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Signed On February 20, 2007
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

10. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 11, 2020, 14:39 Hoop
 
Great, they gave hipster dog a steak & it wasn't married with a craft beer
to suit the meal & surrounding humidity.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

11. Re: Damnit Man Feb 7, 2020, 19:40 Hoop
 
RedEye9 wrote on Feb 7, 2020, 17:56:
People who are quarantined aboard the Diamond Princess in Japan have been wondering how long their isolation would last. On Friday, a health official gave an answer they might not like: the quarantine will be extended every time a new case of the Wuhan coronavirus is confirmed on the ship.


Ok people settle down, we were going to let you all off today but coughing Cathy over here has just sentenced you all to another how many f'ing days more. Cathy stand up let everyone see your miserable flaccid infected face, stand up, that's it stand up. Cathy....someone there hold her up, yeah grab her arm... & the other one, stand up Cath.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black

2. Re: Into the Black Feb 5, 2020, 20:22 Hoop
 
Amazing man.
Swords & sandals shit was good, but no one has touched his portrayal of Van Gogh in all those years.
 
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News Comments > Cliff Bleszinski Says LawBreakers Too "Woke"

31. Re: Cliff Bleszinski Says LawBreakers Too Feb 5, 2020, 18:14 Hoop
 
I'm going to be the devils advocate here & say Cliffy maybe you just weren't "woke" enough.
Maybe if you'd just gone that little bit further, that leap further & commissioned the music for the game to be just Mechanical Keyboard Sounds, well maybe things could have been different.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

16. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 5, 2020, 15:42 Hoop
 
Jesus holds every plane in the air, that's why I never fly Super bowl Sunday due to him or her ( sends a woke *wink* to CliffyB ) becoming distracted.
Hence the "I'm in your hands Jesus" that ring out whenever a plane encounters severe turbulence.
It's science really.
*tap* *tap* Up here for thinking.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue

17. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 2, 2020, 18:49 Hoop
 
An Autumn indicator south of the equator?
Why yes it's called finding yourself watching the Masters golf tournament, whitnessing the beautiful early results of an Augusta Spring shivering then mumbling shit at the impending slide into Winter.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

4. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 1, 2020, 13:47 Hoop
 
Come on people scoop the avocado pip out with a teaspoon then use the spoon to separate the flesh from the skin, make avocado oil & rub the lotion on its skin, it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, repeat threat if necessary.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization

1. Re: Evening Mobilization Jan 30, 2020, 21:51 Hoop
 
Watch The last waltz
A young Mr Young high as balls in mid solo has a cocaine cone drop from his nose.
Van Morrison is hilarious, staggering around drunk through three songs managing to keep his feet only just then falls over at the end.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black

1. Re: Into the Black Jan 29, 2020, 19:58 Hoop
 
Finally got through the 4th season last week, a slow burn but still better than two thirds of the dross streamed.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

11. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 27, 2020, 17:28 Hoop
 
"Fetch the ponies & carridge, I motion tonight we take in the theatre."

Dog probably
 
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization

3. Re: Morning Mobilization Jan 23, 2020, 18:17 Hoop
 
We came as fast as we could what's the issue.
No issue unless you forgot to bring the picnic, we're starving.
 
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News Comments > Valve: Left 4 Dead 3 Not in Development

19. Re: Valve: Left 4 Dead 3 Not in Development Jan 18, 2020, 13:30 Hoop
 
valve
/valv/
noun
a device for controlling the passage of fluid or air through a pipe.

Basically an anus that traps & collects money.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black

1. Re: Into the Black Jan 13, 2020, 22:01 Hoop
 
Are we talking the smell of a generic vagina or Gwyneth's?
My guess is Gwen's smells of money.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

27. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 13, 2020, 04:41 Hoop
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits

26. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jan 11, 2020, 01:36 Hoop
 
Cutter wrote on Jan 10, 2020, 12:10:
Uh because there's virtually zero software for a $1000 of hardware which needs a $2000 PC to run well. Maybe one day VR will be an actual thing but that isn't anytime soon.
This.
Also I will add, after the initial novelty wares off the brain loses enthusiasm to enter back into a state of spatial disorientation with so much potential for TV breakage & the cat's early demise.
But we solved this problem Hoop, a framed tread mill walking simulator at a cost of $1200.00.
loading appropriate response .Fu*k off.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black

1. Re: Into the Black Jan 8, 2020, 22:39 Hoop
 
The absolute best impersonation by a mile is Lou Reed.


 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

11. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 8, 2020, 18:43 Hoop
 
You're Franstastic.
All the best.
 
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News Comments > Steam Game Release Pace Slowed in 2019

1. Re: Steam Game Release Pace Slowed in 2019 Jan 7, 2020, 21:54 Hoop
 
They call this a change of pace, as they note the pace of new releases increased "rapidly"
We should feel relieved Wanking Simulator wasn't rubbed out.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits

12. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jan 7, 2020, 01:55 Hoop
 
Winnie! .. The Poo!
 
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News Comments > Morning Patches

6. Re: Morning Patches Jan 7, 2020, 01:51 Hoop
 
Mafia 2 was awesome.  
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