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Signed On Nov 1, 2008, 01:23
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News Comments > Into the Black
5. Re: Into the Black Dec 30, 2016, 09:49 JoeNapalm
 

Dammit Blue!

How am I supposed to enjoy my morning Schadenfreude with you posting THIS?!

-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist

PS - I bit into a pepper. Shut up.
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
6. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 30, 2016, 09:41 JoeNapalm
 
The Half Elf wrote on Dec 29, 2016, 22:58:
Won't happen. They are just patenting an idea. Like the drone thing.

You realize that they started trials of the drone thing in the UK this month, yeah?

Oh, and...

"That's no moon!"


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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 29, 2016, 14:50 JoeNapalm
 
Cutter wrote on Dec 29, 2016, 13:34:
Yeah, but has 2016 really killed off more people, or just more people than usual that are popular and well liked?

Well, dude, you don't hear a lot of people going "Awww, crap! Annanias Mathe died!"

Of course we focus on the ones that were famous and well-liked.


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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 29, 2016, 12:44 JoeNapalm
 
SlimRam wrote on Dec 29, 2016, 12:24:
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 29, 2016, 11:36:
nin wrote on Dec 29, 2016, 11:13:
How soon until you have another freak out and get banned again?
Shall we start an ass captain pool?
Currently at post 102. Definitely will flameout before 502.

We may be in for a long winter, his post count history is:

space captain 7699 posts before banned

space admiral 32 posts before banned

harlock 2999 posts before banned

rudra 290 posts before banned

That brings us to a average of 2,755. Yep, could be a looooooong winter


Wait wait wait...

Harlock was SPACE CAPTAIN?

I hadn't been paying attention. This is like a Tyler Durden moment.



-Jn-
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
3. Re: Morning Metaverse Dec 16, 2016, 12:16 JoeNapalm
 

If dogs are good at protecting sheep...wolves must be GREAT at it!

Right?!

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News Comments > Conan Exiles Survival Video
1. Re: Conan Exiles Survival Video Dec 8, 2016, 11:11 JoeNapalm
 

Wow. I'm so conflicted over this.

Part of me is all "OOO! CONAN!" and part of me is like "Meh, ARK-clone!"


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News Comments > Battlefield 1 Fall Update
12. Re: Battlefield 1 Fall Update Nov 15, 2016, 15:21 JoeNapalm
 
maddog wrote on Nov 15, 2016, 12:59:
No bots, no purchase. I know I know. I am a grumpy old man that likes to play solo in his freetime.

They did add them to Battlefront so perhaps there is hope they will come to BF1.

There's a campaign, grumpy old man.

Of course, this isn't a "performance patch" so they STILL haven't addressed the crash bug mentioned above. By the time they fix it, I won't even care anymore.

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News Comments > Red Dead Redemption 2 Announced for Consoles
18. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Oct 18, 2016, 11:09 JoeNapalm
 

I don't disagree with any of the cursing, teeth-gnashing, or hair-pulling...

..but for RDR, I'll buy a damn PS4.


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News Comments > Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Season Pass Details
35. Re: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Season Pass Details Aug 23, 2016, 10:05 JoeNapalm
 

Look, because you're Deus Freakin' Ex, I'll cave and preorder.

Because you're Deus Freakin' Ex.

But GTFO of here with the Season Pass, man. A bunch of gear that is either too good (so I use it for the whole game and lose the enjoyment of improving my kit) or so poor I immediately toss it in a locker...

...oh, and the promise of some future content TBD which always turns out to be some phoned-in fluff because, why not? It's already paid for.

Yeah, no. The line's gotta be drawn somewhere.

-Jn-
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News Comments > Gone Gold - No Man's Sky
42. Re: Gone Gold - No Man's Sky Jul 8, 2016, 14:17 JoeNapalm
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jul 8, 2016, 11:51:
JoeNapalm wrote on Jul 8, 2016, 11:23:
This thing may or may not be a fun toy. It will not cure cancer. -Jn-
Yes, the way to end hype is to express disappointment that a video game will not cure cancer.

Confused



Read what I'm saying, not what you think I'm going to say.


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News Comments > Gone Gold - No Man's Sky
37. Re: Gone Gold - No Man's Sky Jul 8, 2016, 11:23 JoeNapalm
 
Tachikoma wrote on Jul 8, 2016, 02:53:

...And if they work, it just might be the game of the generation.


This is the sort of comment that makes me really feel for game devs and hate the hype machine.

This thing may or may not be a fun toy.

It will not cure cancer.


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News Comments > Anarchy Online Turns 15
2. Re: Anarchy Online Turns 15 Jun 27, 2016, 11:01 JoeNapalm
 
What the...?

Damn. Now I feel old.

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News Comments > Into the Black
10. Re: Into the Black Jun 22, 2016, 16:46 JoeNapalm
 
ARCHER?? WHAT'S THAT?! NEVER HEARD OF IT!! SOUNDS DUMB!!!

(Shh! You're gonna get us all put on a watch list!)

(("Serpentine, Babu! Serpentine!"))

-Jn-
 
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News Comments > Sunday Metaverse
2. Re: Sunday Metaverse Jun 20, 2016, 14:35 JoeNapalm
 

Have you BEEN to the internet?!

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News Comments > Mass Effect Andromeda Video
18. Re: Mass Effect Andromeda Video Jun 16, 2016, 14:01 JoeNapalm
 

Mass Effect.

These games somehow are my kryptonite.

Love the art. Love the characters. Love the setting. The story is such a hackneyed mess, yet somehow was infused with enough of the spirit of it all to limp along, sort of.

I have no real faith in their ability to capture the lightning in a bottle with this, yet...I hate myself for being unable to control my excitement.

I'm such a sucker for flawed gems. I guess I can't help but revel in their unrealized potential.

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News Comments > etc.
3. Re: etc. Jun 16, 2016, 13:44 JoeNapalm
 
All these years, and Microsoft still hasn't figured out that being a dick to your customers isn't the path to universal adoration.

It's like they're baffled by this concept.


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News Comments > No Man's Sky Delayed?
29. Re: No Man's Sky Delayed? May 26, 2016, 16:11 JoeNapalm
 
SpectralMeat wrote on May 26, 2016, 14:22:
The Half Elf wrote on May 26, 2016, 14:14:
Don't remember seeing all this BS about story in the other games threads.
E:D got plenty of hate for this exact same reason.
No story go do whatever you want. People were complaining there is nothing to do.
I think games like the Witcher and GTA got people spoiled and they expect more from the open world games, than just being tossed into this sandbox and go make your own story.
I personally enjoyed E:D quiet a bit but I understand why people were complaining about it.
To each their own

Personally, my problem with Elite:Dangerous wasn't that there was a lack of things to do...

...I just found the things to do to be lacking.

Honestly, the most enjoyable part was landing at a space station.

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News Comments > Bridge Constructor Trains Expansion
4. Re: Bridge Constructor Trains Expansion May 26, 2016, 11:38 JoeNapalm
 
The Half Elf wrote on May 25, 2016, 13:12:
At quick glance I thought it said Bridge Commander and got all excited...

Oh, man. That just...

Oh man.

(I still have those silly "VR" goggles, somewhere, too!)

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue May 26, 2016, 11:07 JoeNapalm
 

So...we're linking to tabloids, now?

Slow gaming news day?

Is Batboy joining up with Cliffy B and John Romero to make Daikatana II?

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News Comments > No Man's Sky Delayed?
7. Re: No Man's Sky Delayed? May 26, 2016, 10:59 JoeNapalm
 
They lost me at "a reliable Kotaku source"...

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