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Signed On Dec 24, 2003, 06:27
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Mushroom Feb 11, 2005, 11:26 JosephBlowski
Good decision on the truck. The newer American cars from the 80's or so onwards seem to always break down the day after the car is paid off.

I think warhawk or warpig, I forget which, made a comment about how entertaining one of my rants about masturbation making people cripples was. I can never tell if people are joking or not.

Go to the story about the HL2 single player das robass mod and go to the site. Click on the info link and look at the picture there. The person displayed shows EXACTLY the symptoms I am talking about. One shoulder way up high, one shoulder way down low. One side of the head smaller than the other. The guy works on computers all the time it says. That is another symptom. The small side of his head contains the social part so it is atrophied. The other big side of the head is the worker part of the head so he loves computers and working. The gap between the main mass of head and the errant lock is the dividing line between the shrunken part of his head and the healthy part.

See why no one tells people what I say? People damaged in this way make excellent slaves. The damage to themselves makes them want to do intense, lonely work without complaint. That is why the common health advice is to "go at it, won't hurt you at all. You don't need anyone if you got your hand so you become solitary and antisocial. What do you do if you don't have people to occupy your time? You work all the time.

To keep the mass of posts small, let me do people's job for them. "Joe Blow! U suck, U are retarded, U don't know what you are talking about, U are stupid, We hate you, Go away, Take your agenda elsewhere, STFU, racist, bigot, all around loser!" There. Can you guys stop yourselves from posting that since I took care of it for you?

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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
1. Torrent site Con Man? Feb 11, 2005, 11:06 JosephBlowski
People are going nuts about this. They posted a picture of the owner of Lokitorrent on the web. They were talking about hunting him down for payback.

I don't know if the ARS article mentions it or not. The owner was asking for donations for a legal site. He received 40 or 50 thousand. Then he closes the site and deals with the MPAA.

People think he is a con man who planned all along to steal the donation money. There is no way to prove for sure where it went.

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69. Prepare for numbering. Feb 10, 2005, 22:57 JosephBlowski
This is what I came by for. To let you guys know they got the pilot project started up. Pretty soon all of you will be a number with a barcode stamped on your head. I would really like to see that. I want to see you talk bad to me while the people you protect are putting a tracking chip on you and stamping a barcode on your forehead.

(When I use the pronoun "you", I mean it to apply to the people talking bad about me. If that is not you, don't let yourself get included in what I wrote)

The only grade school in this rural town is requiring students to wear radio frequency identification badges that can track their every move. Some parents are outraged, fearing it will take away their children's privacy.

The badges introduced at Brittan Elementary School on Jan. 18 rely on the same radio frequency and scanner technology that companies use to track livestock and product inventory. Similar devices have recently been used to monitor youngsters in some parts of Japan.

Hmmm. They use it to track cattle and inventory. Which are you? A slave in the inventory or a source of meat for food?

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67. Re: Bummer Feb 10, 2005, 22:53 JosephBlowski
"wherein the townspeople defeat the monsters by no longer feeding their attention cravings - they stop paying attention to them."

Let's have a bedtime story.

Once upon a time there were a bunch of guys in school. They were all sadists. This means that they liked to hurt people because it made them feel good. What they would do, is they would pick someone out of the crowd and say "Let's give him the silent treatment". They had no reason to. They simply wanted to hurt. The guy would talk to them and they would not answer. They would keep this up until the guy started crying. Then the sadists would go look for a new victim.

After awhile the sadists grew up and became adults. When you are a child, adult is a mystical state that means "you are all grown up. Superior over kids". This is a total lie.

Adults are children in bigger bodies.

Smart people grow up to be bigger smart people. Gabby people grow up to be bigger gabby people. Funny people grow up to be bigger funny people. Sadists grow up to be bigger sadists. But something else also happens to the adults. They get this thing called a conscious that they did not have as a child. A child can be sadistic and not care. They have no conscious. But an adult has a conscious. They know what they are doing and they know what the consequences are.

The Sadists, now that they are bigger, want to hurt people even more than they did as a child. But their conscious prevents them. They know Sadism is wrong. So what do they do? They lie to themselves. The Sadists make up something that allows them to look at their victim not as a human who it is bad to hurt, but as a....terrorist...or a hooligan....or...maybe.... a troll.

See, now that they have labeled the victim a troll, he is no longer human. The conscious only stops the sadist from hurting humans. Now the Sadists have free reign to begin hurting people all over again. All they do is look for someone, anyone, put a label on them to dehumanize them like Troll, and start the torture.

Don't let anyone fool you adults are better. They are all just like the people in your school. You can never escape them. The bullies, the sadists, the name callers, the people that hate you for knowing things, the low people that want to drag you down to where they live. Adulthood is exactly like high school, only it is more dangerous and it hurts more.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
52. Re: Bummer Feb 10, 2005, 18:15 JosephBlowski
"hat we NEED is for YOU to talk less about NOTHING and more about GAMING.

I've always said you had your head screwed on right, xXBatmanXx."

U guys are no fun at all. Just tedious. I yawn while doing this. There has to be one of you that can do some kind of rebuttal. Doesn't there? Let's see if I can do a xxBatmanXX whining tantrum.

What we need from you guys is for YOU to talk less about SOME STUPID DOG and MORE about GAMING you troll who is no good and has body odor and halitosis that would peel paint. None of us like you and we want you out of her NOW. DO WHAT I SAY NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! If you don't do what I say NOW I will have a diaper attack and you will regret it!

There. Did I do it right? I don't mean it at all. I could care less if you guys talk about dogs at Blues News Gaming site. It is not my business. I am not your mother. I do not want to control you or your behavior. Amazingingly enough, it took 2, just 2, small pushes of my scroll wheel to go by that entire page of DOG, NOT GAMING related posts.

So why don't ya'll quite crying and grow up and relax and let people be?

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
51. Re: Bummer Feb 10, 2005, 18:07 JosephBlowski
Jeez, I see all these "Breath" deeply comments and I am thinking someone has finally got some facts for me to joust with.

I get here and it is just another guy having a tantrum. Don't hold your breath. No one cares. You will die if you do not breath. If you want to be outraged, why not do it for a good reason?

Here is your fellow Americans being charged and shot at, beaten and intimidated in the American city of Miami.

Without the News: Michael Jackson’s arrest was used to cover-up the attack by the police in the City of Miami – when forces in league with the lockdown of this nation, decided to send a message to FTAA demonstrators by terrorizing Miami with overwhelming force.

Or you can wonder about the bizarre conviction of a 65 year old lady for conspiracy and terrorism.

These people are nuts. The lady is 65 and about 300 pounds and she is a danger to society? What is really funny? They just let Hakeem Olajuwan off for donating to a "terrorist" charity. Too bad the old lady is not a basketball star. She would have walked away scott free.

EDIT: You know what? I just noticed your sig. Maybe whatever health condition you have that gives you MeatFarts also causes your tantrums/rage problem?

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: nail epidemic Feb 10, 2005, 11:22 JosephBlowski
Heya nin. You know you have opened a can of worms don't ya?

There are no aliens. People are aliens. You can't see it unless you can see it. People are also Angels, Demons, Vampires, Werewolves and Zombies. You can't see it unless you can see it.

You know those aliens from Close Encounters of the Third kind? Those kinds of aliens. As you grow from a child to an adult, if you do what you are supposed to, you will look like that to other people who have evolved. OK, you won't look blue. But you will look like you have those exact big eyes and those long skinny arms and legs and fingers and toes.

See? I am a good person. I will tell you anything I can that will help you become a better person in this life. I want all of you, even the ones stuck doing evils work. I think everyone has to do evil's work for a little while just so they know what evil really is. Then once they are finished playing with evil, you can tell them what they need to know to be good. That is when you want to talk to me. When you are finished with evil and ready to become good.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Bummer Feb 10, 2005, 11:15 JosephBlowski
Got piled on yesterday in the OOTB and the Painkiller threads. I think I gave people what they needed. If you are still unhappy, let me know and I will try to make you happy.

On a completely different subject, can someone tell me what country 9-11 happened in? I thought it was the USA, but then I read this.

Al Felzenberg, former spokesman for the 9/11 commission,

If an Isreali is the spokesman for the 9/11 commission, doesn't that mean that 9/11 happened in Israel? I am so confused ;(

Anyone ever notice that 9/11 is 911, the USA emergency number? You gotta laugh at the humor of people. "Call 911, the USA, (or Isreal depending on the answer to the above question), is under attack!

(Complicity? Yesterday you asked "JoeBlow: I'm curious, after all the entertainment you've given us, I have to ask... what race/nationality/religion are you? I'm just curious and you don't seem to care what people think so I figure you'd answer."

You can ask Enahs to answer your question. He is stalking me because he wants to have gay sex with me. He could probably provide you with a photo or two. I hope he doesn't have a picture of me on the toilet. Dang. Now I am going to be looking at the other guys in the men's room wondering which one is Enahs with his pervert camera

Have a good day all of you, I know I am going to. Peace on Earth! Goodwill to all men!

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
92. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 10, 2005, 10:59 JosephBlowski
Batman, you are becoming incoherent. Look in the mirror and see if there is any white froth around your mouth.
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91. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 10, 2005, 10:57 JosephBlowski
"Yes, you are right Joe… I am stalking you. I love you! Your hair smells purdy. It is not a gay thing, I am just saying I love you, I want to be you!"

I don't know you sir. I think you should be told right out front, so you do not develop any delusions, that the chances of a gay encounter between you and me is Zero. I would say more but I would probably be reported for my opinions on your illness.

If you want to be me, I can teach you. It is easy. Just ask.

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News Comments > Painkiller Gold/Black Editions
25. Re: No subject Feb 10, 2005, 10:52 JosephBlowski
I think we have a communication problem Dagok. I do not understand what you are saying. What is it you need enlightenment on? I was agreeing with you that it is odd for a person to contradict themselves knowingly.

I think you must be paranoid and interpreted what I said as me telling you that you contradicted yourself. It is so hard to really understand people on the internet. Did I get it right this time?

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News Comments > Painkiller Gold/Black Editions
24. Re: JosephBlowski Feb 10, 2005, 10:42 JosephBlowski
"STFU Blowkowski"

There is no need for me to say anything about Zephaleph, his own words demonstrate the type of man he is.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
80. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 10, 2005, 01:51 JosephBlowski
Batman, I threw your words back in your face. I proved you are a liar with your own posts. Then you tell another bald faced lie "10 posts in 2 minutes" because you feel desperate. You are embarrassed that you have been caught red handed lying. That your own words make you look like an ugly person. Anybody can scroll down below your post and see for themselves that I made 3 posts. Why do you insist on lying to all of us and saying bad things about me?

I know it sucks to be wrong. But to grow up big and strong, you have to be able to admit your mistakes. Even if you are embarrassed in front of your friends, you still have to do it. That is what makes you strong, experiencing the embarrassment and surviving. Everyone will still like you if you admit that my facts are correct and that it appears that many of my analytical predictions will come to pass. They will like you because you were truthful. It is an imposition to force them to be false with you and say "yes it is OK with us that you tell us lies batman".

If for no other reason do it because you are selfish. Lying will make you physically and mentally ill. It might take awhile to show itself, but you will suffer if you tell lies. We are all one. When you tell us lies, you are really telling yourself lies. That creates tension inside of your body. Your body is fighting with itself. One part of your body knows you are lying and fights to tell the truth. The lying side of your body will choke and throttle and try to kill the honest side of you. Doesn't that sound bad? Just think what it feels like.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
79. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 10, 2005, 01:34 JosephBlowski
"Careful now Jalon, do not get too upset, it is all in good fun."

Stalker huh? ;(

I am taking a picture of this post right now for safe keeping. If something happens, you guys all know who the stalker was.

For those that do not know what Enahs is up to. You can find out anyones name from the DNS registration for their website. You know their website, you know who they are. People like Enahs think that gives them power. It only does if you surprise the person so they think "Holy Cow! How did this crazy get my name". But if you know that any person with a urge to be troublesome can find your name, you just shake your head and wonder why they don't have the courage to come straight out and admit what they are up to.
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News Comments > Painkiller Gold/Black Editions
15. Re: No subject Feb 10, 2005, 01:32 JosephBlowski
"Funny how people complain about games that focus on one location style (Doom 3 & Far Cry...yes people complained about all the islands looking the same.), but when there is a game that offers up alot of map variety you complain about that too."

That is odd, for a person to contradict themselves like that. Is the person(s) you have in mind aware that they are contradicting themselves? Lots of people never realize what they do. It is like they are blind to their own actions. Instead of calling them a complainer, maybe you shoud check and see if they know that they have confused you with their contradictory opinions? They might clear your confusion up right away with no need for you to call them names.

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News Comments > Painkiller Gold/Black Editions
14. Re: Nice, but too late. Feb 10, 2005, 01:28 JosephBlowski
"Anyone who's played a good amount of multiplayer FPS should be used to being dropped in a random map anyway"

Interesting. Serious Sam, Quake, Half Life, Half Life 2, DOOM, Armed and Dangerous, Unreal, Unreal II...the ones that come immediately to mind, all had a series of maps with 1 theme. I must have missed the games you are talking about. They are so unique I didn't even know they existed. I will give you the jump in HL from Black Mesa to Xen. That was one oddball jump.

"The cutscenes weren't that bad at all"
I guess we all have different experiences and expectations. I have watched lots of cutscenes. I am spoiled by Diablo, Warcraft, Dawn of War. I also watch animation for enjoyment. There are many student demo reels I have seen with better producution quality than the painkiller cutscenes.

"And the enemies... seriously, what's wrong with the enemies?
Different expectations again. Serious Sam was what? 3 or 4 years ago? Isn't Halo that old? I expected Painkiller, being released last year I believe, to show something better than 4 year old games. I am decent at FPS games. Painkiller was too easy. I played nightmare and basically walked thru it. I have to play with the weakest weapons to make it challenging. Whatever label you put on that, that was my dissatisfaction with the enemies.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
76. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 9, 2005, 23:41 JosephBlowski

"Yeah, but you would think if someone ran a propaganda website, they wouldn't feel the need to hijack the message boards of a gaming site. A GAMING SITE!

If we gave a shit, we would go to said person's website and read."

"I didn't attack you directly,"


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75. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 9, 2005, 23:38 JosephBlowski
I will now sleep better, knowing I am under you skin.

Thank you. I feel loved. I don't argue on here, cause you are a troll.And I won't feed you."

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72. Re: .sig says all I want to say. Feb 9, 2005, 23:27 JosephBlowski
"eah, but you would think if someone ran a propaganda website, they wouldn't feel the need to hijack the message boards of a gaming site. A GAMING SITE!

If we gave a shit, we would go to said person's website and read"

I just read the "Don't feed the trolls" in someones sig. I have removed my justified reply to this rude person for that reason. Sorry guys. I don't like to judge people. Calling someone who I don't know very well a "troll" goes against my nature.
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71. Re: To those who are unhappy Feb 9, 2005, 23:21 JosephBlowski
"Such a surprise. Editors usually don't print letters from nutbars,"

You know, I just saw the "Don't feed the trolls" in someone's sig. I have removed my reply for that reason.

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