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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > SOE's SWG Comment Clarified

1. Re: SOE's SWG Comment Clarified Jan 28, 2014, 10:20 SlimRam
 
Oh thank God, the Star Wars licence has already received more bruises than a 5 dollar hooker.

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News Comments > Leaked Source 2 Screenshot?

11. Re: Leaked Source 2 Screenshot? Jan 27, 2014, 22:35 SlimRam
 
*Thinking of changing my Blue's News name to 'Crazy Buttocks on a Train'*  
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News Comments > SOE Boss: Next Game "Dedicated" to Star Wars Galaxies Fans

8. Re: SOE Boss: Next Game Jan 26, 2014, 13:52 SlimRam
 
SWG PLAYERS - OUR NEXT GAME (not announced yet) IS DEDICATED TO YOU. Once we launch it... you can come home now.
OH MY GOD, NOOooooooooooooo!

I'd rather stay homeless
 
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News Comments > Line of Defense Tactics

14. Re: Line of Defense Tactics Jan 21, 2014, 14:46 SlimRam
 
"Join in the chant" they said.
"Nothing bad could possibly happen" they said.
"Stop setting your Grand Father on fire while he's sleeping" they said.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits

4. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jan 21, 2014, 01:19 SlimRam
 
Cutter wrote on Jan 20, 2014, 20:48:
And I had to laugh at the Linux-powered rifles as it made me think of a soldier trying to use a rifle in the heat of battle and getting a Windows BSOD. Thanks but just give me a mechanical rifle and scope. I wouldn't want to trust my life to any software.

Hehe I can see it now:

*Your in the trenches, bullets flyin' everywhere, the guy beside you gets hit BLAM! You look down and grit your teeth as you furiously speed load your clip into your rifle. Spinning around you raise your weapon up out of the trench to fire and....CLICK. Nothing. You look down at the muddy LED readout on the side of the rifle and read, 'Software Update in Progress - Press Fire When Complete' as the enemy advances over the hill you suddenly realize that you forgot to select 'Always Allow Background Downloads' during the rifle setup...*

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News Comments > Line of Defense Tactics

4. Re: Line of Defense Tactics Jan 20, 2014, 22:07 SlimRam
 
*Looks at his monitor and says, "derek smart".....and looks around*

*Looks at the monitor again and says, nervously, "Derek Smart"...looks around kind of scared this time*

*Looks at the monitor again and with a deep breath, "DEREK SMART!!!!"*

*Breaths a sigh of relief that he did not jump out at me through my monitor...Then notices my computer Blue Screens...*
 
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News Comments > Thief System Requirements

19. Re: Thief System Requirements Jan 18, 2014, 19:59 SlimRam
 
The most important requirement for this game would be for someone to actually play it  
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News Comments > Star Wars 1313 TM Lapses

11. Re: Star Wars 1313 TM Lapses Jan 17, 2014, 22:58 SlimRam
 
Well, with 1313 now dead let's look on the bright side.

There's GOT to be a development house that is feverishly working on hopefully a Let's Dance: Mickey and Pluto Twerking Off game!

*fingers crossed*
 
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News Comments > Rambo the Video Game Trailer

10. Re: Rambo the Video Game Trailer Jan 17, 2014, 21:23 SlimRam
 
I call it!

GAME OF THE YEAR!




...2002
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

15. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 10, 2014, 18:42 SlimRam
 
  • This Woman Just Set The Record For Fastest Time Eating An Entire 72 Oz. Steak

  • I haven't seen a woman go down on a piece of meat like that since Jenna Jameson! Amazing!
     
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    News Comments > Morning Mobilization

    5. Re: Morning Mobilization Jan 9, 2014, 22:19 SlimRam
     
  • Study: Couples Who Text Together Don't Stay Together


  • Me and my wife enjoy our own special type of sexting with each other:

    We usually just type "Fuck You" back and fourth
     
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    News Comments > Evening Tech Bits

    5. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jan 9, 2014, 21:02 SlimRam
     
  • Forget 4K TVs: Most Americans still own a VCR


  • *Reading this title I jump up out of my chair and start yelling*

    "OH SHIT! HONEY! I think we're going to have to get a 4K TV ...like NOW! Quick, quick honey throw out the fucking VCR before the TECHNO-POLICE SHOW UP!!!"

    *RUNS IN CIRCLES AS I HEAR THE TRAILER WINDOW SMASH AS MY WIFE THROWS THE VCR OUT THE WINDOW SCREAMING, AS I HEAR IT BOUNCE OFF MY '72 PINTO*

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    News Comments > Double Dragon Neon for Steam Nears

    7. Re: Double Dragon Neon for Steam Nears Jan 9, 2014, 20:32 SlimRam
     
    Um...in the original arcade game, just throw the back elbow...like continually...forever and you were basically invincible. Kinda put a damper on playing the game after I learned that  
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    News Comments > NASCAR '14 for PC Next Month

    6. Re: NASCAR '14 for PC Next Month Jan 9, 2014, 15:26 SlimRam
     
    Well, I'm personally so glad that Tony Stewart was chosen by America as the the cover person for this game.I mean just the sheer sportsmanship of Tony Stewart alone should be what role models are made of!

    Who can forget such classics like throwing his helmet at Matt Kenseth in Bristol for being involved in an accident that Stewart caused!

    Or, punching manchild Joey Logano directly in the face for contact that was an accidental and basically unavoidable!

    0r, how about this classic! Tony Stewart fires Ryan Newman after his Brickyard 400 win last season, although he decides to keep Danica Patrick on team Stewart-Haas Racing even though she hasn't won shit!

    Yes, it's America's sweetheart Tony Stewart!

    ...at least America didn't pick Jeff Gordon, he IS the Antichrist
     
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    News Comments > Alien: Isolation Video Diary

    10. Re: Alien: Isolation Video Diary Jan 8, 2014, 22:13 SlimRam
     
    The promotional trailer looked AMAZING...

    I wonder if the actual game will resemble it at all upon release?

    I can tell you one damn thing, if I buy it and you can actually install, play and finish the game without it sucking ass harder than a confused face-hugger; THAT'S when i'm going to need diapers

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    News Comments > Saturday Consolidation

    10. Re: Saturday Consolidation Jan 4, 2014, 15:46 SlimRam
     
    Maybe revisit Vice City? It seems like that was one of the most popular of the GTA games from what I have read. I know that I loved it too but it seemed a little small after GTA3? If they did do another Vice City just have them do like ALL of Miami.....including South Beach  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue

    21. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 3, 2014, 00:15 SlimRam
     
    What your favorite drink says about your politics, in one chart.
    Well, 'Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane' isn't being portrayed AT ALL on the chart, soooo, I suppose the refinement of my personal alcohol of choice matters not *huffs and shuts down image*
     
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    News Comments > BF4 Connectivity Issues; Double XP Postponed

    23. Re: BF4 Connectivity Issues; Double XP Postponed Dec 31, 2013, 17:51 SlimRam
     
    I played BF3 (I sucked) and am playing BF4 (I suck) but I definitely have had fun with it.

    BUT

    If your looking for an alternative that, i've found VERY enjoyable, you should try 'Rising Storm'. I bought the base game for like 5 dollars on the Steam sale and have not been disappointed. It is EXTREMELY addictive, the maps are not as big as BF but they can be very tense. Also, there are no vehicles and one shot can EASILY kill you and often does for me (I suck at it too ) So far I am having a blast with it though. Jus' my 2 cents
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue

    18. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 24, 2013, 17:56 SlimRam
     
    MERRY FISTMAS EVERYONE! Santa  
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    4. Re: Ha! Dec 24, 2013, 17:30 SlimRam
     
    At roughly 6 hours per game average, if he wanted to play them all it would only take...

    About 7 years of constant playing
     
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