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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

4. R.I.P.: Michael Massee - Dark Horizons. Oct 27, 2016, 11:30 SlimRam
 
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[Fun Boy shoots him]
Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
[Fun Boy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
 
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News Comments > Uwe Boll Ending Film Career

20. Re: Uwe Boll Ending Film Career Oct 26, 2016, 14:56 SlimRam
 
First Pete Burns dies, now Uwe Boll has stopped making movies.

All my heroes are gone.
 
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News Comments > Skyrim Special Edition Preloads

14. Re: Skyrim Special Edition Preloads Oct 26, 2016, 04:55 SlimRam
 
Oh dear God I have the legendary edition and steam says I had 472 hours play time, I just don't know if I have another play through in meh...

Ah who the HELL am I foolin', OF COURSE I gotta play this again...damn
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

12. Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife Says Subway Ignored Complaints About the Spokesman's 'Depravities'. Oct 25, 2016, 16:43 SlimRam
 
Jared's book Jared, the Subway Guy: Winning Through Losing: 13 Lessons for Turning Your Life Around

Lesson # 1: Don't fuck kids anymore.
Lesson # 2: Don't become the mouthpiece of a major franchise and expect them to be quiet forever about you fucking kids.
Lesson # 3: Don't buy porn of kids fucking from your co-conspirator Russ Taylor.
Lesson # 4: Don't create a Foundation for fat kids and not actually give a fuck about giving them any of the money raised.
Lesson # 5: Don't talk about wanting to fuck kids to Subway franchise owners.
Lesson # 6: Don't ask Floridian reporters if you can install hidden cameras in their children's fucking bedroom.
Lesson # 7: Don't marry a woman that didn't want to fuck kids with you.
Lesson # 8: Don't expect ANY judge or jury to ever go easy on a guy that has been convicted of fucking kids.
Lesson # 9: Don't drop the soap in prison unless you want to be fucked.
Lesson # 10: Don't go to prison somehow expecting to befriend fellow felons when you are in there for fucking kids.
Lesson # 11: When you end up inevitably in prison, don't eat everything in sight and become a fat fuck again.
Lesson # 12: Don't base your entire life upon a lie perpetuated by yourself, your wife, and the company fucked up enough to base their entire reputation upon you.
Lesson # 13: Pray to God that your shit excuse for a life ends soon because WHEN you get out of prison, there's going to be a mile of people standing in line waiting to kill your fucking ass.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black

3. R.I.P.: Pete Burns: Dead or Alive singer dies aged 57. Oct 24, 2016, 23:59 SlimRam
 
It's hard to believe that the eccentric, body dismorphia induced never-ending cycle of 300 plastic surgeries for Pete would end this way, you just never see this coming.  
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News Comments > Watch Dogs 2 PC Delay; Specs

6. Re: Watch Dogs 2 PC Delay; Specs Oct 18, 2016, 23:28 SlimRam
 
I think I was a little put off by this game when I saw a gameplay video of a VW van being remotely started and driven...  
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News Comments > etc.

3. There are now over 10,000 games on Steam… Oct 12, 2016, 12:47 SlimRam
 
And Prez has them all! Glad to see he's back in the land of the living, he was away for awhile.  
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News Comments > Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour Released

2. Re: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour Released Oct 11, 2016, 11:10 SlimRam
 
No. Just. No.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Squadron 42 Delayed

25. Re: Star Citizen Squadron 42 Delayed Oct 10, 2016, 13:34 SlimRam
 
Thank God Derek Smart was around to tell us this game was in trouble, otherwise I would have never guessed it.  
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News Comments > Portal/Half-Life Movie News Nears?

24. Re: Portal/Half-Life Movie News Nears? Sep 29, 2016, 19:12 SlimRam
 
Obviously Abrams first priority should be to immediately call in the talent of Uwe Boll. I would think that is almost a given.  
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News Comments > Homefront: The Revolution: The Voice of Freedom Released

3. Re: Homefront: The Revolution: The Voice of Freedom Released Sep 28, 2016, 12:23 SlimRam
 
nin wrote on Sep 28, 2016, 11:57:
The Half Elf wrote on Sep 28, 2016, 11:38:
"It's 10 o'clock here at Raido Freedom and all is clear!"

You made me think of Iggy Pop in Hardware...

Oh man I remember that movie. It was pretty darn cheesy but also I think Lemmy was in that movie too.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

5. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 25, 2016, 17:33 SlimRam
 
Yup, Civil War's Spiderman, I thought, was simply AWESOME I think I laughed through that entire,amazing, fight scene. My wife loves MARVEL movies too (bless her) and she said he played the part perfectly. I loved the fact that he was apologizing and totally star struck WHILE he was kicking their asses I thought he easily stole the movie in those precious few moments he was on the screen. For those who haven't seen the movie and just want to see the fight scenes with Spiderman, enjoy.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization

2. Chinese billionaire's son buys dog 8 iPhone 7s Sep 21, 2016, 11:44 SlimRam
 
I would have figured that his dog only needed 1 new iPhone 7. 8 just seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone face...oh wait.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

4. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 21, 2016, 11:31 SlimRam
 
Blue, i'm sorry to say, buddy...it's time to got full PRIMAL. Eat several days of high fiber food, hold it in, then one night BAM! Drop a mighty deuce directly on his driveway!

This, my friend, will make your neighbor think twice before littering your driveway!

...or perhaps just confuse the hell out of him as to why a human being left a pile for him *shrug*

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News Comments > Gears of War 4 Launch Trailer

5. Re: Gears of War 4 Launch Trailer Sep 19, 2016, 13:47 SlimRam
 
Parias wrote on Sep 19, 2016, 11:17:
Cross-platform co-op play huh? I'm down.

Glad this is coming out for PC. I've always enjoyed the story and setting in Gears of War and the games have been pretty fun co-op shooters; looking forward to trying the latest one out with a friend.
Yah, when I first heard about this game and cross-platform play I figured that with a single purchase license of the game, my wife could play on my xbox in co-op and I could play on the PC with her on the same network. Sadly, from what I have read, it doesn't work that way. Ya gotta buy two separate copies *sigh*.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits

15. Re: Robots will eliminate 6% of all US jobs by 2021, report says. Sep 19, 2016, 13:18 SlimRam
 
Beamer wrote on Sep 19, 2016, 07:38:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 19, 2016, 04:20:
Vibrators have been doing this for years.

Ooooh, now I get your name.

Clever, if you happen to be in the 8th grade, 6/10.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits

11. Robots will eliminate 6% of all US jobs by 2021, report says. Sep 19, 2016, 04:20 SlimRam
 
Vibrators have been doing this for years.  
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News Comments > Steam Top 10

29. Re: Steam Top 10 Sep 18, 2016, 23:45 SlimRam
 
DedEye wrote on Sep 18, 2016, 19:43:
I got Mad Max a while back on another sale for $20, money well spent.
Same here. I like to jump around with the games that I play for variety I guess. Mad Max I played all the way through. The combat gets a bit repetitive and I didn't understand why every boss you fought could be defeated using the EXACT same tactics but all-in-all a really good game.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

3. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 16, 2016, 12:17 SlimRam
 
Blue, please tell me you have a Crazy Eddie's T-shirt; You'd be CRAZY not to have ONE!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

10. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 11, 2016, 15:59 SlimRam
 
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