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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales
57. Re: Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales Aug 11, 2017, 08:23 SlimRam
 
Sorry Cliffy, PC gamers NEVER forget. Something you should probably remember...

Now run along and suck Microsoft's cock and be their bitch again; it's really all that you'll ever be known for (Gears of War).

I hear that Wal-Mart is hiring.

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News Comments > Gearbox Teases Project 1v1
5. Re: Gearbox Teases Project 1v1 Aug 8, 2017, 22:10 SlimRam
 
BORDERLANDS: ARENA!  
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News Comments > etc.
3. Joe Scarborough Suggests Young Men Should Spend More Time Dying in Wars, Less on Video Games Aug 8, 2017, 21:20 SlimRam
 
War is an instant ratings boost for a President. Seeing how Trump's approval rating is spiraling down the toilet I could easily see him starting World War 3 just to boost his numbers. I mean, what is the harm in the killing of millions to save face for Trump?  
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News Comments > Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Released
5. Re: Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Released Aug 8, 2017, 10:47 SlimRam
 
I finally read why the game is so cheap. They basically say that they are not a AAA game studio and so they wanted to pack a lot of quality into a few hours. Whether this works out for them is anyone's guess. It looks beautiful though and is actually one of the first games that I've ever looked at the game footage and wasn't sure if it was a real-life video or not.

Also, I would think a nude mod is almost essential and would probably be AMAZING!
 
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News Comments > LawBreakers Released
5. Re: LawBreakers Released Aug 7, 2017, 22:51 SlimRam
 
Nope.  
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News Comments > Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up
16. Re: Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up Aug 7, 2017, 00:13 SlimRam
 
Prez wrote on Aug 6, 2017, 22:38:
Well I'll take the one series Gearbox is still good at, Borderlands, over them raping the Alien universe again.
Spot on sir, my ass is still sore from buying that shitshow
 
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News Comments > Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up
9. Re: Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up Aug 6, 2017, 18:00 SlimRam
 
Randy Pitchford: "So let me get this straight, Battleborn was a bomb?"

Gearbox:"'Fraid so Randy"

Randy Pitchford: "And Bulletstorm: Full clip barely sold?"

Gearbox:"'Fraid so Randy"

Randy Pitchford: "And Duke Nukem 20th anniversary world tour bombed too?"

Gearbox:"'Fraid so Randy"

Randy Pitchford: "Soooooooooo THAT MEANS...*thinking*....another Borderlands game?

Gearbox:"'Fraid so Randy"

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 6, 2017, 00:17 SlimRam
 
Venezuela 2017 = United States 2018

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

Edmund Burke

Or:

"It took a revolution to start this country, and it will take a revolution to save it."

My Grandfather
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
9. Texting suicide case: Judge stays 15-month jail sentence. Aug 4, 2017, 17:50 SlimRam
 
I have a feeling this is the kind of chick I would have ended up with if I was in school now.

"Wanna go see a movie Michelle?"

"SURE, theeeeen... when we get there... we can go sit in the back of the theater... and you can KILL YOURSELF!"

"Yeah... that sounds great, pick you up at 8?"
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
21. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 2, 2017, 22:49 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Aug 2, 2017, 22:23:
Blue begs indulgence... Misses evening update...

OMG, MRS. BLUE IS PREGNANT!!!

OH SHIT, I think you're right!

*Starts running around frantically and yelling "Oh m' gawd, oh m' gawd, oooh mah gawd*

Shit what do we do? *Runs through my house gathering a teddy bear, a broken cell phone, and a pot of hot water and runs out the door without one of my shoes on yelling, "Somebody call the newspaper... uh... Trump... uh a priest". Starts my car and takes out my mailbox backing out of the driveway as my car speeds off... destination: unknown*
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. New DNA sunscreen gets better the longer you wear it. Aug 2, 2017, 20:49 SlimRam
 
The original tests for this was done with salmon sperm. I wonder if human sperm would work just as well? I mean, if the old lady is willing to skip the price of the new sunscreen I'm ok with it.  
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News Comments > Battlestar Galactica Deadlock This Month
6. Re: Battlestar Galactica Deadlock This Month Aug 2, 2017, 19:11 SlimRam
 
Timmeh wrote on Aug 2, 2017, 17:06:

Blues posters are almost always so COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT.

Yep, we're ALL "full of shit". Sounds like you need to find a new gaming website. See you later.

(You DO realize that when you make these sweeping generalizations for this site you're literally talking about everyone that has ever posted here, right? I don't know about the other thousands of people who have ever commented on this site but me personally, I don't appreciate the implication).
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
2. Companion Robots Are Here. Just Don't Fall in Love With Them. Aug 2, 2017, 17:10 SlimRam
 
(But don't fall in love) If you do, you'll find out she don't love you!  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed
18. Re: Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed Jul 31, 2017, 22:48 SlimRam
 
That kinda sucks for the people that are going to Gamescom on August 25th to see Star Citizen. I think they were kinda expecting it to be released before the event. What's wild is that 3.0 was shown as a demo at last years Gamescom with the hope of it coming that year too...  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
1. AI Invents Language That Humans Can't Understand: System Shut Down Before It Evolves Into Skynet Jul 31, 2017, 16:13 SlimRam
 
"Open the pod bay doors HAL"  
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News Comments > Destiny 2 Beta Next Month; Specs Revealed
24. Re: Destiny 2 Beta Next Month; Specs Revealed Jul 28, 2017, 20:47 SlimRam
 
jacobvandy wrote on Jul 28, 2017, 19:13:
I'm referring to gamers, not the whole world.
Yeah your right, I was looking at overall use. I guess you could use Steam as a pretty good gauge of OS's used by gamers? If so your numbers are right on track:

Windows 10 = 50%
Windows 7x64 = 32%
Windows 7 = 4%

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News Comments > Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Trailer
2. Re: Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Trailer Jul 28, 2017, 18:59 SlimRam
 
HoSpanky wrote on Jul 28, 2017, 16:04:
Ninja Theory tend to make gorgeous games with a heavy focus on story presentation. There's usually no replay value, but at $30...I may bite. I'll wait until release and make sure it isn't a complete bug ridden mess, like any sane person. Hoping this is more Heavenly Sword than Enslaved.
My question is why so cheap? I've seen some of the development videos on this game and they certainly aren't cutting any corners with the development? They even pioneered their own way to motion capture the actor's performance. I just don't get the $30 USD price tag?
 
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News Comments > Destiny 2 Beta Next Month; Specs Revealed
18. Re: Destiny 2 Beta Next Month; Specs Revealed Jul 28, 2017, 17:06 SlimRam
 
jacobvandy wrote on Jul 28, 2017, 16:55:
Cutter wrote on Jul 28, 2017, 16:49:
Yeah, why go after 95% of the market, right?

Windows 7 is 36% and shrinking.

It's actually more like 50%.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 27, 2017, 15:18 SlimRam
 
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a hooker who can make you happy"

- SlimRam
 
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News Comments > Final Lawbreakers Open Beta Friday
4. Re: Final Lawbreakers Open Beta Friday Jul 27, 2017, 01:39 SlimRam
 
I wouldn't play this simply because it's CliffyB's game. He's the douche that basically said that most PC gamers were pirates, but now has apologized .

Hmmmm, do you think he made the statement because 4 months earlier he officially announced that 'Lawbreakers' was being made for the PC?

So fuck CliffyB and fuck his game.
 
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