn't have snorted all that 'Carpet Fresh' back in the 80's *shrug* I dunno

Yeah, really looking forward to this and there's GOTTA be a way to turn the 'sneaking into someones game' thingy off. Then again, I find it hard to believe that no one would want me playing in they're game....I mean, what harm could it possibly be? *BUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HA HA HA cough cough cough ooh shit oooh* DAMN CIGARETTES!

This comment was edited on Sep 4, 2013, 23:17.
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Re: Op Ed
Sep 2, 2013, 21:25
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Re: Op Ed Sep 2, 2013, 21:25
Sep 2, 2013, 21:25
 
Oooooooo I GOT RAGE!!! AAAaaarrrrggghh!!!

Oh wait, I've never played this...

Oooooooooo I'M ANGRY ANYWAY!!! AAAaaaaaaaaargh!!!
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Re: etc., etc.
Aug 28, 2013, 00:34
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Re: etc., etc. Aug 28, 2013, 00:34
Aug 28, 2013, 00:34
 
  • Fallout: Lanius fan film released
My Film Review:

There's no naked female skin here and no 'Pause and Toss' moments in this film. The women that are in the movie look like they would stink, badly. I understand that this is a portrayal of a post apocalyptic wasteland BUT, nonetheless, the women look like they would be funky. That being said, grimy women dancing 'seductively' only merely makes the viewer want to pay more attention to the movie (which is something I would imagine the producer and director wanted to avoid considering the final product).

I think the moral of this review is quite simply: 'Stinky Women Cannot Be Sexy' and to be truly funky and sexy you MUST BE
'George Clinton and The P Funk All-stars' Guitarist

Thanks for reading my in-depth film review

This comment was edited on Aug 28, 2013, 01:22.
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Re: Morning Legal Briefs
Aug 26, 2013, 22:05
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Re: Morning Legal Briefs Aug 26, 2013, 22:05
Aug 26, 2013, 22:05
 
A senseless murder by an 8 year old, in a Slaughter, Louisiana trailer park. There has GOT to be a country song in there somewhere...
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Re: Evening Screenshots
Aug 21, 2013, 22:11
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Re: Evening Screenshots Aug 21, 2013, 22:11
Aug 21, 2013, 22:11
 
Oh I WANT

*sploop*

'It's perfectly normal,nothing wrong with me, but we're gonna need a clean up on isle 3'
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Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer
Aug 20, 2013, 20:57
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Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer Aug 20, 2013, 20:57
Aug 20, 2013, 20:57
 
Cutter wrote on Aug 20, 2013, 19:47:
Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of Inquisition.
Indeed, and as we all know, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" either

Graham Chapman we miss you!
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Re: Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator Version 2.0
Aug 19, 2013, 21:30
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Re: Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator Version 2.0 Aug 19, 2013, 21:30
Aug 19, 2013, 21:30
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Aug 19, 2013, 21:07:
Flying over black holes is a very bad idea

Spaghettification

In fact a VERY bad idea, unless you just really feel like having Italian...
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Re: Thief in February
Aug 16, 2013, 21:14
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Re: Thief in February Aug 16, 2013, 21:14
Aug 16, 2013, 21:14
 
In my best REAL OLD Garret voice,

"I was a fan of the first 2 chapters of this game, the third, not so much. My interest in this new chapter is waning but...I AM a thief. The new slogan for this game, 'What's Yours Is Mine' seems to almost tempt a man of my profession....and I believe that STEALING this game would be almost apropo.

...They'll NEVER see me coming" Spot_right Stab Spot_left
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Re: Out of the Blue
Aug 12, 2013, 13:16
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Re: Out of the Blue Aug 12, 2013, 13:16
Aug 12, 2013, 13:16
 
I suspect that Kate just ran off to be with her EQ Catfish. She probably met a girl that got sex changed into a guy, then realized she wanted to be a girl again. Meanwhile, sexually her preferences went from completely asexual to gay an onward to bi. Kate then went to Vegas, saw the real Catfish, and ran for the hills. Well, as is ALWAYS the case on the show 'Catfish' she then realized that she loved IT whatever the hell 'it' was.

Then they scissored and ran off into the desert together.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Aug 10, 2013, 20:17
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Re: Out of the Blue Aug 10, 2013, 20:17
Aug 10, 2013, 20:17
 
JUST to be CLEAR...

I don't have her
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