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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 339 (Amateur)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

7. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 14, 2019, 13:44 Porn-O-Matic
 
Those who disagree with spaying or neutering dogs (or cats), are the same people who should also shut the fuck up when the overpopulation of them leads to more being euthanized. You can't have it both ways, morons.  
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News Comments > On Microsoft Flight Simulator VR Plans

7. Re: On Microsoft Flight Simulator VR Plans Oct 14, 2019, 13:26 Porn-O-Matic
 
Since I jumped on the VR bandwagon about a year ago and got a HMD of my own, one of my biggest pet peeves are the spoiled little pissy-pants VR bitches who make bullshit statements like, "I won't buy it if it doesn't support VR", or "I refuse to play 2D games now."

Fuck those snot-nosed cocksuckers. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

As awesome as VR can be (and I have over 60 VR games so far) I'll be the first to tell you that it's not THAT great, not by a long shot, and it's certainly not anywhere NEAR great enough to make me give up on 2D gaming or refuse to buy a game that doesn't have VR support. I am FAR more disappointed that FS 2020 won't have helicopters at launch than I am about not having VR. Besides, the frame rate and resolution clarity of my 1440p gaming monitor is going to be more satisfying than even the best VR headset anyway.

You also know that if they rush to get VR support at launch, it will probably not be optimized and you're just going to see those same VR pussies get their panties all wadded up over THAT shit. OMFG, what-fucking-ever.
 
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News Comments > Ubuntu 32-bit Reprieve

2. Re: Ubuntu 32-bit Reprieve Jun 25, 2019, 13:07 Porn-O-Matic
 
FUCK LINUX.  
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2019, Part 14

2. Re: It Came from E3 2019, Part 14 Jun 21, 2019, 13:57 Porn-O-Matic
 
Of all the dumb gaming ideas, streaming games over the internet is the dumbest idea ever. It's not even a new idea! It failed miserably before, and it will fail miserably again. Not only is it a losing prospect for developers financially, but it's technologically fraught with far too many shortcomings to work as imagined. (And you have to have a pretty fucked up imagination to even get that far.)  
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization

9. Re: Sunday Mobilization Jun 10, 2019, 13:52 Porn-O-Matic
 
And next month someone will release a different study that says using a GPS is shown to prevent Alzheimer's, or some other crap. So-called scientists, doctors, researchers... whatever, nobody knows shit any more.  
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News Comments > Cyberpunk 2077 Date

51. Re: Cyberpunk 2077 Date Jun 10, 2019, 13:49 Porn-O-Matic
 
And they're already taking pre-orders... smh  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

10. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 13:28 Porn-O-Matic
 
No, you don't need to wash your fucking produce. That's pure fear-mongering bullshit fabricated by a bunch of pansy-ass snowflakes spouting fake science.

Climate change posing an "existential threat"??? Yeah, the world will end someday, and it will be caused by mankind, but it will have NOTHING to do with the environment. How it happens has been written down for over 2000 years, but nobody knows how to read anymore... they're too busy worrying about stupid shit, like washing produce.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

3. Re: Out of the Blue May 10, 2019, 13:23 Porn-O-Matic
 
Until someone can properly eradicate the illegal poaching of tigers, the ones in the cages are much safer, and will have a better chance at breeding more tigers than the ones in the wild, but some people are obviously too fucking retarded to figure that out. They care more about serving their own personal philosophy than actual facts.  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs

2. Re: Evening Legal Briefs May 2, 2019, 14:06 Porn-O-Matic
 
Maybe if Apple made products that aren't worthless pieces of shit to begin with...  
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News Comments > Evening Previews

22. Re: Evening Previews May 2, 2019, 13:54 Porn-O-Matic
 
I said it 2 years ago, and I'm going to say it again; At the rate Star Citizen is going, and HAS been going, even a game like No Man's Sky will end up becoming a better and more complete gaming experience before Star Citizen ever makes it into an official beta state to say nothing about an actual final release, which will likely NEVER happen.  
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News Comments > Borderlands 3 Gameplay Trailer

10. Re: Borderlands 3 Gameplay Trailer May 2, 2019, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
MORE loot?? Hell, I didn't know what to do with 95% of the loot from the last game. I don't see the point.  
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News Comments > Morning Crowdfunding

11. Re: Morning Crowdfunding Roundup Apr 26, 2019, 13:28 Porn-O-Matic
 
OMFG this is so awesome, I'm laughing so hard right now!! LOLOLOL! Regardless of any money they may have contributed, game communities are rife with wannabe gamers who are little more than toxic, entitled, little pissant crybabies who believe that developers only exist to serve them. Those gamers need to be slapped in the face with the harsh reality that they do NOT deserve what they want just because they lie down on the floor and throw a tantrum like a fucking 4-year-old. They should have been smart enough to know what they were putting their money into, and if not, oh well, sucks to be them. Gamers have never been in any position to make demands and I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing these kinds of shit-eating cockroaches ruining the industry for developers, from both the AAA studios and the indie scene as well. I stand behind the developers 100% on this.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

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News Comments > Out of the Blue

10. Re: New fossils suggest humans evolved in Europe, not Africa Apr 23, 2019, 13:42 Porn-O-Matic
 
More like, "New fossils suggest that scientists are constantly wrong and have no clue where we evolved." (And they always will be wrong, because "evolution" is just one of Satan's many lies.)  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue

20. Re: The bees living on Notre Dame's roof survived the fire Apr 22, 2019, 13:43 Porn-O-Matic
 
That's because the melting point of bees is higher than the temperature that a wood fire burns.  
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News Comments > Chris Roberts on Fixing Anthem

58. Re: Chris Roberts on Fixing Anthem Apr 22, 2019, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Heh... he's not saying anything that I haven't been saying for almost a decade now. Truth bomb: Most gamers today are whiney, spoiled, entitled little bitches who expect far too much from their games.  
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News Comments > etc.

13. Re: Time Magazine says Ninja is one of the world’s 100 most influential people Apr 17, 2019, 14:23 Porn-O-Matic
 
Ninja who? Seriously. I have no idea who that is, and somehow, I get the feeling I'm better off for it.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance

3. Re: Dad locked out of iPad for 48 years... Apr 10, 2019, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
 
Fake or not, this is your daily reminder: Fuck Apple.  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs

2. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Apr 9, 2019, 13:14 Porn-O-Matic
 
Bitcoin is the ONLY fucking reason that ransomware works at all and the criminals behind ransomware attacks would have no recourse without it. How the economic leaders of the world can't see through to banning this shit is beyond comprehension. (Oh wait, maybe some of those economic leaders have their hands in those criminal operations...)  
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News Comments > Op Ed

10. Re: Op Ed Apr 9, 2019, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
Metro Exodus outsold Last Light because people were excited for the next Metro game, period. There's zero data that would suggest that it wouldn't have sold just as well had it been only on Steam, and the notion that the Epic store had anything to do with increased sales is utter bullshit.  
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