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Real Name Cutter Knox   
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Signed On Jul 7, 2006, 00:07
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News Comments > Tom Clancy's The Division Sequel Possibilities
1. Re: Tom Clancy's The Division Sequel Possibilities Dec 24, 2017, 14:17 Cutter
 
How about some, you know, actual varied gameplay and enemies?
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Squadron 42 Gameplay Video
6. Re: Star Citizen Squadron 42 Gameplay Video Dec 24, 2017, 14:16 Cutter
 
Man, they're running that on a Cray and it's still janky as shit. Even if this thing ever sees the light of day, which is doubtful, it will be unplayable without a quantum computer.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 24, 2017, 14:15 Cutter
 
Happy Yuletide to thee!


A Quake 2 Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the base,
The scanners showed no signs of the alien race.
The bullets were placed in my chaingun with care,
In case Strogg invaders soon would be there.
The other marines nestled all snug in their pods,
Dreaming of gibbage and dark vengeful gods.
And I in my Kevlar, and official Quake 2 cap,
Had just settled down for a long cryo nap.
When out in the night there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my pod to see what was the matter.
I ran to the porthole, well shaded and sealed,
And cautiously turned off the magnetic shield.

The moon on the breast of the loosely packed mud,
Reminded me of Stroggos, and the puddles of blood.
When what in the sky should I get in my sights,
But a big hover sleigh and eight huge Parasites.
With a mountainous driver, whom I saw at a gander,
I knew that it must be a damned Tank Commander.
More rapid than lasers his coursers they came,
And he whipped them, and grunted, and called them by name.


"Now Slasher! Now Mincer! Now Pincer, and Mangler!
On Killer! On Ripper! On Gutter and Strangler!"
"To the top of the sandbags! To the top of the wall!"
"Move it, you maggots, or I'll slaughter you all!"


As starships that before a black hole should race,
When they meet with the deadliest hazard in space,
So down to the barracks the cyborgs they flew,
With a sleigh full of ammo and the Tank Commander too.
And then, in the courtyard, I gulped as I saw,
The gouging and scraping of each razor-sharp claw.
As I drew forth my blaster, and let out a call,
The giant Strogg bastard broke right through the wall.


He was dressed all in steel, both solid and mesh,
Held together by strips of grotesque human flesh.
A bundle of rockets he had flung on his back,
He could kill a small army with what he had in that sack.
His eyes -- how they gleamed!
"I must sound the alarms!"
This monster meant business,
He had cannons for arms!
His sly little mouth was drawn up in a grin,
And human blood dribbled all over his chin.
His guns issued smoke in a hypnotic pattern,
Encircling his head like the great rings of Saturn.
He had a broad face and a square, solid chest,
And a cybernetic heart pumping blood without rest.
He was muscular and frightening, a right evil old 'Borg,
With one thing on his mind -- sending me to the morgue.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Filled me with panic and horrible dread.
He spoke not a word but went right to the slaughter,
And my sleeping comrades became cannon fodder.
He killed all the soldiers with dual rockets blazing,
As I stood in horror my eyes blankly gazing.
The carnage complete, he strode back to the sleigh,
And I could do nothing but whimper and pray.
But I heard him say, as he flew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas, Hu-man. You got lucky tonight!"

- Emil Pagliarulo
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 24, 2017, 12:54 Cutter
 
This is funny as hell!

Trump stops Santa Claus at American border

"And the giving!" Trump continued, suddenly as exasperated as this reporter has ever heard him. "My god with the giving! You wouldn't believe how this guy—and let me just say, you know, I am a very giving guy. I'm a really great guy and I give a lot, anyone will tell you, believe me. I give and this guy though, it's on a whole other level, and you really do have to wonder what he's after. Some people are generous the whole year round, and I would have to include, again, myself in this, as well as my close friend Jon Voight. But you have to be suspicious when a guy suddenly goes nuts with it all at once, all in December. He reminds me of Crooked Hillary trying to buy up friends on Election Day. It didn't work for her and it's not going to work for him."

Effing lol!
 
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News Comments > Saturday Safety Dance
9. Re: Saturday Safety Dance Dec 23, 2017, 22:24 Cutter
 
Requisite xkcd password strength.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 23, 2017, 16:14 Cutter
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 23, 2017, 15:31:
Hoop wrote on Dec 23, 2017, 15:26:
Read the article on the boy with the tumor, thank science he has the right people around him now. Then go to the Mariah Carey paranoid pity party, so tragic how humiliating for her what a trooper.
F*^& the entertainment industry.

I think what you're trying to say is: Science FTW!

Something seems really wrong in all that. Cuba actually has a really good medical system. Why the hell didn't they just get it lanced when they noticed it was growing and wasn't a pimple? Sounds like propaganda...until you see they're still charging them $200,000. Rolleyes I think they should have shopped around.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 23, 2017, 11:24 Cutter
 
Creston wrote on Dec 23, 2017, 11:07:
I think that house is ugly (not my style), but holy crap that view is amazing. (on the few days a year when there is no smog.)

Yeah, well we all know asking price and selling price are two very different things. There's no way that thing will sell for anything close to that. And yeah, it is ugly, inside and out. Yet another shining example that money doesn't by good taste. It's garish and ostentatious.
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
1. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 22, 2017, 19:27 Cutter
 
Ahh good to see all those positive benefits from the death of NN and huge corporate handouts and tax cuts! I wonder how many of those employers are GOP supporters, lol!
 
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News Comments > Evening Patches
2. Re: Evening Patches Dec 22, 2017, 19:22 Cutter
 
It'd be a lot nicer if they just made a new one instead.
 
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News Comments > Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway
36. Re: Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway Dec 22, 2017, 15:37 Cutter
 
X Home of Light and X Rebirth 4.0 explained
 
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News Comments > Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway
35. Re: Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway Dec 22, 2017, 15:37 Cutter
 
CJ_Parker wrote on Dec 22, 2017, 14:20:
By the way: Kudos to Valve (if it is somehow something they did and not just due to a lack of interest in the sale): This is the first Steam sale ever in the history of Steam sales without massive errors, 404s, slowdowns, database hiccups and all that shit that usually goes along with Steam getting hammered.

The only minor issue I had was, when you click on 'specials', and tried to go through the list, it would sometimes not populate the list correctly when clicking on the 'next' (page) button. It turned up a blank page for some reason.

But other than that it was pretty smooth sailing. Maybe a little slower than usual but much, much, much better than previous sales. Maybe it's also the lack of a retarded gimmicky mini game this year. If so please keep the sales game-gimmick-free. It's pretty nice when you can actually use the fucking client in the first place.

Is that because of them or because of a general lack of interest? Without flash sales there's no real need to hit Steam anymore. Once you see the sales on day one that's it for the duration so if there's nothing at the price you want you're done with the sale. Personally I just look at my Wishlist and then check them against the key reseller sites - which is where I generally end up buying now.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 22, 2017, 13:24 Cutter
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Dec 22, 2017, 12:50:
Cutter wrote on Dec 22, 2017, 12:07:
Wow, we got dumped on last night and it looks like a quite a bit of snow in the next week or two. I'm going to do extended test drives on the Crosstrek and Sportwagen next week so it'll be putting those AWDs to the test. I really wish there was somewhere where I could just rent them for a few days each. I'm definitely leaning more toward the Sportwagen now but the drives will be the true test.


You mean like Enterprise/Budget/Alamo or the 100 other rental companies?

Also, once you go AWD you'll never go back, because you'll hate it if you do.


I've looked at all of them and none rent those specific vehicles. Most only seem to rent domestics by and large. It's weird you'd think they'd be renting what's popular instead.

I'm guessing whatever I'm driving probably won't have snow tires on so that may limit my impression somewhat. I tend to drive for longer more than often so comfort and noise are my big concerns. The Sonata I drive now is fine for city driving but it is not comfortable for road trips after 2 hours plus getting out of it is like, 'Goddamn, I'm sore!' Whereas the Accord I had prior to it was way more comfortable and quiet. Of course getting older may have something to do with that. Which reminds me, I'd still love to drive a Rolls one day as they say they're still the world's most comfortable car.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 22, 2017, 12:07 Cutter
 
Wow, we got dumped on last night and it looks like a quite a bit of snow in the next week or two. I'm going to do extended test drives on the Crosstrek and Sportwagen next week so it'll be putting those AWDs to the test. I really wish there was somewhere where I could just rent them for a few days each. I'm definitely leaning more toward the Sportwagen now but the drives will be the true test.

 
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News Comments > Kingdom Come: Deliverance Trailer
1. Re: Kingdom Come: Deliverance Trailer Dec 22, 2017, 11:54 Cutter
 
GoT meets Skyrim? I'm pretty stoked for this game. Please don't suck.
 
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News Comments > Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway
11. Re: Steam Winter Sale and Steam Awards Underway Dec 21, 2017, 20:51 Cutter
 
Grabbed a copy of FO4 GOTY for $23 on CDKeys, seeing as the Season Pass wasn't hitting $20 or less, and I've been itching for a new playthrough of FO4 to check out said season pass content. Too bad I can't give the base game away as I already own it. Because much like Meghan Trainor I'm all about that 'bass'.

Was hoping for a deep discount on War of the Chosen but at $40 - on sale - they can suck my balls.

I'm kinda' itchin' for a space game. Elite D is on for $10. Is it worth it at that price? I still see the biggest complaint - recent - is that there really isn't much to do unless you buy all the other shit. On the other hand the X Rebirth Complete is on sale for $18 bucks which includes the Teladi Outpost and Home of Light DLC. The reviews for it are actually really positive with most people saying that the game is finally up to snuff now. So is anyone playing the complete version now? Watched some gameplay on teh Youtubes and it looks pretty good. Just wanted to see if anyone had any opinions on it before I bought one or the other.

I'm still tempted to by Conan - because Conan - but recent reviews are still pretty bad. Maybe I'll do a trial. Anyone playing it atm?
 
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News Comments > Evening Previews
1. Re: Evening Previews Dec 21, 2017, 20:35 Cutter
 
This sounds pretty damn sweet.
 
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News Comments > Op Ed
3. Re: Op Ed Dec 21, 2017, 20:32 Cutter
 
Yeah, a new SW space shooter would mean you have to pay for each and every shot you take, as well as your shields.
 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
1. Re: Evening Interviews Dec 21, 2017, 20:30 Cutter
 
Really hope X4 is good.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
33. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 21, 2017, 18:36 Cutter
 
BobBob wrote on Dec 21, 2017, 15:36:
Cutter wrote on Dec 21, 2017, 15:30:
Look around
Leaves are brown
And the sky
Is a hazy shade of winter


Xmastree

Huh?

And the leaves are green. In fact, we have flowers blossoming.

Really? Are you sure they're not burning? Or going to slide into the ocean with the next major earthquake?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
22. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 21, 2017, 15:30 Cutter
 
Look around
Leaves are brown
And the sky
Is a hazy shade of winter


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