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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 264 (Amateur)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. California going to space to fight climate change. Sep 17, 2018, 13:53 Porn-O-Matic
 
Fighting climate change... that would be like the Flat-Earth people saying that if the Earth isn't flat, they'll jump up and down on it to MAKE it flat. Californians are some seriously stupid motherfuckers. They're about one step away from claiming that using your eyes to see causes cancer... in other people... who don't live in California.  
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News Comments > Op Ed
24. Re: Op Ed Sep 17, 2018, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
 
"...easy access to extremely graphic content..." Easy?? Extremely graphic? EXTREMELY GRAPHIC?!? Obviously, they don't have any grasp of what those words really mean or have never actually seen material that truly qualifies for such a lofty adjective. This game doesn't even come close to actual graphic content that kids can see with a 3-second Google Image search for REAL porn (and not this cartoon pseudo-porn), but I guess since the NCSE has absolutely no power over Google or Bing, they decide to make wildly inaccurate claims while playing the school bully with Steam.

 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
2. Re: Single-player not going anywhere Sep 11, 2018, 14:06 Porn-O-Matic
 
What I've been saying for years.  
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News Comments > GOG.com Says FCK DRM
5. Re: GOG.com Says FCK DRM Aug 21, 2018, 13:29 Porn-O-Matic
 
My music? Wrong. All my music is in M4A and MP3 format (over 17,000 files) that are 100% DRM free that will play on any device, any place, at any time, with or without an internet connection. Only chumps who stream music through an online service are at the mercy of DRM.  
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News Comments > On Flight Sims versus Actual Flying
18. Re: On Flight Sims versus Actual Flying Aug 15, 2018, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
Next up: Libtards call for legislation to ban realistic flight simulators. (I know, it sounds like a joke, but isn't.)  
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News Comments > On Flight Sims versus Actual Flying
17. Re: On Flight Sims versus Actual Flying Aug 15, 2018, 13:34 Porn-O-Matic
 
Kxmode wrote on Aug 15, 2018, 13:22:
Mr. McSpadden said he found it highly unlikely that Mr. Russell had the skills simply from a simulation.

That's how pilots train to fly planes.

Uh, no, they don't. Not entirely. They have dozens of hours of classroom training and supervised flight time before they are certified as actual pilots. Nobody becomes a licensed pilot with JUST a flight simulator.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Scientists find way to make mineral which can remove CO2 from atmosphere. Aug 15, 2018, 13:16 Porn-O-Matic
 
CO2 is only one condition out of dozens that contribute to climate change, but it is not the driving factor. I'll be laughing very loudly when they remove the CO2 and then discover that climate change gives no fucks about it. You might as well say you can stop the Earth from orbiting the sun by getting out and pushing in the opposite direction with your hands.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. RE: Users Sue Juul for Addicting Them to Nicotine. Jul 23, 2018, 13:38 Porn-O-Matic
 
Of course. This is America now, where people can just blame a corporation for their own spineless inability to make good choices for themselves. We know damn well that even if they were to win any such lawsuit, they'd just go back to their lives and use the money to buy more vapes.  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
1. Re: etc., etc. Jul 19, 2018, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
And they say pre-orders are a stupid waste of money? Pfft. Whatever.  
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News Comments > Battlefield V Video
21. Re: Battlefield V Video Jul 10, 2018, 14:07 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh, so we get more of the same child-minds running around with no tactical plan, lone-wolfing, chaotically spraying ammo at everything that moves, hacking with aimbots, and shit talking about their K/D ratio like it matters... but all in 4K and 60 fps??? Oooohh... color me unimpressed.  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
3. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jun 19, 2018, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
 
6.6 million? They call that a "fine"? That's probably not even worth the bother to enter it into Apple's ledger.  
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News Comments > MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries Delayed
9. Re: MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries Delayed Jun 19, 2018, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Single-player gaming is very much alive and well, and I salute Piranha Games for knowing the reality and putting the extra effort into a single-player campaign. For this reason alone, I'm going to buy this game, sight unseen, hell I may even PRE-ORDER it, just to support the developer in their decision.  
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News Comments > Evening Safety Dance
3. Re: Evening Safety Dance Jun 1, 2018, 13:40 Porn-O-Matic
 
If you don't like the TSA... DON'T FUCKING FLY, YOU WHINEY, SPOILED, CRYBABY, PISSANT, FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization May 4, 2018, 13:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
Really? I mean, really??? What's boring are the news articles coming out of the tech industry, with this one on top of the shit pile. Fucking hell... talk about dumbest of first world problems. The moron who wrote the article is obviously desperate to justify his salary, which, if more than the average McDonald's worker makes, is far far too much. Fucking please, complaining about a "notch"?? Why don't you just complain about how the air in your car's tires smell, because that would be equally irrelevant bullshit, fucking pansy-ass crybaby bitches.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
1. Re: Evening Consolidation May 3, 2018, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
I've played a variety of games at 4K, and it is, without a doubt, the most overrated thing in the history of overrated things. It's fucking pointless. Anyone who claims they need anything higher than 1440p has only mastered the ability to believe their own delusional bullshit.  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. May 3, 2018, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
57% of gamers have never used third-party tools to cheat? Right. And about 99% of online gamers are fucking liars. That's all they are, cheating cocksuckers and the festering underbelly of gaming in general. FUCK MULTIPLAYER GAMING!!!!!!!!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
30. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 9, 2018, 13:47 Porn-O-Matic
 
I'm over 40 and have been a music enthusiast since I was 9 years old, but I've recently discovered a genre of music that transcends everything I've ever heard before in my entire life... whole albums, one after another, where every song is pure gold... and none of it is even in English or from the USA. My love affair with American music is officially over.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
4. Re: Morning Safety Dance Apr 4, 2018, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
Nobody should be allowed to make money on Youtube, period. Fuck monetization of videos.  
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
1. Re: Blizzard is Trying to Teach Computers... Apr 4, 2018, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
Wrong, Blue. You can't teach online gaming assholes to not be assholes because that is their nature. They know no other way to act and they are oblivious to the fact that they don't care about the enjoyment of others, regardless of rules. Computers do not suffer from this online gamer douchebag mentality, therefor they are VASTLY more teachable.  
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News Comments > Unreal Engine Ray Tracing
24. Re: Unreal Engine Ray Tracing Mar 26, 2018, 14:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Bridges the uncanny valley? Put down the crack pipe, the Siren demo doesn't compare to the Tarkin scenes. Not even close.  
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