He was pissed that they canned the Full Throttle sequel.

This comment was edited on Oct 10, 01:48.

The Foxtrot kid looks like John Carmack.

looky, Fred can spell "PENIS" with smileys. You don't have to hide it buddy. This is a place where doom folks and hl folks get along in harmony; a site where ATI and nVidia cards are seen as equals. I'm sure everyone here agrees that if you want to smoke the meat pipe, we won't judge.

Consider this as an opportunity for those of you who fit the lard-assed, social skills only exist forums, computer-obsessed-fucks, profile to get up, get out and realize that there is life beyond computer games. Big fucking deal; games get delayed all the time (no, really?).

Bravo to those that "knew this was going to happen all along", your fucking esp is amazing!

You kiddies re-hash the same shit on every fucking news post. You predictions, arguements, jokes, slams, trolls, insights are to the mind what grits are to the tastebuds.

fredrickson is the only reason any of this is even entertaining.

Might I close with a preemptive FUCK OFF to your high-brow attempts to refute the obvious, disect my grammar, insult my intelligence or my sexuality, label me a fanboy or a troll, blah blah blah.

Want a quality RPG? ARCANUM is it. 20 bucks or less almost anywhere. Still good to look at and kick-ass to play.

http://arcanum.sierra.com/game/game-overview.html

"It features a number of challenging puzzles and is set in 40 different locations. Gamers will enjoy more than 25 hours of game-play..."

that sounds like plenty

What's your name again?!?

It is an "item" if you consider the DirectX update as one of many updates availble through Windows Update.

you can subt the in-game muzak w/ your own mp3's (in the full game at least)

my computer for doom ]|[

http://www.outlawnet.com/~jboatno4/ts1000.jpg

You do want the game though; you just don't want to pay too much for your muffler:

quote by furious
I'll pick up the UT2K3 when it hits the < $20 Bargain Bin at CompUSA. Then I'll buy UT2K4 in the same mannor. I'm simply not going to pay $50 for expansion sets.

That's all cool my friend. BOMB = $$$ in the pocket. I'm cool with that.

edit: (i type like a beotch)
This comment was edited on Jul 15, 16:04.

Wow, how original. You must be pretty smart and successful in RL.

thanks for the compliment! i knew you were more than just big asshole with small opinions.

This comment was edited on Jul 15, 15:49.

furious please make a better game. let me know how it's going!

bunch of masterdebaters

About the H. in Jesus H. Christ -

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html

I vote for Jesus Bob Christ!

What does the "H." stand for in Jesus's name?

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soldner is gonna be great..i love russian military hardware

please feel free to handle my russian rocket at any time!

The Lady, The Biker and the Businessman
(Embellished to appeal to the forums' more discriminating humorists)

An attractive lady and her biker boyfriend enter an establishment of alcoholic libations and he's off to urinate.

Standing at the bar next to the delicate creature, a drunken businessman gazes upon her body and states, "Nice Breasts!"

Annoyed yet diplomatic, our lady asks him to refrain from such remarks, and then quickly returns to her drink.

Amused, not deterred, the businessman leans back, scans her posterior and says, "Nice Rump!"

Angry now, Miss threatens that if said sir insists on further use of vulgar comments; her unfriendly (yet muscular) boyfriend is going to deliver some physical unpleasantries about his person.

Chuckling, the man insists on pressing his luck and says, "You know, I'd like to turn you upside down, pour beer in your vaginal area and drink it!"

Enraged, our lass beckons her man at an elevated decibel.

Rushing to the weighty cry of his love, our towering hero inquires to the nature of her request.

She explains:

"This man stated that I have nice breasts..."

(The able-bodied boyfriend rolls up his right sleeve)

"Then, he continued with a comment about my nice rump!""

(The strapping monstrosity rolls up his left sleeve)

"Lastly, he announced that he'd prefer to invert me, fill my woman-ness with beer and partake of it!"

(At this, her motorcycle enthusiast beau quickly and nervously rolls both sleeves back down.)

Horrified by his actions she exclaims, "Will you not defend my honor?!?!"

"I'm sorry my dear..." he replies, "but I hasten to engage in fisticuffs with a man who can consume that quantity of alcohol!"

I shit in your pool