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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Op Ed
1. Re: Op Ed Jun 25, 2017, 11:33 CJ_Parker
 
Obligatory...

Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn
 
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News Comments > Forza Motorsport 7 PC Plans
11. Re: Forza Motorsport 7 PC Plans Jun 24, 2017, 08:48 CJ_Parker
 
Dude, the only REASONABLE solution is to just fuck it and ignore whatever the fuck Microsoft is putting on the Windows store. Who gives a shit about their poorly ported casual Shitbox garbage anyway? Not me, I can tell ya that much.
Fuck Microsoft's lame underhanded, slimy, disgusting attempts to turn the PC into Shitboxes.
Any PC gamer who is supporting this via buying Windows store games should be castrated, tarred and feathered for being a traitor to the PCMR.
 
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News Comments > Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Standalone Coming
1. Re: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Standalone Coming Jun 23, 2017, 19:32 CJ_Parker
 
Hahahahahaha $40 + $15 for the map pack for a remastered CoD. They know no shame but rightfully so. The CoD lemmings will lap this up like it is honey and milk.  
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News Comments > Forza Motorsport 7 PC Plans
2. Re: Forza Motorsport 7 PC Plans Jun 23, 2017, 11:06 CJ_Parker
 
They will also release this on GOG, Steam, Origin, uPlay, right?



Yeah. I lol'ed, too.
 
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News Comments > Get Even Released
2. Re: More like, Get Bored Jun 23, 2017, 11:04 CJ_Parker
 
Now, now, young man. Not so fast. They are still releasing zombie shit games like they never went out of fashion (and maybe they haven't?) so as far as horror/survival is concerned this is just the tip of the iceberg of the humble beginnings.  
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News Comments > Steam Summer Sale Launches
38. Re: Steam Summer Sale Launches Jun 22, 2017, 21:02 CJ_Parker
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 22, 2017, 13:33:
What are stickers?

Does anyone actually enjoy the gamification of the Steam sale?

What gamification? It's adware is what it is. They want you to perform those tasks so you hopefully end up impulse buying a game or a DLC they force you to view while you fulfill their "quests". It's pure 100% marketing and not a game. Besides, they make tons of money from the card trading. Billions. Trillions. The number still needs to be invented.

P.S. on wishlists: Are all of you guys incontinent, senile 90+ year old geezers who can't remember for shit which games they want to buy? Yes? OK. I guessed so.

However, for those of us who are younger and who do still have essential parts of our brains intact: Don't. fucking. wishlist.

Why? Easy. Devs use wishlist metrics for demand. If you see that 13 million cheapskates have wishlisted your game and are apparently waiting for a sale then what do you do?
Right. Unless you're a total numbnut you only lower the price very carefully to test the waters, see how many lemmings bite, wait for the next sale opportunity, test again, and so on.

So by wishlisting you are shooting yourself in the nutsack big time. It's like "here I really want your game for cheap and to show it I will create visible demand". See how totally nonsensical that is?
That is why you don't fucking wishlist.

Use MS Notes, notepad, wordpad, a fucking pen&paper, a kitchen knife and write it in your own blood on the wall, whatever the fuck you do as a reminder is fine but please don't use the retarded official wishlist feature. It will only lead to prices staying high for much longer than necessary.

This comment was edited on Jun 22, 2017, 21:20.
 
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News Comments > Beyond Good and Evil 2 Video
1. Re: Beyond Good and Evil 2 Video Jun 22, 2017, 20:48 CJ_Parker
 
Seeing how the main character is a retarded monkey I am glad that Ubi know who their target audience is (buyers of Ubi clone garbage like AC, FC and WD).  
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News Comments > Bohemia Interactive Releases Free Game and Free Arma 3 DLC
1. Re: Bohemia Interactive Releases Free Game and Free Arma 3 DLC Jun 22, 2017, 20:45 CJ_Parker
 
'nother CS clone. Very exciting. Yaaawwwwwn.  
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News Comments > No Recoil for Destiny 2 Guns on PC?
6. Re: No Recoil for Destiny 2 Guns on PC? Jun 22, 2017, 10:42 CJ_Parker
 
How can you NOT make coke jokes when a total clown like that Noseworthy fella is the fookin' lead designer of a multi hundred million dollar franchise?? Honestly, that is the dumbest fucking shit I have read in a very long time. The guy doesn't even have the April 1st excuse, nothing.
What a completely retarded design direction... as if recoil on the PC had never been done well in a believable fashion. Incredible.
 
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News Comments > Zenimax and Oculus Back in Court
6. removed Jun 22, 2017, 09:07 CJ_Parker
 
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This comment was deleted on Jun 22, 2017, 10:03.
 
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News Comments > Diablo III Rise of the Necromancer Rises Next Week
7. Re: Diablo III Rise of the Necromancer Rises Next Week Jun 21, 2017, 03:20 CJ_Parker
 
Flatline wrote on Jun 20, 2017, 22:08:
15 dollars? LOLOLOL

No.

^ this

Back in the day shit like this this woulda been free to keep the game in the news and in hopes to recoup the (minor) investment from fresh sales of the base game. Nowadays the amount of lemmings who are not just OK with but who are actually BEGGING on their knees to throw $15 or $40 or $60 or $500 (Blizzcon tickets) at Blizzard is staggering.
 
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News Comments > Steam Summer Sale Thursday
1. Re: Steam Summer Sale Thursday Jun 20, 2017, 21:33 CJ_Parker
 
Mental note: Avoid Steam like the plague on Thursday when billions of tards will be hammering the site cuz they MUST know THE MINUTE the sale begins which games are on how deep a discount even though the sale runs for a month or so while discounts will be lame as fuck as usual the last three years. Play an Origin, GOG or uPlay game on Thursday instead. Mental note end.

Oh. And fuck Valve in advance for still not being able to properly scale up their network to meet the demands of a sale onslaught. Losers.
 
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News Comments > HITMAN Free Sample [Updated]
18. Re: HITMAN Episode 1 for Free Jun 20, 2017, 20:46 CJ_Parker
 
Dude. Check under demos and then the popular tab.  
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News Comments > HITMAN Free Sample [Updated]
16. Re: HITMAN Episode 1 for Free Jun 20, 2017, 20:30 CJ_Parker
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 20, 2017, 13:39:
Jerykk wrote on Jun 20, 2017, 12:28:
Quinn wrote on Jun 20, 2017, 11:26:
*the suits sitting around the table*

Suit 1: Lets make it episodic. Shit seems so sell.

Suit 2: Yes! And lets remove any sense of a real story. That shit is expensive.

Suit 3: Yes! And lets show the players all the ways they can assassinate their target, so we can fill up that storyless void with useless replayability. Because achievements!

Suit 4: No idea why we'd do that but these pathetic, completionist fuckers swallow everything as long as it keeps them away from facing real life. So yes!

Suit 2: No reason to be so cynical, Laurens, but yes!

*and HITMAN 2016 was born*

Genuine question: Have you actually played HITMAN 2016? If you have, you would know that it has just as much story as Blood Money, Contracts, Silent Assassin and Agent 47. There is an overarching storyline that is conveyed through cutscenes between missions. All of the missions tie into the storyline as well.

In fact, one could argue that it has more story because they've really fleshed out the targets, NPCs and environments. There's plenty of backstory and side-story to discover in each level, which is part of the reason why the game has so much replayability.

Finally, you might be the only Hitman fan (are you actually a Hitman fan or did you only play Absolution?) that complains about replayability. Seriously, replayability is one of the pillars of the series.

In any case, it's cool of IO to do this, though the headline is misleading. They aren't giving the full Episode 1 for free, only the tutorial levels. Paris is not free.

Genuine question: Can I stealth my way through all the levels without killing anyone?

Dude, it's called Hitman, not Sneaky Pussyman.
 
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News Comments > Black Mesa Delays Xen Again
4. Re: Black Mesa Delays Xen Again Jun 20, 2017, 12:30 CJ_Parker
 
It's the garbage part of HL anyway so they should just fuck it and cancel this shit.  
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News Comments > Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans?
23. Re: Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans? Jun 17, 2017, 05:03 CJ_Parker
 
Yeah those graphics are still better than 99% of the indie pixel garbage on Steam but FREE upgrades would be always welcome, of course.
Knowing Blizzard though we will be lucky if a Diablo 2 remaster sells at under $100.
I don't get why they even bother anyway (except easy cash). Today's Diablo 3 after all the backpedaling and patches essentially is Diablo 2 remastered.
 
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News Comments > Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans?
15. Re: Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans? Jun 16, 2017, 17:21 CJ_Parker
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Jun 16, 2017, 17:14:
CJ_Parker wrote on Jun 16, 2017, 15:57:
Diablo 2 Remastered - only $69.99 for a limited time! Get your exclusive copy and your cow in-game pet by preordering right now. Players who own an active WoW account can also claim a super-exclusive cow companion for the low activation fee of only $19.99 when linking accounts. It does not get better than this. Become a member of the exclusive Blizzard club today and create your B.net account to preorder EVERYTHING we have on offer!

The earlier you pre-order the better the exclusive ingame items you get!

U mean i can haz even BIGGER COW for my pally if i preorder rite away?? OMFG wear is my mum's creditz cardz?? i mussa be prepar3d for P-DAY!!!
 
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News Comments > IO Interactive Goes Indie; Owns Hitman
6. Re: IO Interactive Goes Indie; Owns Hitman Jun 16, 2017, 16:04 CJ_Parker
 
So first they whore themselves out and run the franchise into the ground with a few weak games, all culminating in the super-craptastic episodic MMO garbage and now it's "YIPPIE we own our fucked up beyond recognition franchise again, folks!!!11".

Ummm. OK. Seems legit. Kinda like a pimp who beats the living fuck out of his top gal and then tries to whore her out in the top escort space while she's still all bruised and battered. WTF?!?
 
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News Comments > Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans?
13. Re: Warcraft III and Diablo II Remaster Plans? Jun 16, 2017, 15:57 CJ_Parker
 
Diablo 2 Remastered - only $69.99 for a limited time! Get your exclusive copy and your cow in-game pet by preordering right now. Players who own an active WoW account can also claim a super-exclusive cow companion for the low activation fee of only $19.99 when linking accounts. It does not get better than this. Become a member of the exclusive Blizzard club today and create your B.net account to preorder EVERYTHING we have on offer!  
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