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Re: Another link
May 21, 2004, 20:30
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Re: Another link May 21, 2004, 20:30
May 21, 2004, 20:30
 
DICE is easily up there with top developers that don't care at all about their consumer base.

That seems like a gross overstatement.

~Steve

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Titbits
May 21, 2004, 18:40
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Titbits May 21, 2004, 18:40
May 21, 2004, 18:40
 
Clicked the link; a letdown to say the least.

Final Fantasy Titbits would be a good name for a porn though. Right next to "Solid Snake in: Snake Eater."

~Steve

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Re: She's so trendy and with-it!!!
May 21, 2004, 18:27
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Re: She's so trendy and with-it!!! May 21, 2004, 18:27
May 21, 2004, 18:27
 
I'd play a game where the terrorists are armed fundamentalist christians.

Redneck Rampage?

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 21, 18:28.
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Re: No subject
May 21, 2004, 13:03
3.
Re: No subject May 21, 2004, 13:03
May 21, 2004, 13:03
 
I wonder if it'll piss off fundamentalists in Florida?

~Steve


This comment was edited on May 21, 13:10.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 20, 2004, 13:02
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 20, 2004, 13:02
May 20, 2004, 13:02
 
There is something to be said about someone who focuses too much on how someone writes, and not enough on what they are trying to say.

Yeah, if you can make out what he's trying to say.

~Steve

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Re: Egads!
May 20, 2004, 12:56
12.
Re: Egads! May 20, 2004, 12:56
May 20, 2004, 12:56
 
Zmuda really needs to let that one go...

Heh, well, it seems to be in the spirit of Kaufman. Had me going for a little while, but in any case, it seems lots of people don't know what to think, so it's a pretty good stunt.

EDIT: After seeing more stuff he posted, it doesn't seem so clever anymore, rather lame in fact. Of course people still believe it, but people will believe anything.

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 20, 13:15.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 22:45
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 22:45
May 19, 2004, 22:45
 
Dude, you're quite deluded. I don't recall asking for you to be banned from the forum, let alone for genocide, so your Nazi comparison is quite a stretch.

I must say it was pretty skillful how you just tried to shift the topic. The subject was the incoherence of your ramblings, but you turn around and go on a rant about how I'm some kind of fascist leader or something. Nice try.

You still sound like a drunken exchange student.

EDIT: Here it is, the compilation of choice Dude-isms culled from this thread:

"I can point out several others on this forum that make mispells, just like me!"

"But, I just figured something out??? You're no 'Jedi' you 'Fluke'"

"As well, I am tired of seeing this thread lengthen due to your drunken stupor trying to rationalization me."

"are your nuts begining to precipitate into mincy faggot balls?"

"Herring cumulate in large schools and seek social accolades and community exceptence. There is a flip side to their behavior??"

"Me, I'm an alpha male of sorts, I wait patiently as I pander with protangonist [you are the leader of the dipshits, right?]."

"Actually nina, I am far from being interested in gay shit or lifestyles as noblely prefer ..."

"Now, the definiton of a "TROLL!" speaks for itself. You three fit under that bridge quite well, just like in "Billy goat gruff" and but the goat kicks the trolls asses."

"I'd say with all my blathering amd malaproprisms phraseologies, which I might add if you read the words in books and paid stricter attention to the words uttered in movies you would see that those are "quotable notable" you DAMN IDIOT."

"you know: "in my grill!" - a notable quotable"

"I am metaphoric and therefore I am not clouded by the reigns of proper or improper use of english langauge."

You know what Dude, I take it all back, please don't change.

<3<3<3,

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 19, 23:05.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 21:07
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 21:07
May 19, 2004, 21:07
 
Ha, good one. The caliper part was a nice touch. And no, that wasn't me.

~Steve

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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 20:57
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 20:57
May 19, 2004, 20:57
 
Heh, The Dude should really be hoping that this gets erased and forgotten, but whatever. Bronco, I'm glad you weren't disappointed.

~Steve

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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 20:35
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 20:35
May 19, 2004, 20:35
 
sigh... Dude, you're an idiot. I'm an English major, don't try and play this game with me. Pull your head out of your ass and stop trying to sound so eloquent. That's why you're annoying and that's why no one likes you. You throw around this vocabulary but you constantly misuse and misspell, so you come off like a kid trying to impress a teacher.

Jedi, being valedictorian: The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers a speech at graduation

I know what valedictorian means you twit. It's a noun, not an adjective. One cannot do something in a "valedictorian way." Your usage was incorrect.

Honestly, Jedi... I'm on another plain and I really don't sweat this stuff you contentously chase me on.

That's a hilarious demonstration of what I'm talking about Dude. You meant you're on a higher plane, and you obviously aren't. You're oblivious to your own terrible writing.

I'm original. That's the facts. No glitter no glamour.

No Dude, people were writing poorly long before you came around.

I am metaphoric and therefore I am not clouded by the reigns of proper or improper use of english langauge

That's a poor rationalization. You're a shitty writer and you come across as trying to sound sophisticated. You're not creating anything original, you just write in garbled syntax and in many cases your meaning is lost or obscured. Accept it.

~Steve

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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 18:30
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 18:30
May 19, 2004, 18:30
 
I can recall in the past you didn't make those mistakes. Becoming quite common now?

I tend to edit for clarity or to add something I left out. You'd do well to look into it.

The problem here Jedi is I am not to sure if you are trying to help me or harm me because you come at me in such a malcontentive, valedictorain way

What can you not figure out?

1. I like to egg you on because I think you're funny.
2. I like to make fun of you because your overly long and largely meaningless posts are annoying.
3. I'm still trying to figure out what your deal is.

You know, if you just said "I have a learning disability" or something, everything would make sense, I'd probably feel a little bad, and I'd leave you alone.

I come at you in a valedictorian way? What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, it's not your typos that are perplexing, it's shit like that. What the hell made you stick valedictorian in there? This is just a rough estimate, but I'd wager that of all the words you throw out with three or more syllables, 80% are completely misused.

You are being contemptous.

Yes, I've made no effort to hide that. But I'm thinking you may have been looking for contemptible.

I am laughing so hard.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

I don't get you?

Was that a question?

ignor me, but you don't.

Was that a sentence?

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 19, 18:31.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 17:37
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 17:37
May 19, 2004, 17:37
 
I'll cleanup my sentences when I'm ready, not a the request of you because you don't get it. Too bad.

Ok, here it is, the big secret... nobody understands what the fuck you're talking about except for you. It's not just me, and it's not just the word contrite. You constantly misuse words and use some really bizare syntax. The funny and perplexing part is that you still don't seem to realize this.

And by the way...

I meant contempt, so now you are exhibiting contriteness for me.

No, contempt wouldn't have made sense there either, but keep looking. And I didn't express contriteness for you. Dammit, I just defined the word for you, you no longer have an excuse.

~Steve

P.S. Bronco, I hope you're archiving this.

This comment was edited on May 19, 17:39.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 17:29
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 17:29
May 19, 2004, 17:29
 
I just had a few words with your cheerleader, you know?

I can see that. It wasn't a private message, Slappy. No need to copy and paste your own posts.

I see you're not as omnipotent as you try to come off.

I never claimed omnipotence. That would be pretty neat to have though.

1) fingering is the exercise one par takes for warm practice with a piano. strumming and stringing are all parts of guitar play. Glad I could be of service elevating your knowledge

Ok, I don't play piano. But don't try to talk to me about guitar playing, ass. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I could probably play circles around you, not to mention teach you all sorts of things about harmony and composition. No one on God's green earth says "stringing" when they mean warming up to play guitar.

2) if I lack so much why do comeback so much.

Haven't I made this abundantly clear? You're as amusing as you are perplexing. I find your posts pretty damn funny, and at the same time I'm driven by a curiosity as to what makes you tick. Your posting style is very bizarre and rather unique, in case you've been unaware of that fact as well.

thats sort of like civilized cultures running to aborigines for lessons on how to read.

Heh, so does that make me the civilized culture and you the aborigine? Except I never asked you for lessons on how to read, so I don't follow the analogy.

You think your so smart

You're.

I just love it when people like you form an opinion about someone due to their lack interaction.

Has anyone ever told you that you're quite a hypocrite? And what the fuck is "lack interaction?" The only opinions I've formed about you are based entirely on your inane rants. Your judgements, however, go well beyond anything you could gather from my posts. I mean, call me a sarcastic ass hole or something, at least you'd have a reasonable case.

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 19, 17:34.
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 17:09
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 17:09
May 19, 2004, 17:09
 
That would be amongst a few word cops that assualt me for expressing my views on topics totally unrelated to the witch hunt they've taken on me.

It's amazing. Ok, to be serious for a moment, are you completely oblivious, or what? You're like one of those fat bald guys who goes around hitting on good-looking women and thinking he has a chance. It has nothing to do with your views, whatever those are, and I'm really not a "word cop" - you really don't make sense half the time. You have to realize this. How can you read other people's posts and then read your own and not think something is amiss?

So what do you label your contrite behavior as?

See, there's a good example. Do you know what contrite means?

"Feeling regret and sorrow for one's sins or offenses; penitent."

If you don't, why would you try to use it?

Now, the definiton of a "TROLL!" speaks for itself.

And then there's that stuff. Why the hell do you do that? Have you not realized that it doesn't make sense to put random words in the middle of a sentence in all caps with quotation marks and an exclamation point?

So there you go, that's why people make fun of you.

Here you go dude: http://www.bartleby.com/64/

Have fun!

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 19, 17:13.
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Re: Tony Randall & The Odd Couple
May 19, 2004, 16:47
47.
Re: Tony Randall & The Odd Couple May 19, 2004, 16:47
May 19, 2004, 16:47
 
Same here, and it is usually kool-aid.

Hm, I was thinking of 2C-E myself. A little more potent than kool-aid, pretty entertaining if you've got 6 or 7 hours to kill.

On another note, I used to love Get Smart. I did watch it on TV Land, however.

~Steve

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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 16:01
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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 16:01
May 19, 2004, 16:01
 
Guess what? I'm still here, just like you

And I wouldn't have it any other way! Dude, you continue to grossly misinterpret my intentions.

Oh, and for the record you dumb bastard, I call it "fingering" for piano warmup and "stringing" is just a matter of the warm-up proceedures to play some cords.

Well, chalk those up as Dude-isms then, because no one else calls it that. Stringing a guitar is replacing the strings. Fingering is... well, you should know, being such a ladies' man and all.

But, *wait* let me guess? You aren't asking me anything directly?

Right! But fortunately you find it in your heart to bestow upon us such brilliant replies as the last one regardless. How kind.

Please give me more analytical babble about myself and my persona.

Now dude, that's where you're mistaken. When did I give any analytical babble about you or your persona? All I did is draw attention in a rather sarcastic manner to the fact that you blather like a fool, you make no sense, and you're hilarious. Your posts, on the other hand, are filled with all of these bizarre judgements about my personality, my social life, what animals I resemble, and all kinds of inane crap about your daily life. And of course all the malapropisms and odd phraseologies we've come to expect from you. But that's why you're the dude, right?

So to close I'll take a bit context from your comment you made:"Dude, you complete me."

I guess I do??

: Sigh : Oh, Dude, you had me at hello!

~Steve

This comment was edited on May 19, 16:07.
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Re: Rocket
May 19, 2004, 13:10
27.
Re: Rocket May 19, 2004, 13:10
May 19, 2004, 13:10
 
Ooooh, snap!

~Steve

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Re: Tony Randall & The Odd Couple
May 19, 2004, 12:50
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Re: Tony Randall & The Odd Couple May 19, 2004, 12:50
May 19, 2004, 12:50
 
The best quote from the bobblehead article:

Its two biggest sellers are likenesses of Anna Nicole Smith and Jesus Christ.

I don't know what to think about that.

And I'm tempted to say they should've let the kid who drank the lab chemical die and chalked it up to natural selection. I mean, when I drink lab chemicals, at least I know what they are first! And it doesn't even sound like it was the psychedelic kind, so he really blew it.

~Steve

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Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P
May 19, 2004, 12:40
89.
Re: The real reason Co-op isn't on the P May 19, 2004, 12:40
May 19, 2004, 12:40
 
Just so you'll know, I don't give a flying fart about what you say

That's funny, is that why you keep posting these lengthy replies? I mean, don't stop or anything, you're on a roll.

Today, what did I do? I practiced my keyboard piano sessions, got together with my buddies later today about guitar stringing then we merged into film editing and some art designs with Lightwave and photoshop...

That's funny, I don't recall asking about your day. Why exactly would you get together with your buddies about guitar stringing? You can't string it yourself? If you need some music lessons, feel free to ask me.

are your nuts begining to precipitate into mincy faggot balls?

There's one for the record books! Mincy faggot balls! What'll he think of next? Dude, you complete me.

<3,

~Steve

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Re: Doom 3 looks like shit
May 19, 2004, 00:32
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Re: Doom 3 looks like shit May 19, 2004, 00:32
May 19, 2004, 00:32
 
keke ^_~

keke? Who the hell says keke? I'm sorry, I've been appointed official Word Nazi and that's unacceptable.

~Steve

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