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Don't hate the game. Hate the hater.
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Cutter wrote on Aug 22, 2020, 16:34:
Enh, I dunno. Looks way over the top. All I really wanted was to play Batman, man. Would have been happy with something more along the lines of Origin - my fave of them all - or Knight. Probably wait for GOTY and a deep discount.
You've had six games where you can play Batman in the Arkham universe - Asylum, Return, City, Origins, Knight, and VR. It's time to move on.
Cutter wrote on Aug 22, 2020, 16:34:
And why do they call him Mr. Freeze? I mean the guy is a scientist that has at least one doctorate, right? Shouldn't it be Doctor Freeze?
You commit go on one genocidal campaign to destroy humanity after the plan to save your wife's life fails and they pull your medical license. Who knew?
J wrote on May 8, 2020, 12:57:
Jim Sterling danced all over this earlier
Oh wow. Is he still at it? I can't remember the last time I heard that name.
It's even longer back when I think about remembering that name and caring what he had to say.
6 (3 in North America) is worth your time. The 7 remake is pretty solid. 8, 9, 10 and 12 have been remastered on PS4, and they're good. The final edition of 15 on PC or PS4 are also great.
3, 4, and 5 (Japanese numbering) are fine to miss in my opinion.
I've got a friend who's still trying to get me to play 14. I just can't do MMOs anymore.
3, 4, and 5 (Japanese numbering) are fine to miss in my opinion.
I've got a friend who's still trying to get me to play 14. I just can't do MMOs anymore.
We don't have to dispute your posts.
17000 dead Americans, however, think you're full of shit and need to sit the hell down.
17000 dead Americans, however, think you're full of shit and need to sit the hell down.
Awkward timing.
I'm thrilled to see that commenters here have found a way to hate one of the purest gaming experiences of 2016. Well done, boys, wrap it up, we're done here.
Oh, those Russians.
Quinn wrote on Nov 26, 2019, 17:37:VoodooV wrote on Nov 26, 2019, 17:09:
You also realize that fighting for social justice....is a good thing right? It's really odd that this term has been turned into a derogatory one.
Are you fucking nuts, mate? Be for social justice if you are pro-lynching, anarchy and against due process. SJWs gave us the cancel culture we're in. Pick a fight with me and I'll #metoo your ass into the slums.
I can't tell if this is satire or you've gone too far with autoerotic asphyxiation too many times.
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CJ_Parker wrote on Nov 26, 2019, 12:22:Business Insider exclaims that Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is “the best Star Wars game ever made,” while GameSpot calls it “one of the most compelling game additions to the Star Wars franchise in years.” GQ notes that the game “lives up to the hype,” while IGN says it is, “an all-around amazing game” in their 9.0 out of 10 review.
Bull-fucking-shit.
The game is pretty mediocre. You have to be a fan of the Metroidvania style. I am not. To me it is annoying that you run around the themepark levels (that do not feel like a real world at all) while not being able to access all areas yet due to a lack of abilities. Sometimes it is outright silly. There is a treasure box in shallow water and you can not get to it yet because you don't have the rebreather yet. Bullshit. Cal could have easily dived towards it but no you can't because the game forbids diving until you pick up the rebreather.
The backtracking and thus recycling of locations is unreal. This is related to the above, of course. They stretch game time by making you play the levels multiple times with different skill sets. Yawn. It is also annoying that you can not fast travel (at least between save/meditation points).
... talking of which... the save points are atrocious. Much too far apart sometimes and it is super-annoying when you have a boss fight and need to run the same distance over and over and over... like the second the Second Sister boss fight where you had to run down the corridor and ride down the elevator again and again and again. Why did they not have a respawn point at the base of the elevator? Fuck that shit.
Finally, the characters... yawn @ Disney family friendly Star Wars crap. Cal is a certified tard, the pilot Greez is literally a muppet, Cere is SJW material and the "bad" guys (and girls) are boring as fuck.
What I like about the game is the exploration of the levels, the puzzles and the story progression but on a whole it is utterly forgettable. It is a fast food Star Wars game to be finished and quickly forgotten.
I'm sure that the older Jedi Knight games have not aged well (especially the Dark Forces games which did not even have full mouse support) but this JFO shit is hardly "the best Star Wars game ever made". I liked the old games a whole lot more than this trite garbage at the time they were released.
If they ever make a sequel: Get rid of the Metroidvania structure and the insane backtracking and level recycling, make it a more adult game content-wise (characters etc. and let's write actual dialogue instead of this burpfest) and have the decency to put in a 'save anywhere' feature or at the very least checkpoints that humans with an actual brain came up with. kthx.
"I suck at games"
Got it.
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robdot wrote on Nov 26, 2019, 12:19:
Boring tedious metroid style slog. Explore zone to find a door you can't open. Come back 2 hours later with new skill. Find door, open door. Discover new door ,YOU CANT OPEN. Every single door is "locked from the other side".. Try to find way to open door while being bitten by beetles....Why doesn't the droid show you the way to go? This game would be much better if the droid acted as a guide.
"I dislike games"
Got it.
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Absolutely not shocked that they duffed this.
"Today we're announcing that Google Stadia is becoming a part of Google Nest Drive Home. While we're happy that players were able to find a sense of pride and achievement in paying us for games they don't own every month, we weren't able to find profitability on this service. As such, we're shifting to a new model where we streaming ad-laden tax software, effective immediately. Users will not be able to download their save games and quite frankly we were idiots to think we could make a go of this anyway."
--Press Release in two years max, probably
--Press Release in two years max, probably
The Pitchford Factor™ means anything less than "this game literally cures cancer and may actually be the digital equivalent of the Philospher's Stone" puts this on the shelf until it's about $10 on sale.
Destiny 2 is filling my looter-shooter quotient, I don't need Epic-game-store-exclusive stuff, especially with Randy attached.
Sorry to the rest of the folks at Gearbox, but yeah.
Destiny 2 is filling my looter-shooter quotient, I don't need Epic-game-store-exclusive stuff, especially with Randy attached.
Sorry to the rest of the folks at Gearbox, but yeah.
Dilbert stopped being funny a long time ago.
Nah, I'm good.
I've had more fun in the Destiny universe than in any other game. Nothing you grumpy malcontents say will change that.
And let's face it, most of you hate fun anyway. Comments on this site hating a game usually indicates, uniformly, that it's going to be pretty good.
And let's face it, most of you hate fun anyway. Comments on this site hating a game usually indicates, uniformly, that it's going to be pretty good.
Creston wrote on Jan 14, 2019, 14:48:
"I bought your stock and then you made a business decision that made that stock go down and NOW I LOST MONIES AND I SHOULD NEVER LOSE MONIES IN INVESTING AND GODDAMMIT PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID WE'RE WINNING WHY AM I NOT WINNING LAWSUIT GROOWWWWLLL!!!"
That's a stunningly accurate representation of the few Trumpsters that are left in my social circle.
Mr. Tact wrote on Jan 7, 2019, 16:27:
On the other hand, as Cutter points out, it's not like if you go to the hospital and need blood that you are going to get it for free.
Almost every non-American reading this is thinking "...actually, yes I will."
I had my tonsils out last year - which, at an age that is typically considered advanced for that procedure, was risky as fuck.
And sure enough, I nearly bled out twice during recovery.
Know how much the whole procedure cost me, including two trips to the ER after?
Less than $100, including medication - and most of that was the ambulance ride.
Your for-profit system is absolute madness.
Squirmer wrote on Dec 10, 2018, 16:36:
How are you people criticizing him for a passion project to celebrate the 25th anniversary of one of the most significant games ever made? Something wrong with you all.
Yeah, I'm a little disgusted with the response here. The guy puts out a bunch of free content to celebrate one of the reasons this website even exists and all we get is bitching.
You people suck.
RedEye9 wrote on Oct 31, 2018, 11:27:
Does any other phone "throttle" like apples?
When is that amazing battery tech gonna reach the consumer?
It has been revealed that literally every other manufacturer has been doing the same thing. The point of the matter was that if your battery was old enough your phone would shut off when doing things that drew too much power. That was a serious safety issue - call 911 in an area with bad signal and an old battery wouldn't have the juice to do it. The idiotic thing is that no one (Apple, Samsung, LG) thought to tell their customers that this is why they were doing it or that this is what was happening.
Long story short: batteries die. Get it replaced at a repair shop or do it yourself.
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