Cutter wrote on Dec 23, 2013, 17:10:
SlimRam, if I had the dough, I'd fund you a ginormous capital ship where you could live out the dream of 'Sanitation Engineer 3rd Class SlimRam'. I could picture it now. In the midst of a pitched space battle a missle slams into a section of the ship exploding half the officer's latrines and only you can get in there and get it cleaned up! And all the while Kenny Loggins 'Danger Zone' is playing while you work!
Creston wrote on Dec 23, 2013, 15:19:SlimRam wrote on Dec 23, 2013, 14:02:
well, it looks like I'm off to that black market back alley organ harvesting facility that I've had my eye on. I'm guessing that if I give a kidney, a testicle, an eyeball and a lung I can probably get maybe ten thousand bucks and with this, I can invest finally in this game for which I will finally buy my own little space station which will be: 'SlimRam's Wholesale Salvage and Space Burrito Surprise Shack!'
I see you've given up on your plans to be the Ultimate Space Janitor?
panbient wrote on Dec 19, 2013, 19:13:Cyanotetyphas wrote on Dec 19, 2013, 17:58:
Did they say in the video at what stretch goal they'll release the game?
The only stretch goal I'm concerned with is Space Burrito Surprise!
panbient wrote on Dec 17, 2013, 22:06:SlimRam wrote on Dec 17, 2013, 21:53:
Yes we have been making great strides.....*Looking over at Roberto's photo-shopped image of 'Space Burrito Surprise'* Hold on a sec...
Most of me realizes this is trolling, but a part of me really REALLY wants 'Space Burrito Surprise' to be a real thing.