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Signed On Oct 23, 2009, 02:35
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News Comments > Black Ops IIII on and More PC Features Revealed
7. Re: Black Ops IIII on and More PC Features Revealed May 17, 2018, 19:22 Total-Khaos
Slick wrote on May 17, 2018, 16:02:
Someone should tell these people how roman numerals work...

You do realize that "IIII" is the correct way to represent the number 4 in Roman numerals. The "IV" that we primarily see today is subtractive notation. Pick up a book, geesh!
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News Comments > Narcos Game Plans
2. Re: Narcos Game Plans Mar 18, 2018, 15:21 Total-Khaos
This better not just be a remake of the old Dope Wars (Drug Wars) game, bwahaha!  
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News Comments > Prince of Persia Revival Sought
2. Re: Prince of Persia Revival Sought Jan 11, 2018, 12:46 Total-Khaos
Timmeh wrote on Jan 11, 2018, 10:29:

pull your collective heads out....

make an android/apple game like the original with a few new gameplay mechanics and a bit more story... sell for $1.99 with in game costumes, playable characters and new levels... deposit checks into bank account.

retire to Bermuda..

They already did that, sans all the extra stuff you mentioned, but island life is expensive.
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News Comments > Star Wars: Battlefront II Adds The Last Jedi Content
9. Re: Star Wars: Battlefront II Adds The Last Jedi Content Dec 13, 2017, 17:11 Total-Khaos
DangerDog wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 15:23:
Darth Vader is Luke's father

“Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker.”
“Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?”
“Seems fine.”

Pretty sure they weren't trying to hide him...

Owen Lars was a human male moisture farmer from the desert planet Tatooine. He was the son of Aika and Cliegg Lars, and he became the stepbrother of Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker when Cliegg remarried to Shmi Skywalker, a former slave. When Shmi was killed by Tusken Raiders and Cliegg passed away soon after, Lars was left responsible for his family's farm. Around that time, Lars married his girlfriend, Beru Whitesun, and they toiled to maintain the homestead.

Three years later, Lars' stepbrother betrayed the Jedi Order and became the Sith Lord Darth Vader. At that time, Lars and his wife were given custody of Skywalker's son, Luke, by Skywalker's Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Jedi told Lars that Skywalker had been killed, and the farmer grew to resent Kenobi, believing he was responsible for his stepbrother's death. Fearing that the younger Skywalker would share a similar fate, Lars forbade Kenobi from seeing the boy, and he kept his nephew busy with work on the farm.
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News Comments > Ultimate Fishing Simulator Early Access
9. Re: Ultimate Fishing Simulator Early Access Dec 3, 2017, 01:13 Total-Khaos
rawbelly wrote on Dec 2, 2017, 22:27:
So this is the great fishing sim I've been herring all about.

If you have any more of those puns, let minnow.
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News Comments > StarCraft II Going Free-to-Play
10. Re: StarCraft II Going Free-to-Play Nov 3, 2017, 19:01 Total-Khaos
DavidM wrote on Nov 3, 2017, 16:14:
El Pit wrote on Nov 3, 2017, 15:26:
...and all customers who bought it will get their money back.

Right? RIGHT?!

Pfft you got to play it seven years before all the freeloaders

So...basically a paid 7-year beta? Bwhahaha!
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News Comments > Euro Truck Simulator 2 Expansion Announced
2. Re: Euro Simulator 2 Expansion Announced Aug 11, 2017, 22:53 Total-Khaos
Truck...the important part missing from the title.

I don't want to play as a Euro. People and their germ infested hands always grasping onto you. Gross.
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News Comments > Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed
50. Re: Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed Aug 1, 2017, 11:11 Total-Khaos
jdreyer wrote on Aug 1, 2017, 02:39:
The Half Elf wrote on Jul 31, 2017, 22:24:
Anyone remember when this was suppose to be a Wing Commander game, and not the second coming of Second Life?

You will NOT deny Slimram of his dream of being a space janitor!

If you want to be a space janitor, just load up the Space Quest series.
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News Comments > Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed
34. Re: Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Delayed Aug 1, 2017, 02:36 Total-Khaos
Mr. Tact wrote on Aug 1, 2017, 00:09:
Gibbage wrote on Aug 1, 2017, 00:07:
Wake me up with they file for bankruptcy and everyone is stuck with a 30 million dollar tech demo.
Aren't we $100+ million now?

You think all of that $100+ million went towards the game? Haha, so naive. $70+ million went towards hookers and blow, obviously.
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News Comments > Final Lawbreakers Open Beta Friday
3. Re: Final Lawbreakers Open Beta Friday Jul 27, 2017, 00:48 Total-Khaos
Mouser wrote on Jul 26, 2017, 22:05:
I really hate to say it as well, but I think this game is going to be DOA when it launches after seeing the numbers they had for the open beta.

This game will be DOA for me, for one reason, and one reason only...I can't remove their current open beta from my Steam library like any other game. Forcing me to stare at this piece of garbage for months on end really cooks my turkey.

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News Comments > Secret World Legends Launched
11. Re: Secret World Legends Launched Jun 26, 2017, 16:16 Total-Khaos
Ludomancer wrote on Jun 26, 2017, 10:46:
Not that any other piece of software is different now a days, but I'd like to see people outline these contents more openly, so --

Full information regarding how we collect, use and share information about you or your computer is at: . Acceptance of our privacy policy is incorporated into this agreement.
While the Software is installed on your computer, you authorize us to access, modify or delete Game-related data on your computer via the Software and Service. Also, you authorize us to check your version of the Software and automatically download and install Software upgrades to update, patch, fix, enhance and further develop the Software and Service. Some upgrades may be designed to disable unauthorized access to the Software or delete unauthorized copies of the Software. You will not bypass any automatic update downloads or installations.
In addition, you authorize us to monitor or collect certain information from your computer or our servers related to the use or performance of the Game, including to record your gameplay and interactions with other players in the Game.
Data entered into the game to create accounts, make use of purchased items, utilize the game, or communicate with other users may be stored on servers located in the U.S and Europe. Each data hosting provider’s role is limited to providing a hosting and storage service to Funcom Oslo AS and the providers are not permitted to access or use your information, except for the limited purpose of storing the information. 
The Game may contain links to other third-party websites. Such websites are not controlled by Us, and we are not responsible for and do not endorse their content, privacy policies or data security practices. You should make your own informed judgement regarding your interaction with such third-party websites, including the purchase and use of any products or services accessible through them.

To be fair, and to clarify, you are giving them the same level of access almost all games need to function nowadays. It only extends to the "game files" on your computer and nothing more. From their privacy policy:

What information does Funcom collect?

Personal Information: Funcom collects information you voluntarily provide during the registration process in order to grant you access to products and service provided by Funcom and its affiliates. This "Personal Information" may include your name, your address, your email, and payment details such as credit card information. Funcom uses this information to collect payments and to provide access to our products and services.

Computer Information: Funcom may collect and store your internet protocol address. As noted in individual game's End User License Agreements and/or Terms of Service. We may use this information to remotely check your computer to determine if any “Restricted Software” (as such term is defined in the EULA) is installed or if any necessary software patches supplied by Funcom have been installed.

Chat Room Information: Funcom may monitor any Chat room on the Funcom website(s) for the purpose of determining whether a violation of the Chat room guidelines has occurred and to take appropriate action as we deem reasonably necessary. Funcom encourages you not to use your real name or disclose personal information in a Chat room – once posted any personal information will no longer be private.

Non-personal Information: Funcom may from time to time collect information such as number of players on-line for a particular time period, number of players by country, and average session length on an aggregated basis. This non-personal information does not specifically identify you or any other single user.
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News Comments > IO Interactive Layoffs
7. Re: IO Interactive Layoffs May 23, 2017, 15:29 Total-Khaos
CJ_Parker wrote on May 23, 2017, 14:40:
Quinn wrote on May 23, 2017, 11:30:
Let's face it. Episodic HITMAN was a stupid as fuck choice. Many people are like me and don't just play games because LOLZ FUN GAMEPLAY, and actually want a substantial experience; a good, moving story.

The last game was a motherfucking arcade game. "Here's your target and these are the possible ways to take them out. Find out how and be the ultimate assassin :D".

Fuck off.

^ this

They can shove their episodic MMO crap up their collective bungholes. It's good to see that the studio is reaping the devastating rewards of their stupidity. Good riddance.
And best wishes to everyone losing their job. May y'all find a new employer that isn't headed by a bunch of retarded amoeba.

Yup. I am so tired of being nickel-and-dimed. DLC this. Episode that. Season pass over there. Gah...
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News Comments > Prey Released
34. Re: Prey Released May 6, 2017, 14:07 Total-Khaos
VaranDragon wrote on May 5, 2017, 11:40:
I wish I had the money, and the time to check out these releases. I skipped Dishonored 2. It just seemed more of the same. This looks much more interesting TBH, however Real Life gets in the way.

I don't know how you people manage to do it. The older I get, the less time I have to devote to gaming. I still do game, but I find that I'm concentrating my gaming time on just one "game" at a time.

Well, this seems to be the natural order of things these days:

1) Play games all day in your parent's basement until your mid-thirties.
2) Finally move out.
3) Realize life is hard and you have no time for gaming.
4) Move back into your parent's basement.
5) Order restored.

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News Comments > DayZ Beta Nears
11. Re: DayZ Beta Nears May 6, 2017, 12:39 Total-Khaos
thecakeisalie wrote on May 6, 2017, 11:35:
3 years in Alpha, how long in Beta? We might see a "release" in 2020 at this rate, at which time this game will look like an SNES game compared to what will probably be cutting edge by then.

Nah, they will just release a Charlie version after that.
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News Comments > Skullstone Gets Greenlight
3. Re: Skullstone Gets Greenlight May 1, 2017, 12:02 Total-Khaos
Sacrifice wrote on May 1, 2017, 11:05:
It looks almost identical to Grimrock. I like dungeon crawlers and will keep an eye on this. Hopefully it isn't just a rip-off.

The name itself, and the genre of the game, immediately made me think of Dungeon Master II: The Legend of Skullkeep. Why do game developers like taking ideas from everyone else instead of making something truly unique? <sigh>

Hell, even these images are too similar:

Dungeon Master 2 vs Skullstone
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News Comments > Sniper Ghost Warrior 3 Released
1. Re: Sniper Ghost Warrior 3 Released Apr 24, 2017, 19:15 Total-Khaos
Nice. Resorting to the whole, "It isn't a bug, it is a feature" excuse I see. LOL!  
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News Comments > Game Developers Choice Awards
13. Re: Game Developers Choice Awards Mar 2, 2017, 15:26 Total-Khaos
Blackhawk wrote on Mar 2, 2017, 11:50:
I haven't played enough NMS to really talk about how innovative the ideas were, but I will say this: Innovation doesn't mean fun, or polished, and it can fail to live up to promises. An awful game can have great new ideas.

I fail to see the innovation in creating procedural planets and lifeforms with the small number of variations discovered thus far for each one. They are all too similar -- great ideas, sure, but they were executed very poorly.
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News Comments > Conan Exiles Banishes Servers
5. Re: Conan Exiles Banishes Servers Feb 5, 2017, 12:57 Total-Khaos
Genesys wrote on Feb 5, 2017, 12:47:
Heh. Is this the first time a company has killed their official servers in favor of user-hosted servers? Usually it's the other way around :)

7500 private servers. 7499 are pirated copies.
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News Comments > Magic: The Gathering Digital Plans
20. Re: Magic: The Gathering Digital Plans Jan 15, 2017, 03:22 Total-Khaos
Slick wrote on Jan 14, 2017, 23:31:
Anyone remember THIS MTG game from the '90s?

That was 20 years ago. 20 years of sitting on their asses and never taking a real stab at what could have been with digitizing this game. Never a second thought given to a true MTG online experience. And no, half-assed poorly executed attempts don't count. The best MTG games were the Duels of the Planeswalkers series, except you could only fuck with pre-made decks with a fraction of the total cards in the universe. Not to mention they were more focused on a "call of duty" strategy where they can re-sell the same product every year, instead of building THE definitive online experience with all the collecting and dueling in one place like Hearthstone.

20 fucking years.

I'm honestly amazed that it took Blizzard so long to beat them at their own game, or that no one else did earlier. Mojang's "Scrolls" was a better game IMO than either Hearthstone or MTG, but Microsoft killed that. Paid +$2 Billion for 2 games, decided to focus on one, and just ignore the other. "New game from the creator of Minecraft!" - advertisement no one ever produced.

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News Comments > Star Citizen Engine Switch Follow-up
45. Re: Star Citizen Engine Switch Follow-up Dec 26, 2016, 13:26 Total-Khaos
I don't understand why this was crowd funded in the first place. The Kickstarter that went live in 2012 said they had investors that would be picking up the tab for the entire development of the game.

"We have investors that have agreed to contribute the balance we need to complete this game as long as we can validate that there is a demand for a high end PC space game. By meeting or surpassing our target on Kickstarter you tell the world that you want a PC based Space Sim and allow us to make this game."

So...why all the money grabs with selling spaceships? This is the biggest smoke and mirrors show around!

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