Damn I've been waiting for decades for a game that uses the brilliant "You can't remember anything" startup... these plots are so few and far between...

Edit: for samurai

Edit: removed unneeded and uncalled for trashing about.

The whole point of freedom, as I see it, is also to be free to think, say, draw etc. the things that some people doesn't like. When combined with the free market most americans really loves that means that if whatever me and my freedom makes, say... cartoon sex in a videogame for example, is rubbish, just don't buy it. Simple as that. Vote with your wallet... never buy a Rockstar game again, convince all your friends to do the same.. and by the way... good luck...

Unlike you I would never be as arrogant as to claim that I knew what... what is it you guys call them "The founding fathers"? were thinking when they made statements about freedom. But I would venture a guess that they wouldn't have a heart attack over cartoon sex as unrealistic as that in GTA:SA.

Now go be angry at all those evil evil evil goth teens perverting the fabric of society, and all them weird like.. gay people.. and all the hippy bastards.. etc. they are the devils work I tell ya!

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I can agree with the "they shouldn't deceive the buyer" thing, it is ridiculous claiming to support something you don't.

As for all you "we have better computers" "sod the damn 4:3 people" "we are the future" bleh bleh bleh... get over it whiners. The standard has been 4:3 for many years, and currently it still is. Sure, that'll change pretty soon and thats all good and dandy, but if you want to get something that isn't the standard then get over the fact that not everyone supports your hardware. Your time will come younglings, it just isn't here yet.

Besides, calling widescreen superior is just retarded, it is like claiming that one format of photography is unilaterally superior to another. widescreen doesn't make the screen bigger or smaller, better or worse, it simply makes it wider / lower. for watching DVDs thats just dandy, for say... reading comics it is completely pointless, the height would be better.

"God forbid they listen to their fans and bring out the Tyranid the arrogant f'ing pricks. "

God forbid anyone would have the brains to read one of the slews of interviews, board posts etc. where they have stated directly that the current engine can't do the Tyranid in a satisfactory way.

I hate uninformed whining

Of course maybe people are whining like whineboys even tho they have no reason to.

This is awesome, whenever I feel a bit down I look up news about hellgate, and I laugh all my problems away.

Hellgate is neither a decent RPG nor a decent MMORPG.. it is just.. hmm.. boring. Too bad tho, they had some nice ideas designwise, with the hanged dolls and fleshy monsters, but c'mon. The same 10 titles repeated over and over and over and over again, and then once in every 20th or so mission you get to see woah.. a new title.. random levels could be so good, random levels with 10 titles to choose from.. bleh.

Like.. i like.. I'm totally like dying to know how they made that extremely static, unlogical world where stuff magically appears after you talk to the right person... thats like.. really newsworthy and huge dude!

But unfortunately I allready have the "Dummies complete guide to cookiecutter usage"... so I'll have to pass.

This makes me a hopefull panda. A nervous and hopefull panda, sort of like the upcoming elections where I live.

But as others have noted, why not just re-release starsiege, it is one of the most perfect fps games, if not the, ever released. Heres hoping they get it right.

"will benefit from hi-tech piloting assistance, providing comfort, security and enhanced perception. As players gain skills and confidence, they will be able to shed the assistance. But before choosing performance over security, they’ll have to weigh the risks carefully. "

Is that UBI-speak(tm) for "handholding arcade game" ?

"...will not model real world countries..."

Political corectness gone mad...

"specializing in sophisticated casual games for the mainstream player"

huh?

I know y'all are talking about the sopranos.. but I have to comment on the G-bomb thing.. that is possibly the funniest thing I've heard for several years.. I mean. Had it been the 50's I would have, somewhat, understodd. But 1994.. I realize that some of the more important studies hadn't come out yet but still.. 1994.. "let's build a gaybomb!".. pentagon, you crack me up.

Teddy > you're right, silent storm was actually pretty damn good, had completely forgotten that jowood made that. (Or published it at least)

Actually I can't ever remember jowood releasing a "polished" or even.. "out of beta" game.. anyone?

Relic is the RTS master, it's true. How you aren't equally blown away by SupCom defies belief though!

Well, actually I haven't tried supcom, I'm still deeply into DoWDC and waiting for some of the mods to be released. But I've heard good things about it. And I am looking forward to it, but I've allways been more into tactics than strategy.

Besides Relics games (Homeworld, Dawn of War and CoH) I've been completely and utterly bored by RTS games since.. like.. Red Alert. They really understand how to make a solid RTS. And rumor says that there is a Dawn of War 2 coming too.. this is most exellent news.

Well, regarding the whole generals thing, C'mon, if you take the depiction of arabs in that game seriously... But then again, people don't get the humor in GTA and Postal and such either...

"Are they popping these episodes out faster than black women pop out kids or what?"

Nice, that is probably the winner of the "most intensely stupid thing I've read all day" prize. gratz.

It was really bad out of the box, the first patch really help things, it seems to me they've also optimized the performance, but there are still things to be ironed out, but I'm pretty sure they'll get it done. They patched up SH3 pretty damn good, and the community made it tons better, so if you want a sub sim this is really the only way to go. Just wait if you're afraid it'll never be fixed

Yarrrr, this game is teh gr8 fun!

I mean the atmosphere alone is worth it, if all you could do was walk around I'd be inclined to buy it anyways. Add the beasts lurking, never knowing whether you're going to meet friendly or enemy stalkers, if the army is going to raid and so on and so forth. It's pure survival, and it is awesome! best fps in a long long time.