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Nickname CJ_Parker
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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
1. Re: Microsoft announces inflatable Xbox One controller for your pool. Jan 17, 2017, 17:17 CJ_Parker
 
Yep. That sounds exactly like something Microshit would do instead of making the PC fucking great again. Dem fuXX0rs!!!11  
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News Comments > Windows 10 Game Mode Plans
39. Re: Windows 10 Game Mode Plans Jan 14, 2017, 06:47 CJ_Parker
 
Slick wrote on Jan 14, 2017, 05:34:
Sure there have been missteps.

d00d that's like looking at your CV and then saying "Sure there have been missteps". It's, like, the understatement of the millennium, bruh!

VaranDragon wrote on Jan 14, 2017, 05:49:
It's all true, up to the point they decided to dive into the console gaming business with the Xbox. Since than it was one step forward, two steps back with regards to gaming on the PC.

Xactacaly. It's all been about Shitboxification since AD 2001 or so.
 
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News Comments > Windows 10 Game Mode Plans
27. Re: Windows 10 Game Mode Plans Jan 14, 2017, 02:28 CJ_Parker
 

Well, it is now officially time to be genuinely scared out of your fucking mind.

Microsoft. Game mode. Windows 10.

Not gonna end well... the Shitboxification of the PC continues relentlessly...
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
29. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 18:25 CJ_Parker
 
Hahahaha bull's eye. yonder = inXile dev apparently. Does it hurt that much to be reminded of your lies and crimes? So, what is the next project to rip off gamers then? Torment 2? Of course it'd be too much to ask to deliver BT4 and WL3 first. Gotta be greedy scum and rip off gamers ASAP!  
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
26. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 17:12 CJ_Parker
 
Eirikrautha wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 17:09:
MacLeod wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 13:08:
CJ_Parker wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 11:50:
Wasteland 2 CEs shipped months after the game came out. People who pledge for physical tiers are lowlife scum in inXile land and get treated as such. Remember how they excluded physical Torment CE backers from beta/early access at first, i.e. how people who pledged $40 for digital got in but people who pledged $100+ for physical got the finger of love?
Well, I got the message loud and clear. I have not backed (after TToN) and I will never back anything that is developed by these assholes ever again. IF my physical Torment CE ever gets here, I'll prolly just trash it right away so I won't have to endure the sight of a product made my total wankers.

Yes. That's how I really feel. Thanks for asking!

Wow... who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

Yes. The WL2 physical rewards came after the digital release... They shipped standard editions the next month, and the CE took until December... they were pretty quick in letting everyone know that they had a delay and apologized for it. To top that off, the physical editions came with digital copies, so you could still play the game at launch. Geez. Drama queen much?

On a Cartesian graph of intelligence versus vocalization, CJ_Parker is buried in the corner of Quadrant II...

Sounds good. Do they have alien pussy in that quadrant?
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
23. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 16:26 CJ_Parker
 
AngelicPenguin wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 16:16:
CJ_Parker wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 11:50:
IF my physical Torment CE ever gets here

Why would you buy the CE? Don't you hate, like, EVERYTHING?

Nope. Not back in 2013 I didn't. Back then I still had hope that these KS devs would actually be honest, different than publishers and that they would treat their pledgers with the respect they ought to deserve for coughing up hundreds of dollars before there even was a game.
Boy was I ever wrong... every single one of the high profile crowdfunded projects of that era was a disappointment in one way or another, mostly because of blatant lies, long delays, feature cuts and other displays of disrespect. Fuck crowdfunding.
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
20. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 15:49 CJ_Parker
 
Remember: These incompetent hacks delayed the game solely because of a simultaneous console release. The PC version has been sitting there finished months ago. If, after all these delays and extra wait time for the consoles, the game ships with any significant bugs then inXile are going to be even more of a laughing stock than they already are.  
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
18. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 15:11 CJ_Parker
 
MacLeod wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 13:08:
Wow... who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

Yes. The WL2 physical rewards came after the digital release... They shipped standard editions the next month, and the CE took until December... they were pretty quick in letting everyone know that they had a delay and apologized for it. To top that off, the physical editions came with digital copies, so you could still play the game at launch. Geez. Drama queen much?

Dude, I have zero, and I mean Z-E-R-O, tolerance for these inXile incompetent dickwads. They delayed TToN for years (no exaggeration... the KS says delivery Dec 2014). It is completely unacceptable if physical rewards are not in every single backer's hands (yes, even the guy in Antarctica) on the game's release date. They've had over four years to prepare all this shit.

And their WL2 apology is worth fuck all if they repeat the same mistake with TToN by being still too lazy and incompetent to ship the physical crap on time.

Finally, being able to play the game on launch but without the CE in hand completely misses the point of having a CE in the first place. People pledge for these CEs to relive the old days when we got nice boxed games with goodies in the box. People might want to read the novel or the manual or check out the map before getting into the game. You can't have that experience if some dumbass developer is too retarded to ship shit within four fucking years.

NewMaxx wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 13:10:
MacLeod wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 13:08:
Wow... who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

Based on recent events, I'm going to guess Russian prostitutes.

Hahaha I wish... I would slurp up that honey dew like a hungry mofo honey badger!
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera
2. Re: Gone Gold - Torment: Tides of Numenera Jan 12, 2017, 11:50 CJ_Parker
 
GinRummy wrote on Jan 12, 2017, 11:11:
Pretty cool interactive video, kinda choose your own story thing. Looking forward to my old Kickstarter for this game to finally pay off, but disappointed that I have to wait six weeks for simultaneous release when the digital code is ready now, if that is what Gold means.

Wasteland 2 CEs shipped months after the game came out. People who pledge for physical tiers are lowlife scum in inXile land and get treated as such. Remember how they excluded physical Torment CE backers from beta/early access at first, i.e. how people who pledged $40 for digital got in but people who pledged $100+ for physical got the finger of love?
Well, I got the message loud and clear. I have not backed (after TToN) and I will never back anything that is developed by these assholes ever again. IF my physical Torment CE ever gets here, I'll prolly just trash it right away so I won't have to endure the sight of a product made my total wankers.

Yes. That's how I really feel. Thanks for asking!
 
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News Comments > For Honor Closed Beta This Month
4. Re: For Honor Closed Beta This Month Jan 11, 2017, 12:33 CJ_Parker
 
Thecakeisalie is not lying here. This game is complete garbage on the PC. Caveat emptor.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
3. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jan 10, 2017, 14:22 CJ_Parker
 
Watch AMD Vega being still not ready for market.  
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News Comments > No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass
41. Re: No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass Jan 10, 2017, 06:25 CJ_Parker
 
DarkCntry wrote on Jan 9, 2017, 23:53:
CJ_Parker wrote on Jan 9, 2017, 14:57:
Kxmode wrote on Jan 9, 2017, 14:48:
Is it too late to get in on this thread's action? Beatnik

Nah. We can still save the thread so let me start with something constructive...

I shall never post again

FTFY

kbruuuh your wish is my command









For the next five minutes.
 
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News Comments > Scalebound Cancelled
8. Re: Scalebound Cancelled Jan 10, 2017, 06:23 CJ_Parker
 
WTF is the world coming to? We are entitled to garbage games from Mickeysoft! They can't just cancel their shit! Class action incoming bitches...  
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News Comments > No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass
39. Re: No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass Jan 9, 2017, 14:57 CJ_Parker
 
Kxmode wrote on Jan 9, 2017, 14:48:
Is it too late to get in on this thread's action? Beatnik

Nah. We can still save the thread so let me start with something constructive...

!!! F-U-C-K E-A !!!
 
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News Comments > No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass
31. Re: No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass Jan 9, 2017, 11:00 CJ_Parker
 
The amount of illiterates in this thread is fucking scary . Low hanging fruit or not but I usually don't comment on illiterate shit cuz the intahnet is full of that crap. However, bored on a Sunday afternoon and being confronted with "it's it's" is too much, man.
I mean you got to actually try to slip inside that mind and figure out what was going on in that little brain when it wrote "it's it's" and how the hell it didn't realize that something was horribly wrong.
WTF do you have to do to completely neglect your lingual hygiene like that? You got to be a lingual hobo... boozed, drugged, shitfaced to the point of total not-giving-a-fuckery.
 
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News Comments > No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass
26. removed Jan 8, 2017, 20:58 CJ_Parker
 
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News Comments > No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass
14. Re: No Mass Effect: Andromeda Season Pass Jan 8, 2017, 15:45 CJ_Parker
 
Slick wrote on Jan 8, 2017, 15:14:
I'll second that the SP campaign of TF2 was incredible, rival's DOOM. It's it's own thing, not doom-esque, but still amazing.

Dude, first a serious question: Did you, like ever in your whole fucking life, get to see a school from the inside?

Also, Doom's SP campaign that has a "story" that can be written down on the fraction of a wet paper napkin was "incredible"? OK. I've become used to extremely low standards around these parts of the net but seriously, d00d...
 
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News Comments > Mass Effect 2 Free on Origin
25. Re: Mass Effect 2 Free on Origin Jan 6, 2017, 06:04 CJ_Parker
 
ZeroPike1 wrote on Jan 6, 2017, 05:49:
Not to mention Origin is alot less useful as Steam, as it is only an EA platform. Annoying? yes. Dumb yes?

What's dumb and annoying is when people keep spreading these lies. Origin has a lot of games from many different publishers. You can buy The Witcher, Pillars of Eternity, Wasteland 2, Risen 2, Blackguards, many Ubi games like AssCreed, WatchDawgz, FarCry series, Splinter Cell, Warner Bros games like Batman series, Tomb Raider, Darksiders, Resident Evil series, Metro Last Light, Hitman, Alan Wake, Sniper Elite, F.E.A.R, This War of Mine, Euro Truck Sims, Titan Quest Anniversary edition, ya know.... dozens upon dozens of non-EA games.

On the question whether to play ME1 before ME2? Hells yeah. You have to! Or at least watch some story summary vidz on YT. The whole premise of the second part like how Shepard got put back together and is now intended to be a Cerberus tool is based on the outcome of the first game. The first game is pretty short (under 20 hours) if you just focus on story so anyone who really wants to get into the series should definitely play it first and not jump straight to no. 2.
 
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News Comments > GeForce Now Streaming Announced
44. Re: GeForce Now Streaming Announced Jan 5, 2017, 16:23 CJ_Parker
 
jdreyer wrote on Jan 5, 2017, 13:44:
Except that no hotel I've ever stayed at (I traveled for work for about six years)...

So, just between the two of us (all ya maggots who don't have me on ignore, skip this post!), which place has the best hookers, dude?
 
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News Comments > Mass Effect: Andromeda in March
2. Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda in March Jan 4, 2017, 21:48 CJ_Parker
 

YAWN!

*Doing the patented, well-documented, and quite unflattering Shepard nap*
 
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