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Re: Quoteworthy
Apr 6, 2022, 14:28
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Re: Quoteworthy Apr 6, 2022, 14:28
Apr 6, 2022, 14:28
 
I would rather let a rotund youtube mukbang'er blast liquid taco bell beef diarrhea into my mouth than give Konami a single shaving off of the oldest, grungiest penny I can find.

Fuck Konami, what a trash company.
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Re: Evening Consolidation
Mar 26, 2022, 12:24
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Re: Evening Consolidation Mar 26, 2022, 12:24
Mar 26, 2022, 12:24
 
This is why Sony is a dogshit company on many fronts:

"The PlayStation Game Pass alternative won’t offer day-one releases on the subscription. "

https://bgr.com/tech/sony-will-unveil-its-xbox-game-pass-rival-soon-new-reports-say/

Pay the greedy wankers $10 a month so you can play old stale games. The funny part? The mindless Sony cultist fanboys will claim this is a 'GREAT' deal!

At least Microsoft's game pass has SOME value to it, but Sony? This is exactly what I expected from this half-baked company.
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Re: Star Citizen and Squadron 42 Free Fly
Feb 17, 2022, 12:46
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Re: Star Citizen and Squadron 42 Free Fly Feb 17, 2022, 12:46
Feb 17, 2022, 12:46
 
They spent most of the 'single-player' budget on the casting costs of all the characters that are directly based off of real-world actors. I can only imagine how many millions were sunk into that alone. They seriously couldn't just use artists to create fictional characters that wouldn't have really cost...well anything?

It's like the morons at CDPR paying out the ass to license a Porsche in-game for Keanu's character...except most people played through the entire game and never saw the Porsche a single time, so why exactly was all that money used to license a car that was not seen by the majority of players?

The people who run these studios are beyond stupid.
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Re: EA Cools on NFTs
Feb 2, 2022, 13:14
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Re: EA Cools on NFTs Feb 2, 2022, 13:14
Feb 2, 2022, 13:14
 
Cutter wrote on Feb 2, 2022, 12:30:
I don't think the rectal cancer.

WOAH! That is NO way to talk about Andrew Wilson. I'll have you know that he's a scrotal cancer, and a cancer on the industry as a whole. What a vapid, scum-sucking termite.
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Re: Another Steam CCU Record
Jan 23, 2022, 17:57
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Re: Another Steam CCU Record Jan 23, 2022, 17:57
Jan 23, 2022, 17:57
 
With hot new releases like: Sex with Hitler...it's no wonder Steam is attracting so many new customers!

A quality storefront with quality content!
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Re: etc.
Dec 28, 2021, 10:39
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Re: etc. Dec 28, 2021, 10:39
Dec 28, 2021, 10:39
 
Anyone who supports ED, DICED and Battlefeels after how many horrific releases they've had over the past 8+ years get exactly what they deserve, a frustrating pile of mismanaged, flaming turd .
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Re: New Splinter Cell TM Spied
Dec 13, 2021, 17:10
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Re: New Splinter Cell TM Spied Dec 13, 2021, 17:10
Dec 13, 2021, 17:10
 
As long as Ubisoft is involved you can be all but sure the gameplay will be a watered-down, pseudo-open world, assassin's creed copy+paste job that shamelessly rips off elements from the modern batch of Hitman games.

Remember when Chaos Theory came out and was considered a defining game of a generation? How far the franchise has fallen since then.
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Re: Ubisoft Unveils NFTs
Dec 8, 2021, 09:06
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Re: Ubisoft Unveils NFTs Dec 8, 2021, 09:06
Dec 8, 2021, 09:06
 
Unanimously
Bad
Investment

UBIsoft, here to remind you that now matter how pathetic companies like EA or Activision are...there's always at least one heaping pile of burning feces that's somehow worse: enter Ubisoft!

Remember when Tom Clancy games had a modicum of self-respect? Then Ubisoft ate everything up and raped the franchise into oblivion. Now we have counter-terrorist units fighting zombies while wearing NFT unicorn hats. The fuck is wrong with this joke of an industry? LMAO!

Hopefully Ubisoft chokes on a bag of dicks and goes bankrupt because of it.
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Re: Battling Bugs
Dec 7, 2021, 14:44
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Re: Battling Bugs Dec 7, 2021, 14:44
Dec 7, 2021, 14:44
 
Dice is struggling to get basics like mouse aiming working...what a disgraceful studio. BF2042 is a turd wrapped in hair and set on fire. It doesn't help that one of their principal PR outlets is some person on twitter with the username 'DRUNK', extremely reassuring coming from a billion dollar gaming company.
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Re: Battlefield 2042 Lead Leaves DICE
Nov 25, 2021, 00:05
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Re: Battlefield 2042 Lead Leaves DICE Nov 25, 2021, 00:05
Nov 25, 2021, 00:05
 
"I hope I didn’t disappoint"

You know you really screwed the pooch when that line is in your departing message.

Battlefield 2042 is a disaster on every level, thank baby jesus terrible goofballs like this individual are gone, but sadly will probably be somehow replaced by even worse. This franchise is D.O.A.
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Re: Ubisoft
May 9, 2021, 14:36
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Re: Ubisoft May 9, 2021, 14:36
May 9, 2021, 14:36
 
This industry is so damn cringey.

Shades of Netflix! *ferocious wrist snap*

Also...'A Ubisoft Original'? English isn't my first language, but shouldn't it be An Ubisoft Original?

Really doesn't matter to me, the last Ubisoft published title I played was...*checks notes*....Far Cry 3...from December of 2012 LOL.
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Re: Google Announces Stadia, Their Streaming Service
Mar 19, 2019, 14:47
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Re: Google Announces Stadia, Their Streaming Service Mar 19, 2019, 14:47
Mar 19, 2019, 14:47
 
Looks like we found the newest Google+'esque failure from our annoying pals over at Gewgle.

The company responsible for operating the flaming cesspit called YouTube is going to somehow solve the infrastructure limitations that make this virtually inaccessible to a massive percentage of users while branding it as something that 'enables gaming for everyone'? Wow sounds like a recipe for disaster and straight PR/Marketing horseshit.

This thing can die in a fire, as quickly as possible please.

PS. The controller looks like ass and looks like it was designed by committee in a boardroom 'hey guize, let's just merge the Xbawks and Paystation controllers!' *do not pass go, do collect 6 figure salary*.

What a wonderful industry /s
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Re: Apex Legends Cheaters Hit With Permanent Hardware Bans
Mar 18, 2019, 10:23
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Re: Apex Legends Cheaters Hit With Permanent Hardware Bans Mar 18, 2019, 10:23
Mar 18, 2019, 10:23
 
I think this is one of the few things that we can ALL agree on here.

Fuck cheaters.

I really hope this is the start of a trend with strict hardware bans from more developers so these low-life losers can go and cry to mommy for more money for a new PC (hopefully mommy will tell them to pound sand).

Good riddance to toxic assholes.
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Re: Oculus Rift Kickstarter
Aug 2, 2012, 11:08
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Re: Oculus Rift Kickstarter Aug 2, 2012, 11:08
Aug 2, 2012, 11:08
 
This cracked $500k last night around supper time EST...it's already almost at a million ~12 hours later after launching just a few days ago? This kickstarter is something else...
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Re: Red Orchestra 2 GoTY Brings Free Content & Free Weekend
May 23, 2012, 22:01
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Re: Red Orchestra 2 GoTY Brings Free Content & Free Weekend May 23, 2012, 22:01
May 23, 2012, 22:01
 
This game is a little rough around the edges, but I still play it on occasion and if there are decent servers, it's a fun game for sure.

What I like about it (aside from kickass bolt-action rifles) are the small little gameplay things they got right. The cover system, the leaning, the being able to run while you're crouched, being able to rest your weapon along a window ledge to stabilize it. Not to mention I actually like the netcode in RO2, you shoot a guy and it feels like a solid kill everytime.

The game runs a little sluggish at times and doesn't have the polish of a AAA title, but if you like FPS shooters, check this one out, you might be surprised.

PS. I have not played this newly patched version...my opinions are based on older builds of the game. I'll try to post an update after playing the new version for a bit
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch
Apr 22, 2012, 12:00
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch Apr 22, 2012, 12:00
Apr 22, 2012, 12:00
 
Enkur wrote on Apr 22, 2012, 11:42:
I am not sure why people are comlaining so much. They have been releasing a steady stream of patches.

You mean a steady stream of liquid shit that took 6 months to properly patch post-launch? They've released a handful of shitty small patches, and one useless large one, I hardly call that a steady stream of patches.
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch
Apr 22, 2012, 11:33
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch Apr 22, 2012, 11:33
Apr 22, 2012, 11:33
 
Jackplug wrote on Apr 22, 2012, 04:28:
Its just a hacked to hell game with no gameplay with failed mass destruction.

It's sad that 'destruction' was a huge selling point in this game and yet it's easily worse than destruction from Bad Company 2. There are pre-canned destruction sequences that kill people randomly...and then there are multiple parts of a building that are indestructible.

At least BF3 helped finalize DICE's death, doubt too many original Battlefield fans will ever buy a DICE product again.
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch
Apr 21, 2012, 23:11
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Re: Battlefield 3 Server Patch Apr 21, 2012, 23:11
Apr 21, 2012, 23:11
 
You mean they claim to have fixed things that were claimed to have been fixed in that last large (1.6 GB) client patch? DICE can't even keep up with their own change logs since half of the things they claimed to have previously fixed are still issues in the game.

They should just worry about making the netcode as tight as possible instead of stupid unwanted expansion packs or stupid shit tweaks to guns that don't need them. Unfortunately this won't happen and the netcode will still be garbage by the time the Closet Combat DLC drops.

/not mad
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Re: PC Ghost Recon Future Soldier in June; Specs; DRM Details
Apr 4, 2012, 03:44
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Re: PC Ghost Recon Future Soldier in June; Specs; DRM Details Apr 4, 2012, 03:44
Apr 4, 2012, 03:44
 
StealthR6 wrote on Apr 3, 2012, 21:21:
When did Ubi release the last good Tom Clancy game? Answer: 2003

QFT, discussion over.

A 3rd person 'shooter' with DRM and stupid uplay bloatwear? Get the fuck outta here ubisoft.

Gotta say, not buying EA and Ubisoft games is nice...feels good man.
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Re: Rockstar: We're Getting the Band Back Together
Mar 23, 2012, 14:36
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Re: Rockstar: We're Getting the Band Back Together Mar 23, 2012, 14:36
Mar 23, 2012, 14:36
 
InBlack wrote on Mar 23, 2012, 11:34:
Give me Red Dead Redemption for the PC or fuckoff.

QFMFT
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