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News Comments > Gone Home for Free |
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Re: Gone Home for Free |
Nov 12, 2016, 18:25 |
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Will the game stop working after this weekend if you downloaded it for free. Like do I have to finish it this weekend? |
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News Comments > Battleborn "Day" Underway |
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Re: Battleborn |
Nov 11, 2016, 21:28 |
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It says you'll be able to play with the devs but, if the devs are the only ones playing, THAT could be a little...awkward.
This comment was edited on Nov 11, 2016, 21:57. |
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News Comments > Tyranny Released |
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Re: Tyranny Released |
Nov 10, 2016, 22:48 |
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I always seriously see this title as 'Tranny'. I'm guessing mild dyslexia should be added to my laundry list of ailments both physically and more pronounced: mentally |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Nov 10, 2016, 16:43 |
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Congratulations Sir Blue! Any site that is able to get more hits than say, Ray Rice's wife is an amazing feat! Unfortunately, when January 20th rolls around and The Bill of Rights is used for toilet paper, the government will probably be shutting your site down soooooooo I might as well say it while I can...
BEWBS!!! |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Nov 9, 2016, 01:52 |
SlimRam |
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Seems like it's time to practice sayin' "President Trump". With that said, I think it's safe to say this is the first First Lady I would actually nail. |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Nov 8, 2016, 10:30 |
SlimRam |
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Hey, HEY Blue you forgot something ELSE there Sir! *standing with one arm crossed and tapping one foot with one raised eyebrow* (it's all I can manage being a crip )
It's Ivanka Trump's birthday today also! She's just so DARN PRECIOUS! I'd pinch all 4 cheeks and wish her Happy Birthday from here long lost Uncle SlimRam AKA: The Bad Uncle That Gropes Too Much |
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News Comments > Mass Effect: Andromeda - Andromeda Initiative Trailer |
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda - Andromeda Initiative Trailer |
Nov 3, 2016, 14:52 |
SlimRam |
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MoreLuckThanSkill wrote on Nov 3, 2016, 14:46:
Kelpie wrote on Nov 3, 2016, 13:11: Anyone else spot the obvious mistake in the trailer? No American Flag, bleached white by radiation?
Also, sounds like Clancy Brown
I still need to finish Mass Effect 3. Yup, no American flag, also the lander doesn't look like that, the top part is gone. It's kinda how they returned to space after the moonwalk. Also, I believe the lunar rover should be visible also? Not sure about that though.
EDIT: Actually just looked it up The rover is quite a ways from the site and they predict that the flag is probably gone altogether because it was just made of nylon. The more you KNOW!
This comment was edited on Nov 3, 2016, 15:06. |
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News Comments > Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships |
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Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships |
Nov 1, 2016, 17:53 |
SlimRam |
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At this point, I think Honey Boo Boo has more star power than Seagal but they probably were able to hire him for just a complementary meal at Denny's and a few bottles of black hair dye. |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Oct 29, 2016, 15:44 |
SlimRam |
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Your car insurance policy is 22 pages long, did you read every word no; only lawyers do that. So when you got rear-ended and you needed a tow your insurance company told you to look at page 5 on your policy. Did it say, "Great news you're covered" on page five? No, it said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Glad everyone is ok Blue, it's a shame you aren't a Kardashian, then she could have been the Bastille Day driver and just got away with a warning ticket.
Then again you REALLY wouldn't want to be a Kardashian, scratch that. |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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R.I.P.: Michael Massee - Dark Horizons. |
Oct 27, 2016, 11:30 |
SlimRam |
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Funboy: Jesus Christ! Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him] Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... [Fun Boy shoots him again] Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die? Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night? |
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News Comments > Skyrim Special Edition Preloads |
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Re: Skyrim Special Edition Preloads |
Oct 26, 2016, 04:55 |
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Oh dear God I have the legendary edition and steam says I had 472 hours play time, I just don't know if I have another play through in meh...
Ah who the HELL am I foolin', OF COURSE I gotta play this again...damn |
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News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife Says Subway Ignored Complaints About the Spokesman's 'Depravities'. |
Oct 25, 2016, 16:43 |
SlimRam |
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Jared's book Jared, the Subway Guy: Winning Through Losing: 13 Lessons for Turning Your Life Around
Lesson # 1: Don't fuck kids anymore. Lesson # 2: Don't become the mouthpiece of a major franchise and expect them to be quiet forever about you fucking kids. Lesson # 3: Don't buy porn of kids fucking from your co-conspirator Russ Taylor. Lesson # 4: Don't create a Foundation for fat kids and not actually give a fuck about giving them any of the money raised. Lesson # 5: Don't talk about wanting to fuck kids to Subway franchise owners. Lesson # 6: Don't ask Floridian reporters if you can install hidden cameras in their children's fucking bedroom. Lesson # 7: Don't marry a woman that didn't want to fuck kids with you. Lesson # 8: Don't expect ANY judge or jury to ever go easy on a guy that has been convicted of fucking kids. Lesson # 9: Don't drop the soap in prison unless you want to be fucked. Lesson # 10: Don't go to prison somehow expecting to befriend fellow felons when you are in there for fucking kids. Lesson # 11: When you end up inevitably in prison, don't eat everything in sight and become a fat fuck again. Lesson # 12: Don't base your entire life upon a lie perpetuated by yourself, your wife, and the company fucked up enough to base their entire reputation upon you. Lesson # 13: Pray to God that your shit excuse for a life ends soon because WHEN you get out of prison, there's going to be a mile of people standing in line waiting to kill your fucking ass. |
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News Comments > Into the Black |
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R.I.P.: Pete Burns: Dead or Alive singer dies aged 57. |
Oct 24, 2016, 23:59 |
SlimRam |
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It's hard to believe that the eccentric, body dismorphia induced never-ending cycle of 300 plastic surgeries for Pete would end this way, you just never see this coming. |
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