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Real Name Warrick T. Hambone   
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Description Average American tighty-whitey wearin' carnivore. Go Seahawks and Mariners!
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Signed On Jan 8, 2000, 18:42
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
31. Re: No subject Dec 13, 2005, 15:20 WarPig
 
WTF? No tap water... just like that, no announcement. Happens several times a year here. Almost unheard of in Sweden.

Hmmmm, I've never had that happen in my life... and I'm old!

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36. King Kong Dec 12, 2005, 23:20 WarPig
 
Wow, the early reviews of King Kong are coming in and so far it's rating a very impressive 92% at Rotten Tomatoes:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_kong/

I wasn't sure if Peter Jackson could pull this off but it's looking like maybe he did. If so, he's going to right up there with any director on the planet as far as being able to do whatever project he wants (if he wasn't already).

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29. Re: No subject Dec 12, 2005, 09:41 WarPig
 
Oh by the way, ever seen a little section called Out of the Blue? Notice how it doesn't have anything to do with games?

That'd be a real good point if this actually was an Out of the Blue section.

Seems like a lot of Sunday's threads got a little mean spirited, maybe because a lot of us are already fed up with being cooped up with the harsh pre-winter weather. Wait, what am I saying, these are gamers, most of them hope to never leave the house.

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9. Re: Pryor Dec 11, 2005, 14:48 WarPig
 
I remember repeatedly sneaking Pryor's album, Was It Something I Said?, out of my parents room to listen to it. Actually I think my dad knew about it but also knew that he would have to side with mom if I ever got caught. Come to think about it, maybe mom didn't even know dad had it.

The classic all-time great joke from that album (I doubt that there's anyone who hasn't heard it already):

So there're these two guys who have the biggest dicks in the world and meet up to have a contest to see who is biggest. As they're walking around trying to figure out where to have the contest they find themselves crossing the river over a bridge and one of the guys says, "Seeing all this water is making me realize that I've got to pee." The other guy says, "Yeah, me too". So they stop right there and start peeing over the side of the bridge and the first guy says, "Man, that water is cold!" The other guy says, "Yeah, and it's deep too!"

I used to fish a lot and I don't think there was ever a time whenever my fishing buddy or I had to piss off the side of the boat that the first guy didn't set the other one up with a comment on how cold the water was.

Ehhh, either way it was a thousand times funnier hearing Pryor tell it. R.I.P. Richard.

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24. Re: Dead? Dec 9, 2005, 22:41 WarPig
 
Are people actually working today?

Oh hell no! I took a 3 hour power nap today. The one good thing about not being able to carry over vacation days is being "forced" to take them at the end of the year. With the three days I have to take off in addition to the two holiday days, I'm going to have five four day work weeks in a row.

The only downside is it's 20 degrees outside with freezing fog - beats snow though, although not by that much.


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News Comments > Into the Black
7. Re: Fat Burger Dec 7, 2005, 09:40 WarPig
 
Some of the best burgers I've ever had were in various taverns and it seems like where ever I go I can pick out any rustic looking bar or tavern and get a kick-ass burger. There's a local one here, Jack-sons, who serves up my favorite teriyaki burger (hold the tomato).

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News Comments > Into the Black
9. Re: Domination Dec 6, 2005, 09:40 WarPig
 
Not sure if Koy Detmer and McMahon are really qbs against whom one can make a statement. Though, if you doff a few of the TDs-from-INTs (and I count Koy's int in the late 2nd), there is still a respectable score for that offense.

Wonder why philly could stop LT but not Alexander.

And Holmgren clearly called off the dogs as soon as they returned that fumble early in the third quarter. Hasselback actually wasn't looking very accurate last night either but it obviously didn't matter.

Alexander really hadn't started going yet - 18 carries for 49 yards isn't very good, although he often has stats like that in the first half before going off in the second.

Overall this obviously didn't mean the Seahawks are that good or the Eagles are that bad, it was just one of those games that gets away from a team every now and then.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
46. Re: No subject Dec 5, 2005, 23:28 WarPig
 
The drunk naked guy running across the field?

It's 42-0 in the third quarter, plus it's freezing and snowing... he might be on his way home right now.

I don't mean that in a mean spirited way either, as a Seahawk fan I've definitely been-there-done-that.

So Batman, are the Vikings getting you excited yet? I've always liked Brad Johnson. Believe it or not I was a huge Viking fan right up until the 'Hawks were moved to the NFC. The Vikings were my team before Seattle had a team - way back in the pre-Metrodome Tarkington, Forman, Page, and Eller days.

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43. Re: No subject Dec 5, 2005, 21:02 WarPig
 
Now everyone be quiet, the Seahawks are on Monday Night Football.

Oh, and look out for Bronco in the stands tonight!

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42. Re: No subject Dec 5, 2005, 20:59 WarPig
 
But you forgot shiny metal!

No, I left out big hairy... because, like I said, I am a gentleman.

I mean…come on…for real! It is so obvious!

Ummmm ok, whatever you say Enahs.

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37. Re: No subject Dec 5, 2005, 19:50 WarPig
 
Because I'm a gentleman, my reply to you will not be so crass because I don't remember seeing that in the trailer!

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34. Re: No subject Dec 5, 2005, 19:14 WarPig
 
Too bad they killed his GF off early in the first movie as Franka Potente is the hot!

A little of the ol' SST would have been appreciated there my friend as I haven't seen the movie yet!

The first movie kept pissing me off too with over obvious speeding up the film to make Matt seem like a bad ass.

You'd rather Bourne look like some overpaid Hollywood actor who couldn't fight his way out of his favorite Beverly Hills hair salon? I know what you're saying, but personally I didn't mind the way they did the first one. At least they weren't doing those wire tricks where the guys fly twenty feet through the air after being hit - that's what pisses me off in a lot today's movies.

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23. Re: College Football Dec 5, 2005, 15:47 WarPig
 
Sigh. For a sport with SO MANY FANS and with such a culture, you'd think we could come up with a system that gives us the most appealing match-ups in all four games, right?

It'd be so simple too. This year it'd be USC vs. Ohio State in the Rose Bowl and Texas vs. Penn St. in the Orange Bowl (or whatever) with the winners playing for the national title. That would be only one extra game and it'd be a huge money maker. Plus, if ND had beaten USC we'd probably see Texas vs. USC and ND vs. Penn State which still would been more than acceptable. Sure, there's always going to someone whining about being left out but I'd think you can usually make a point the the best team in the nation will always be ranked in the top 4.

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20. Re: That's My Story, Sticking To It Dec 4, 2005, 21:43 WarPig
 
But you forgot to work in the refrigerator part ....

I was waiting for a skunk reference.

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19. Re: NFL Sunday Dec 4, 2005, 21:40 WarPig
 
The Seahawks don't play until tomorrow and they clinched their division today. Next goal, home field advantage - which they need!

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26. Re: New TSA rules Dec 2, 2005, 15:38 WarPig
 
This whole banning of small knives and such was stupid from the get-go. The only reason the 911 hijackers were able to get away with using box-cutters was because up until then being hijacked rarely meant anything but an inconvenience, albeit a very scary one. Which is why most people had the "let them have what they want and no one gets hurt" mentality. Hell, once the people on the last flight found out what fate was in store for them they took the terrorists out - but of course by then it was too late.

Anyway, my point is that I can't see the threat of anything, including maybe a gun, that would keep a whole plane full of people (who believe they'll die if they do nothing) from taking action - especially before the hijacker has a chance to get into the cockpit. Nailclippers? Pocket knives? Puhleeez.

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25. Re: Bigfoot? Dec 2, 2005, 15:25 WarPig
 
Seriously, that place is a long way from WarPig or myself. But it's closer to WarPig. He's got dibs on checking it out .....

It is very close to where I spent Thanksgiving (Vancouver), but I'm not checking it out, it might be my Uncle Caveman and I'm scared of him.

And Happy Birthday to complicity, you young whippersnapper you!

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12. Re: traffic circles Dec 2, 2005, 09:32 WarPig
 
By god I hate those things. There's one on the street to my new place, and it's brutal.

Here, over the past couple years they've put traffic circles in a few increasingly busy intersections to replace four-way stops and I love them. The wait time to get through those intersections is far, far less. And as for the people who don't get how to get through them correctly, I'm pretty sure they were the same people who couldn't handle the four-way stops either, so we all have to deal with them no matter what.

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15. Re: drinking songs Dec 1, 2005, 01:37 WarPig
 
or another very un-PC drinkin' song... "Arrested For Drivin' While Blind" by ZZ Top.

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3. No subject Nov 30, 2005, 21:40 WarPig
 
Two Out of the Blue's in one day! Today must be a Blue's News collectors edition.

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