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| News Comments > Unreal Turns 20 - Get Unreal Gold for Free |
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Re: Unreal Turns 20 - Get Unreal Gold for Free |
May 22, 2018, 19:04 |
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Primalchrome wrote on May 22, 2018, 18:36:
Damnation, I'm old.
I clicked on the comments to post exactly this. Even my reflexes are too slow to be first on a comments thread these days  |
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| News Comments > Battlefield V Battle Royale Plans? |
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Re: Battlefield V Battle Royale Plans? |
Apr 19, 2018, 12:14 |
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Beamer wrote on Apr 19, 2018, 10:45:
I feel like Fortnite is the first big PC game this place has completely missed the trend on. A few people here occasionally say they enjoy it, but there's no real mention of it. But it's the biggest thing in gaming right now, with kids being utter lunatics for it.
I can't think of a single major video game trend this place has basically ignored. Even Pokemon Go had more enthusiasm around here.
We're old, guys. Speak for yourself, I've been playing it for a couple of hours a day, fragging them whippersnappers, since just before Christmas  |
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| News Comments > Battlefield V Battle Royale Plans? |
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Re: Battlefield V Battle Royale Plans? |
Apr 19, 2018, 09:54 |
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Is there a BR game where you can make/break alliances with other players? I know Fortnite has a squad based mode, but I'd like to see a game where you can emerge from cover with a 'Handshake' symbol over your head, indicating that you want to team up with others, and then later, after you've decimated the rest, you get to stab each other in the back  |
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| News Comments > Star Citizen Alpha 3.1 in March |
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Re: Star Citizen Alpha 3.1 in March |
Jan 6, 2018, 16:24 |
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In a crowd funded galaxy, not too far away...
Roberts: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Wing Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule.
Roberts: I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast they can.
Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Roberts: I tell you that this Star Citizen will be operational as planned.
Vader: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Roberts: But he asks the impossible. I need more Space Hookers.
Vader: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Roberts: [alarmed] The Emperor's coming here?
Vader: That is correct, Wing Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Roberts: We shall double our efforts. And our pay.
Vader: I hope so, Wing Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as gullible as I am. |
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| News Comments > Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay? |
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Re: Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay? |
Oct 16, 2017, 17:21 |
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They reckon that the sun will die five or so billion years from now, so whether "Scam Citizen: Squandering 142 million" will ever see the light of day is anyone's guess. But please don't let it be Roberts', as he'll try to monetize it.  |
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| News Comments > FIFA 18 Kicks Off |
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Re: FIFA 18 Kicks Off |
Sep 30, 2017, 06:19 |
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| It's interesting how little time of that two-minute long video is spent actually displaying the game, perhaps in a vain effort to disguise how bland it really is. In my case, though, they aren't exactly preaching to the converted, as I find the notion of chasing an inflatable spheroid about as appealing as watching the grass on a muddy field grow. |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Aug 19, 2017, 13:24 |
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| I can't believe Sonny Landham was 46 when he starred in Predator. RIP Sonny, the echo of your laugh at Hawkins' 'pussy' joke will live on forever. |
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| News Comments > Op Ed |
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Re: Op Ed |
Jun 25, 2017, 11:53 |
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| I think the point that he's making is that it's staggering that CIG sees the need to take out a loan in the first place, considering how much $$$ they've fired into some nebulous enterprise. |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
May 14, 2017, 20:17 |
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Old Chinese proverb say, "Man who buy wife present from gas station, end up eating at gas station"  |
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| News Comments > NY Times on Star Citizen |
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Re: Re: NY Times on Star Citizen |
May 11, 2017, 03:55 |
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"A sentient, massive entity which threatened Earth in 2271, en route to find its "Creator." In doing so, W'Cer destroyed anything it encountered by digitizing it for its memory chamber.
Generating a power field "cloud" about itself of over 22 AUs in diameter, the entity had gained sentience after unknown aliens repaired the old Earth video game that formed its core — Wing Commander IV, whose name in corrupted English gave the sentience its name.
The entity, which viewed organic lifeforms as carbon-based units "investing" in starships, later joined with Starfleet's Lt. Ilia and Cmdr. Chris Roberts and evolved into a higher, yet unknown lifeform." |
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| News Comments > Morning Tech Bits |
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Re: Morning Tech Bits |
May 3, 2017, 16:06 |
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Killer Kane wrote on May 3, 2017, 11:58:
"Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie?"
Pretty cool, but I prefer "I love you too, sweetheart" from the original. |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Apr 27, 2017, 19:00 |
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| Happy 21st Anniversary Blue! Transposition is a bitch, as I only made it to 12 years, but here's to hoping you guys stay together for another 21 |
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| News Comments > More on the Star Citizen Roadmap |
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Re: More on the Star Citizen Roadmap |
Apr 16, 2017, 19:57 |
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SFanderson wrote on Apr 16, 2017, 16:42:
I can't help but laugh every time I see Star Citizen on blues. The people here are an overwhelming minority with regards to their views on this game. Like seriously, this is the Westboro Baptist Church of the gaming community.
Perfect summation of Blues vitriol towards this game is the homeless guy here: https://youtu.be/phxRZXd6r9E?t=12
Hahaha
Neat video, but I think the roles are slightly skew whiff, as we're not the ones who are likely to end up homeless as a result of spunking money on a nebulous, sprawling, never-to-see-the-light-of-day space train wreck.  |
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| News Comments > Star Citizen Free Fly & Roadmap |
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Re: Star Citizen Free Fly & Roadmap |
Apr 16, 2017, 19:49 |
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WaltC wrote on Apr 16, 2017, 08:18:
Wouldn't it be wonderful if all of the armchair RSI financial critics and prognosticators of Star Citizen doom & gloom would apply the same hypercritical yardstick to the runaway US federal government in terms of the long-running deficit-spending con it's been running on the American people for the last 50 years (at least)? Hallelujah!...;) You bet it would be a refreshing change!
I might be tempted to do that Walt, but for two things:
1. I come here to read about, and discuss, video games.
2. I'm not American, so US fiscal policy doesn't really interest me at all. |
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| News Comments > Star Citizen Free Fly & Roadmap |
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Re: Heroes of the Storm 2.0 Plans |
Apr 16, 2017, 05:40 |
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Kxmode wrote on Apr 15, 2017, 18:37:
Chris Roberts: "No one has ever attempted to build a game as ambitious as Star Citizen and I doubt any publisher would have the patience or stamina that it requires to build something that breaks molds the way Star Citizen does."
Classic Chris Roberts. He now promises Star Citizen can break molds.
Effectively, he's a calling it a big, wobbly amorphous jelly, without form or function.
Edit: Does anyone have a link to a graph, with decades elapsed on the x-axis and dollars spunked on the y-axis to see if funding is tailing off for this farce?
This comment was edited on Apr 16, 2017, 06:01. |
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| News Comments > Star Citizen Free Fly & Roadmap |
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Re: Star Citizen Free Fly & Roadmap |
Apr 15, 2017, 14:19 |
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Ben Kenobi: We'll pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.
Chris Roberts: Seventeen? [Ben nods] Okay, you guys got yourselves a ship. We'll be ready when you are. Docking Bay 94.
/Exit Kenobi & Skywalker
Chris Roberts: Seventeen Thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. Chewie, get back to the ship and prepare the hype drive.
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| News Comments > Don Bradman Cricket 17 Released |
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Re: Don Bradman Cricket 17 Released |
Jan 17, 2017, 19:26 |
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| It's worse than that, they actually burn their equipment at the end of the game! I believe it was the great Hendrix himself who witnessed such incendiary behaviour, subsequently being inspired to burn his own 'bat' after each music match that he played. |
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