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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > John Romero Teases Announcement & Adrian Carmack Collaboration
18. Re: John Romero Teases Announcement & Adrian Carmack Collaboration Apr 21, 2016, 07:23 CJ_Parker
 
wonkawonka wrote on Apr 21, 2016, 07:15:
The one great thing about SW:TFA is how well it recaptures the cheese of the B movies of SW

With the difference being that the fine cheese of the OT was a sophisticated blue Roquefort for connoisseurs while the cheese of TFA was like the stuff you'd scrape off from your penis after not showering for a week!
 
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News Comments > John Romero Teases Announcement & Adrian Carmack Collaboration
16. Re: John Romero Teases Announcement & Adrian Carmack Collaboration Apr 21, 2016, 06:58 CJ_Parker
 
wonkawonka wrote on Apr 21, 2016, 06:49:
The cheese in SW is quite well recreated.

Not really... or did Lewk wear nerd glasses??
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
2. Re: Evening Consolidation Apr 21, 2016, 06:01 CJ_Parker
 
Microsoft discontinues Xbox 360.

About a decade too late...
 
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News Comments > Mafia III in October
12. Re: Mafia III in October Apr 19, 2016, 11:34 CJ_Parker
 
Yup. You guys grew up on a different planet. Probably planet of the apes going by the "intelligence" in the comments.

The planet I grew up on, retailers depended on publishers to send them actual hard info on an expansion so when retailers started listing the expansion, you had a price tag and you at least had an idea about the content... like a mission pack with 20 additional missions or something tangible like that.

Here you get nothing. You get a price tag and a very vague promise that some shit might be released for it. It could all be lame skins or horse armor. You just don't know. It's the lamest possible scummy scam garbage.

Also, no publisher back then ever offered you an expansion preorder before the release of the main game so the empty expansion preorder box analogy holds true perfectly.
What they are doing here is the same as if in 1998, Sierra had announced Half-Life 2 a few months before the game was released and at the same time offered you a preorder for an empty, unlabeled box for you to stuff a future expansion CD in. To make things more "exciting" they would include a double jewel case so you might get one CD, two CDs, three CDs or four CDs but god forbid you should know in advance. Can't have that... because it wouldn't be a lame-ass scummy scam then.

Naaahhh yer not foolin' me maggots. Fuck 2K and fuck season pass scams with a long and hard one sans lube.
 
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News Comments > Mafia III in October
6. Re: Mafia III in October Apr 19, 2016, 10:51 CJ_Parker
 
El Pit wrote on Apr 19, 2016, 10:38:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 19, 2016, 10:36:
Aaaaaannnnddd yet another fucking lame retarded season pass scam. Fuck you 2K.

$4.99 Steam sale for the GOTY (maybe... only if it gets glowing reviews). I can wait.

Aaaaand I remember buying the expansions for TIE Fighter. For real money, you know. Must have been before you were born.

Oh yeah? And they tried to sell us (I bet I'm older than you buddy) an empty box for those expansions in advance and did not tell us what the expansion content would even be like?
News to me. The way I remember it is we got the announcement of the expansion after the main game was released and when they announced it, we knew pretty much exactly what we were going to get if we (pre)ordered. We also never had to buy that empty box.

Your point?
 
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News Comments > Mafia III in October
3. Re: Mafia III in October Apr 19, 2016, 10:36 CJ_Parker
 
Aaaaaannnnddd yet another fucking lame retarded season pass scam. Fuck you 2K.

$4.99 Steam sale for the GOTY (maybe... only if it gets glowing reviews). I can wait.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Free Week
29. Re: Star Citizen Free Week Apr 18, 2016, 15:49 CJ_Parker
 
Hanneth wrote on Apr 18, 2016, 15:24:
They definitely did not deliver the Baby Persistent Universe in December that showed they could do what Derek Smart said they couldn't. Being able to start on a station in first person, get in a ship with some friends, or stowaways, in a Constellation Andromeda having one person fly and other people in the turrets.

I know you're trying to be sarcastic but you are indeed 100% correct that they have achieved FUCK ALL in that regard.
I mean you do realize that everyone (about 30 players max atm) is in one single instance, right?

What Derek Smart (and others, of course... like anyone with a basic level of a clue) has said is not possible is a multi-instance system with the ~80 to 100 players per instance CIG was shooting for with the full advertised "fidelity" and the full feature set. He (and others) never said that a single instance demo would be impossible. Get a freakin' clue.

The current state of the game is a minuscule tiny fraction of the full feature set (and "fidelity"), no multi-instancing, no instance transitions (you know... the hard part of making a MMO... any idiot can make a single instance tech demo like the current "baby PU"), and a player count far, far below the original target.

And as you will know, they are having massive desync issues right now and have been massively struggling with getting more players into that single instance. To call the current state of affairs "sad" would be an understatement.

You know what will happen if they introduce the multi-instancing, transitions and if they add more complex gameplay systems and "fiiidddeliteeeehhhh" for da "immeeerrrssshhhuuunn" on top of it all? Yup. Buh-bye, Shtar Shitizen.

Train -> Wreck -> Keep watching.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Free Week
21. Re: Star Citizen Free Week Apr 18, 2016, 15:19 CJ_Parker
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Apr 18, 2016, 12:27:
They should just finish up and release the SP game as a separate game all together (which they may already do can't remember)
That should help with the development cost of the MMO

Yep. It has already happened. They separated Squadron 42 and Star Citizen into two different games on February 14th of this year. Squadron 42 is theoretically still scheduled for release some time this year as CIG has not stated otherwise since that trailer that had "2016" at the end of it, but it seems more than doubtful that they will actually make it this year. Too many unfinished ships and gameplay systems and engine issues... not gonna happen unless they do an early access buggy-as-fuck release.

As for helping with the development cost of the MMO, that should not be necessary. Let us not forget that CR originally planned to make the full game for ~$20 to ~$25 million. We're approaching five times that budget (and more because if CIG manages the funds in a reasonable way, then even with very low interest rates, they should have made a couple extra million just from storing the cash somewhere safe).
If they are seriously hurting for money then CR has fucked up on a scope that no game project manager in the history of gaming has ever fucked up. Not that I would put that past him...
 
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News Comments > RDR2 Map Leaked?
15. Re: RDR2 Map Leaked? Apr 16, 2016, 18:28 CJ_Parker
 
jacobvandy wrote on Apr 16, 2016, 18:20:
"From the start our aim was twofold - to make games that we wouldn’t be embarrassed to be caught playing ourselves and to expand the experience of playing those games by making them less limited and more engaging with the production values of movies."

And the end result was a human roadkill murder simulator. Great job, Rockstar. Mass appeal accomplished by appealing to the mass psychopathic tendencies.
 
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News Comments > RDR2 Map Leaked?
13. Re: RDR2 Map Leaked? Apr 16, 2016, 18:16 CJ_Parker
 
Hush. You're disturbing the endless amounts of FUN everyone is having here, dude.  
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News Comments > RDR2 Map Leaked?
8. Re: RDR2 Map Leaked? Apr 16, 2016, 15:24 CJ_Parker
 
Rockstar can shove their console garbage straight up their dumb asses. I do not give a single fuck until they start treating PC gamers with a minimum of respect which would entail porting RDR to PC and stopping to sign ludicrous exclusivity deals while then "teasing" PC gamers about the possibilities of a PC port (the way they treated PC gamers with regard to GTA V was among the most disrespectful asshole dick moves in recent history only topped by what Microsoft pulls off on a regular basis). Fuck them all. Not spending a single cent on that console garbage.  
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News Comments > New John Romero PC Shooter Teased
1. Re: New John Romero PC Shooter Teased Apr 15, 2016, 19:48 CJ_Parker
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  
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News Comments > DOOM Open Beta Opens
28. Re: DOOM Open Beta Opens Apr 15, 2016, 19:36 CJ_Parker
 
Phasenoise wrote on Apr 15, 2016, 19:12:
Maybe the single player game won't be a boring derivative experience?

Maybe it will rain $100 notes tomorrow?

It could happen!
 
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News Comments > DOOM Open Beta Opens
26. Re: DOOM Open Beta Opens Apr 15, 2016, 17:56 CJ_Parker
 
Slick wrote on Apr 15, 2016, 15:06:
How has no one mentioned this yet? Call yourselves #MasterRace?

The game is CAPPED AT 60 FPS. On an engine level. No way to disable it.

I played one round, went 21-3, then immediately uninstalled.

Fucking console GARBAGE. it's 2016. anyone who buys this game for PC needs to be publicly humiliated.

^ this

... and add to this the fucking retarded UNSKIPPABLE intro logos and screens, of which there aren't just the usual two or three but more like a dozen or so (technical disclaimer, id logo, Bethesda logo, nVidia logo, legal disclaimer, beta disclaimer, epilepsy warning) and you have a technically inept console garbage clusterfuck of the most epic proportions on yer hands. Fuck this game. Toilet. Flush. Buh-bye.
 
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News Comments > Ghostbusters Games Announced
25. Re: Ghostbuster there's nothing here thats Games Announced Apr 15, 2016, 17:49 CJ_Parker
 
Played this to death on the C64. Won't play again.  
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News Comments > Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Free Weekend
10. Re: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Free Weekend Apr 15, 2016, 07:06 CJ_Parker
 
Dmitri_M wrote on Apr 15, 2016, 04:19:
It's better than the last few iterations of R6.

You are quite clearly nucking futs, Sir, or just talking about the graphics or summin'.

Rogue Spear > Raven Shield > Rainbow Six > Vegas ... ... ... > Siege > Lockdown

And there's like a HUGE motherfucker of a gap between Vegas and the shit end of the stick a.k.a Siege/Lockdown.
 
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News Comments > DOOM Trailer
16. Re: DOOM Trailer Apr 15, 2016, 00:04 CJ_Parker
 
Played a couple rounds and, yeah, it's GARBITCH!!!!111

The biggest GARBITCH!!!!111, however, and the reason this game has totally disqualified itself, even for a deep discounted purchase in the future, are the unskippable intro logos and legal and epilepsy warning crap screens.
Fuck that shit. If id/Bethesda are not capable of treating their customers with the slightest bits of respect then no buy. Not even for $4.99 for the GOTY. They can fuck and off and that's it.
 
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News Comments > Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Free Weekend
4. Re: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Free Weekend Apr 14, 2016, 21:31 CJ_Parker
 
My internet connection has not pissed me off enough recently to deserve this kind of insult. The poor thing already had to download the potentially very shitty Doom beta so it deserves a little rest from all those garbage bits & bytes.  
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News Comments > DOOM Trailer
5. Re: DOOM Trailer Apr 14, 2016, 20:45 CJ_Parker
 
I'm expecting the same garbage single player as with Doom 3. Very few cutscenes, same looking levels for nearly the entire game and lame random monster spawns out of nowhere to artificially extend the game time.
Call of Doom with plenty spectacular (over the top) cutscenes and some serious variation in the levels and objectives would actually be an improvement over the tardfest Doom 3 single player.
 
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News Comments > Fable Legends Closed
1. Re: Fable Legends Closed Apr 13, 2016, 20:32 CJ_Parker
 
Aaaaaaawwwwwwww  
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