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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Star Citizen EVA Video
14. Re: Star Citizen EVA Video Apr 9, 2016, 20:07 CJ_Parker
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Apr 9, 2016, 19:40:
We'll see soon enough If it (SQ42) doesn't release this year I am not gonna be happy though.

Well, then... prepare to be not happy. The odds are the same as successfully navigating an asteroid field and Christ Roberts sure as hell ain't no Han Solo.

It won't happen this year. No chance. They are lagging behind on all fronts. Animations, flight model, proper controls, ships that are required to be finished for S42, FPS gameplay (for S42 FPS missions), engine development, everything.
It will be a miracle of epic proportions if it releases within the next eight months and if it does it won't be pretty because it will be half-assed as fuck, making those horrible UWP games from Microshit look like polished pro releases by comparison.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen EVA Video
1. Re: Star Citizen EVA Video Apr 9, 2016, 11:48 CJ_Parker
 
Looks like shit. Animations are still amateur material, the floaty movement looks completely unnatural... even in zero G there should be *some* inertia and they still have the retarded puke-inducing bobbing in 1st person which is why they are showing everything in 3rd person except a very short 1st person segment.
You're not going to be able to fight in 3rd person because you won't have a HUD and crosshairs in 3rd person so this is bordering on fraudulent to show off 3rd person combat/shooting.

Finally, after the no-show of Star Marine everything with regard to FPS combat should be taken with truck loads of salt. They need to work harder and deliver more actual game instead of just flashy trailers. But that has been true for the past three years by now so what else is new.
 
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News Comments > Quantum Break PC Issues
43. Re: Quantum Break PC Issues Apr 9, 2016, 10:31 CJ_Parker
 
Tachikoma wrote on Apr 9, 2016, 06:03:
HorrorScope wrote on Apr 8, 2016, 19:01:
Yeah I'm going to buy a console because a couple devs are intentionally gimping pc games. I'd feel like a chump if I gave into that weak ass tactic.

ROTFL @ PC Master Race conspiracy theories.

When a Witcher game is released, it`s a pathetic mess sprinkled with bugs. In fact, it`s like that whenever any fairly complex game is released. Some will get patched to a decent state, some won`t. Has to do with dev cycles, day one patches, PC being a secondary market, sheeple swallowing it all etc.

BUT NO! It`s the evil consoles. And masons. Perhaps masonic consoles form Planet X? Who knows...but the truth is out here, in a true PC gamer`s heart.


Dude. STFU. You clearly have absolutely no clue.

It's not just about bugs. With UWP games you have the following limitations (just the highlights):

- VSync always on so locked FPS and no G-Sync or FreeSync can be used
- No exclusive fullscreen
- You can not run/use overlay proggies that require the detection of a running executable (*.exe) which includes a number of popular "apps" like Fraps, MSI Afterburner or GeForce Experience etc.
- No multi GPU (SLI/Crossfire)
- No modding

It'd be major news to me if The Witcher games had all of these limitations on launch.
UWP games are a complete CLUSTERFUCK of the most epic proportions because you get all that shit above in addition to the usual bugs and of course some of the limitations of UWP interact with the "regular" bugs to create all sorts of new super-bugs.

The mere concept of UWP is the biggest fucking joke with regard to PC gaming EVER. We've had games works as programs for decades. Why does Microshit now feel they need to obfuscate the program in order to embed it in a shitty locked walled garden store system of theirs? It's completely fucking unnecessary, uncalled for and retarded.

This shit needs to fail hard, that super-moron Phil Spencer needs to get fired on the spot and they need to return to a customer friendly and developer friendly alternative system (though even if they did I still would never ever in my life buy/own a game on a MS storefront again due to the GFWL fraud).
 
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News Comments > Quantum Break PC Issues
32. Re: Quantum Break PC Issues Apr 8, 2016, 17:55 CJ_Parker
 
maddog wrote on Apr 8, 2016, 17:42:
After installing Windows 10, the little white and black icon that looks like a paper barf bag with the MS logo on it is the app store.

^ fixed
 
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News Comments > Quantum Break PC Issues
15. Re: Quantum Break PC Issues Apr 8, 2016, 12:53 CJ_Parker
 
Fuck UWP and the Windows store. I'm not a stupid Steam elitist and have no problem with Origin, uPlay, Battle.net and so on but a Microsoft storefront after the shit they pulled with GFWL is like flushing money straight down the shitter.

I'm still waiting for my AoE III to be restored. My MS account even shows my A.D. 2010 purchase to this day. So what's the holdup, MS? Where is my key? Where is the download link? Where is an alternative (Steam) key if you guys can not offer the game for some shitty incompetent reason? Where the fucking fuck is my game I bought from you losers?

I know, I know. Nothing's gonna happen. And that is why I'm in total boycott mode with the Windows store. I will never ever own a game on a MS storefront again. Not even the free Forza. Fuck that shit in its complete fraudulent entirety.
 
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News Comments > New Chapter for Star Wars: The Old Republic
6. Re: New Chapter for Star Wars: The Old Republic Apr 8, 2016, 04:54 CJ_Parker
 
Plus, I would bet, an option on first dibs for an extension of the contract. I wouldn't get my hopes up about the license going anywhere else.
Or even if it did, it would never go to the indie scene so who cares whether EA, Ubi or Actiblizz has it? All things considered, EA might actually be the lesser evil here.
 
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News Comments > BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month
15. Re: BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month Apr 7, 2016, 23:13 CJ_Parker
 
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 19:58:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 15:10:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 01:26:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 6, 2016, 19:10:
Incredibly retarded.

Now I get Cutter's moments when he goes 'off the rails' but really wtf happened to you?

Well, if y'all can not see how $199 tickets and "virtual tickets" to an ADVERTISING EVENT (where Blizz should be paying YOU for attendance and not the other way around) are completely incredibly fucking RETARDED beyond any recognition then I really don't know what to say...

Why do people pay money to be swamped with commercials, merchandise and bullshit? It's unbelievable. Though actually... thinking about it, well, there is also people paying prostitutes to shit down their throats or shove needles up their small dicks so it's probably the same kind of "issue" these people all have in common...

I mean in general not just this post. You have a 'hate on' for quite a few things.

Yeah. It's getting increasingly difficult to control the anger with the way the industry is going down the shitter. What started like a slight swirl has turned into an all out turd tsunami. Even crowdfunding has (mostly) turned to shit with scams, broken promises, late subpar deliveries, neverending development, poor communication and a general lack of respect towards the paying customer that easily matches EA, Ubi, Actiblizz et al.

I am not amused. But Cutter is definitely still the no. 1 grumpy cat. No contest! I'm like a living happy sunshine smilie by comparison .
 
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News Comments > BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month
13. Re: BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month Apr 7, 2016, 19:49 CJ_Parker
 
nin wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 15:17:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 15:10:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 01:26:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 6, 2016, 19:10:
Incredibly retarded.

Now I get Cutter's moments when he goes 'off the rails' but really wtf happened to you?

Well, if y'all can not see how $199 tickets and "virtual tickets" to an ADVERTISING EVENT (where Blizz should be paying YOU for attendance and not the other way around) are completely incredibly fucking RETARDED beyond any recognition then I really don't know what to say...

Why do people pay money to be swamped with commercials, merchandise and bullshit? It's unbelievable.

Wow...the people that pay for and watch football, basketball, golf, or any other number of sports in person or online would easily say "CJ Parker "incredibly fucking RETARDED."


Excellent point. The retards who pay for watching sports are in the same league as the Blizzard fantards. Now, I'd totally understand paying for watching sports IF you would get to watch these sports advertising-free and commercial break free. However, I was totally shocked and stunned when I found out that ya yanks get to pay $100 (ONE HUNDRED FUCKING BUCKS) for watching the Superbowl (A SINGLE FUCKING EVENT) only to get spammed with shitty commercials every two minutes. Holy shit!
Who dafuq is paying for shit like that? Why would anyone pay to be treated like shit? Why do people pay money to watch commercials? I don't fucking get it. At all. It is INCREDIBLY RETARDED indeed...
 
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News Comments > BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month
10. Re: BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month Apr 7, 2016, 15:10 CJ_Parker
 
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 7, 2016, 01:26:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 6, 2016, 19:10:
Incredibly retarded.

Now I get Cutter's moments when he goes 'off the rails' but really wtf happened to you?

Well, if y'all can not see how $199 tickets and "virtual tickets" to an ADVERTISING EVENT (where Blizz should be paying YOU for attendance and not the other way around) are completely incredibly fucking RETARDED beyond any recognition then I really don't know what to say...

Why do people pay money to be swamped with commercials, merchandise and bullshit? It's unbelievable. Though actually... thinking about it, well, there is also people paying prostitutes to shit down their throats or shove needles up their small dicks so it's probably the same kind of "issue" these people all have in common...
 
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News Comments > BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month
1. Re: BlizzCon in November, Tickets This Month Apr 6, 2016, 19:10 CJ_Parker
 
Incredibly retarded.  
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News Comments > DOOM Open Beta Next Week; DLC/Season Pass Plans
3. Re: DOOM Open Beta Next Week; DLC/Season Pass Plans Apr 6, 2016, 19:06 CJ_Parker
 
We know the DOOM community has always been about great user-generated content, and thatís something we want to continue to encourage with SnapMap, an innovative new component of DOOM designed to make creating, sharing and playing new game experiences fast and easy. On top of being able to access and play new modes and maps created by your fellow gamers, id plans to offer content updates for SnapMap, including map modules; props and objects; additional features and functionality; AI enhancements; editing tool enhancements and more.

Translation: We're gonna release a buggy ass game and have no intention to fix shit. Instead, like with TES, we're giving you idiots guys the tools to fix shit yourselves.

And yeah... MEGALOL @ $40 season pass with two unknown "premium multiplayer DLC packs". In other words if the game sells well you MIGHT actually get some value out of the pass and if it sells like shit they're gonna take massive shortcuts re the latter two packs.
Fuck this business model. Who the fuck is supporting this shit so publishers get away with this crap? Console peasants? Seriously, who the hell is THAT fucking dumb to buy a season pass where you don't even know what you will get?

 
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News Comments > Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition Siege of Dragonspear Controversy
19. Re: Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition Siege of Dragonspear Controversy Apr 5, 2016, 12:21 CJ_Parker
 
Primalchrome wrote on Apr 5, 2016, 12:17:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 5, 2016, 12:04:
Leave sexual orientation out of the game if it does not serve a role within the context of the game world. Simple as that.
Soooo....Geralt should not have had sex with any women or had his weird relationship with Yennifer? Cause...that really didn't serve any role within the game.

The Witcher is based on a series of novels where Geralt fucks anything that walks. So it's just like that in the game as well. Kudos to CDP for bringing the world of The Witcher to life in this fashion.
The sexual predating of Geralt absolutely serves the purpose of an accurate portrayal of Geralt's character and his role within the game world as known from pertinent literature.

Your point?
 
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News Comments > Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition Siege of Dragonspear Controversy
14. Re: Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition Siege of Dragonspear Controversy Apr 5, 2016, 12:04 CJ_Parker
 
Who shits a give? From everything I have read in current reviews, it looks like this game has a lot more serious issues with regard to the writing than a couple of SJW lines.

That said, I ain't a big fan of this shit either. If it doesn't add anything to the gameplay then fuck it, right? Like the gay shuttle pilot in ME3... why the fuck would/should I as El Capitano care about the sexual orientation of the dude who flies my dropship? It was completely pointless and dumb to have a gay shuttle pilot.
Leave sexual orientation out of the game if it does not serve a role within the context of the game world. Simple as that.
 
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News Comments > Overwatch Widowmaker Cinematic
18. Re: Overwatch Widowmaker Cinematic Apr 4, 2016, 17:28 CJ_Parker
 
deqer wrote on Apr 4, 2016, 09:41:
The hype is real, for this game.

If you like fun, then buy this game.

N to the O to the P to the E.
 
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News Comments > Oculus Rift Privacy Concerns
31. Re: Oculus Rift Privacy Concerns Apr 3, 2016, 18:54 CJ_Parker
 
Phuck Suckerjerk and his spyshit goggles.

Full boycott is in effect as of immediately.
 
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News Comments > Mass Effect: Andromeda Gameplay Footage?
2. Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Gameplay Footage? Apr 3, 2016, 04:55 CJ_Parker
 
Garbitch footitch of wots sure to becum a garbitch game  
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News Comments > Diablo III Season 6 Next Month
5. Re: Diablo III Season 6 Next Month Apr 1, 2016, 16:07 CJ_Parker
 
Darks wrote on Apr 1, 2016, 11:03:
Yes, thank you Blizzard, more set gear and uniques and not enough stash to store it all.

Just sell shit. Problem solved.
 
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News Comments > Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear Released
16. Re: Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear Released Apr 1, 2016, 16:05 CJ_Parker
 
Dude, if you don't have no clue about shit then why not just shut the fuck up?

Beamdog's licensing rights very specifically allowed them only to make a BG expansion with the existing (enhanced) Infinishitty engine. They are not allowed to use a different engine and not allowed to make a true BG sequel. At least not under their current licensing contract.

It's really that simple. You're barking up the totally wrong tree. Send letters to WOTC or Hasbro or whatever the fuck is left of Atari and whine to them all day long about how it sucks that there is no true BG sequel with a different engine but please cut out the retarded drivel. It's not Beamdog's fault. At all.
 
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News Comments > New Space Sim HOTAS
20. Re: New Space Sim HOTAS Mar 31, 2016, 20:09 CJ_Parker
 
bigspender wrote on Mar 31, 2016, 16:58:
... so you end up having to move your hand up and down the stick when you need to fire a weapon or touch one of the hats.







Rotfl

Clap
 
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News Comments > Descent: Underground Adds VR Support
4. Re: Descent: Underground Adds VR Support Mar 31, 2016, 20:04 CJ_Parker
 
saluk wrote on Mar 31, 2016, 18:16:
I needed a bucket to play Descent without a headset back in the 90s.

waaaatttt???? bwwwhahahaha u pusseeeeeehhhhh!!!11
 
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