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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Homefront: The Revolution Free Weekend

7. Re: Homefront: The Revolution Free Weekend Sep 9, 2016, 05:08 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Sep 9, 2016, 04:42:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 8, 2016, 20:05:
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 8, 2016, 19:41:
38Gb download
Yeeeeeah...i'm not really sure if this is even worth the bandwidth. There's more important stuff to download like Back Door Sluts 9

Four p3n1ses at once???
How do you...
How is that...
Where do you...
I got nuthin. NUTHIN.

Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly] "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"

'The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers'

One of my favorite South Park episodes of all time!
 
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News Comments > Mass Effect: Andromeda Trailer

27. Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Trailer Sep 8, 2016, 21:09 SlimRam
 
Creston wrote on Sep 8, 2016, 09:37:
Tyrric wrote on Sep 8, 2016, 06:21:
The Half Elf wrote on Sep 7, 2016, 23:30:
Mass Effect Borderlands Edition. Welcome Vault Hunters!

That was my first thought as well. Does this mean I get to romance Cl4ptr4p?

No, but ten to one says that that Asari who shows off her belly button is freaky in the sack.
Well, as long as I get a dialogue wheel to romance my hand when she shoots me down, I think this game will be a winner!
 
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News Comments > Farm Expert 2017 Crops Up

4. Re: Farm Expert 2017 Crops Up Sep 8, 2016, 20:58 SlimRam
 
I think i'm gonna have to bale on this one.  
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News Comments > Homefront: The Revolution Free Weekend

2. Re: Homefront: The Revolution Free Weekend Sep 8, 2016, 20:05 SlimRam
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 8, 2016, 19:41:
38Gb download
Yeeeeeah...i'm not really sure if this is even worth the bandwidth. There's more important stuff to download like Back Door Sluts 9
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Squadron 42 Next Year?

2. Re: Star Citizen Squadron 42 Next Year? Sep 4, 2016, 12:59 SlimRam
 
"The release of Squadron 42 may be delayed until next year." I would have never seen that coming  
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News Comments > Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour

4. Re: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour Sep 3, 2016, 12:31 SlimRam
 
I think my eyes are bleeding. I guess i'm spoiled but, I just can't deal with those graphics anymore *sigh*.  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs

6. Re: Lindsay Lohan Loses 'Grand Theft Auto' Lawsuit. Sep 3, 2016, 00:59 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Sep 2, 2016, 12:52:
VaranDragon wrote on Sep 2, 2016, 09:41:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 1, 2016, 22:27:
Looks like Lindsay will have to go back to making her money honestly... which means of course she'll be broke soon.

She will never be broke. She is Lindsey Lohan. People like her never go broke.

I suppose if she falls far enough she'll end up doing MILF pr0n. But she'll still be makin' bank.
Uh, in 'celebrity' terms, she's virtually broke...
 
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News Comments > Deus Ex: Mankind Divided DLC This Month

18. Re: Morning Mobilization Sep 2, 2016, 22:41 SlimRam
 
Leper wrote on Sep 2, 2016, 20:43:
Squirmer wrote on Sep 2, 2016, 18:56:
HoSpanky wrote on Sep 2, 2016, 14:22:
Should it have been included in the original game? Old-school gamer logic says yes. Old-school gamer logic doesn't make MONEY, however, and I doubt you go to work and hand out YOUR time for less money than what you could be getting.
Well I'm glad no-one told this to the devs at CD Projekt Red, who make plenty of money treating customers with respect and releasing expansions with as much content as most full games.

Unfortunately I don't think every studio can function the way CD Projekt Red does. Deus Ex isn't exactly taking the sales charts by storm and I'm guessing they'll be lucky if they break even (even by screwing over their customers with all this DLC as implied).

I seriously doubt that we'd have seen a large expansion to this game if they had gone that route since they'd have to wait to see how the base game was selling before greenlighting it. So a few small pieces of DLC might be the last we see of DX. Better than nothing?

On Steam they show about 290,000 copies sold since Aug. 23. I'm not sure if that means the game is a hit or not? I've always wondered what sales numbers constitute a hit?
 
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News Comments > Mess Affect: Mass Effect Remasters Hopes Dashed

16. Re: Mess Affect: Mass Effect Remasters Hopes Dashed Sep 1, 2016, 22:40 SlimRam
 
Welp, in the plus column, at least I won't have to buy all the Mass Effect games again for like the fourth or fifth time because of my hopeless addiction to the series  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs

1. Lindsay Lohan Loses 'Grand Theft Auto' Lawsuit. Sep 1, 2016, 22:27 SlimRam
 
Looks like Lindsay will have to go back to making her money honestly... which means of course she'll be broke soon.  
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News Comments > Morning Crowdfunding Roundup

2. Re: Morning Crowdfunding Roundup Aug 30, 2016, 19:41 SlimRam
 
Creston wrote on Aug 30, 2016, 15:22:
I had honestly totally forgotten about Limit Theory. Ah well.
Last I heard the guy had some kinda mental breakdown and had backed away from the game for a bit but then got back into it. It honestly sounds like he needs help finishing it (or just needs *cough*...help). It's awesome sounding, just don't know if it'll ever happen.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

6. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 29, 2016, 16:10 SlimRam
 
Gene Wilder died, he was 83. Guess he can finally be with Gilda again  
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News Comments > BioShock: The Collection Videos

7. Re: BioShock: The Collection Videos Aug 29, 2016, 00:47 SlimRam
 
Sempai wrote on Aug 29, 2016, 00:40:
"All grown up in 1080p!"

(Cough..already revisited them again in 4k@60fps.)

Agreed, when I first saw that they were releasing an updated version of the games I went back and installed the original Bioshock to play through it again and see how it holds up visually. I have to say that the original game, with all settings on max, and dialed up to 4k, still looks pretty damn good and it'll run at a decent framerate. I'm guessing this is more for the console crowd than anything?
 
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News Comments > Duke Nukem Countdown

28. Re: Duke Nukem Countdown Aug 26, 2016, 05:27 SlimRam
 
Jerykk wrote on Aug 26, 2016, 04:44:
DSOGaming has already confirmed that this is just yet another re-release of Duke 3D, with some minor enhancements and new content.
Ah so it's not a remaster but more like a re-release? Balls...nevermind I guess
 
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News Comments > Duke Nukem Countdown

21. Re: Duke Nukem Countdown Aug 26, 2016, 00:10 SlimRam
 
Polygon seems to think it's a Duke Nukem 3D remaster! I say,"You wanna dance?"

Yes, yes I do INDEED!
 
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News Comments > Game Reviews

5. Re: Game Reviews Aug 22, 2016, 16:57 SlimRam
 
nin wrote on Aug 22, 2016, 16:32:
MajorD wrote on Aug 22, 2016, 16:30:
Creston wrote on Aug 22, 2016, 16:23:
ONE MORE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyy

I can tell you haven't been pumped for this at all Creston.


I mean, if he was a real fan he'd stay up tonight.

I must tempt Creston and make his life miserable.


Hehehe, YEAH CRESTON BLOW OFF WORK! C'mon MAN! Do it do it do it (I saw that nin)
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

8. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 22, 2016, 12:48 SlimRam
 
Kxmode wrote on Aug 22, 2016, 11:16:
After 43 hours I finally got to the center of No Man's Sky and to say I'm disappointed is an understatement. I'm livid. I'll put the reasons why here: Sean Murray pitched the center of the universe as the end-game goal. After 43 hours I got the center, and nothing happened. My reward was being deposited on a planet in another galaxy with all of my stuff broken. So the "universe" is a galaxy and there's an infinite number of galaxies. Oh, but wait, it's getting better! The galaxy code is stored in binary hex where 00 is the starting galaxy, and FF is the 255th galaxy. After you reach the 255th galaxy, the game's procedural engine breaks. So yeah, the game has no ending. Sean Murray said the game is infinite, but it's not because the procedural engine breaks. lol. NMS is a total joke.
Yup Angry Joe's review went up last night and it ain't pretty. Pretty much sums up what everyone's been screamin' about.
 
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News Comments > No Man's Sky Patch Details and Plans

7. Re: No Man's Sky Patch Details and Plans Aug 21, 2016, 16:48 SlimRam
 
The Half Elf wrote on Aug 21, 2016, 15:04:
Improving features, like multiplayer?

Btw path of the Atlas was a major disappointment besides getting a ton of words, and having black holes marked on the map
Ah, that's kinda a bummer. Well, i'm still playin'. I have found the ultimate vortex cube planet and have been almost literally strip mining this poor planet for the past 4 days . At 27,000 units per cube I am now up to 22 million units, have a 48 slot suit, and a 35 slot ship to boot! I'm ballin' like a balla dawg! After leaving this strip mined disaster of a planet, I reckon i'll head back into the 'verse and continue on with the Atlas path.

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News Comments > Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation

38. Re: Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation Aug 20, 2016, 21:06 SlimRam
 
NasWulf wrote on Aug 20, 2016, 20:05:
wtf_man wrote on Aug 20, 2016, 19:00:
Was it awe inspiring to me? Nah.

no game to date has done the different game types, graphical fidelity, and ambition of SC has shown ... awe inspiring? SC pushes the PC in new directions with its Tech and ambition, that should be awe inspiring to anyone in the game developing world ... the more I read these forums the more I lol at the comments.

... cracks me the F up.

24 of your 25 posts have been in Star Citizen threads. THAT cracks me the F up...
 
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News Comments > Free Umbrella Corps Weekend

5. Re: Free Umbrella Corps Weekend Aug 20, 2016, 17:35 SlimRam
 
NEFF = "Not Even For Free"  
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