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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 255 (Amateur)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Battlefield V Video
21. Re: Battlefield V Video Jul 10, 2018, 14:07 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh, so we get more of the same child-minds running around with no tactical plan, lone-wolfing, chaotically spraying ammo at everything that moves, hacking with aimbots, and shit talking about their K/D ratio like it matters... but all in 4K and 60 fps??? Oooohh... color me unimpressed.  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
3. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jun 19, 2018, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
 
6.6 million? They call that a "fine"? That's probably not even worth the bother to enter it into Apple's ledger.  
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News Comments > MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries Delayed
9. Re: MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries Delayed Jun 19, 2018, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Single-player gaming is very much alive and well, and I salute Piranha Games for knowing the reality and putting the extra effort into a single-player campaign. For this reason alone, I'm going to buy this game, sight unseen, hell I may even PRE-ORDER it, just to support the developer in their decision.  
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News Comments > Evening Safety Dance
3. Re: Evening Safety Dance Jun 1, 2018, 13:40 Porn-O-Matic
 
If you don't like the TSA... DON'T FUCKING FLY, YOU WHINEY, SPOILED, CRYBABY, PISSANT, FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization May 4, 2018, 13:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
Really? I mean, really??? What's boring are the news articles coming out of the tech industry, with this one on top of the shit pile. Fucking hell... talk about dumbest of first world problems. The moron who wrote the article is obviously desperate to justify his salary, which, if more than the average McDonald's worker makes, is far far too much. Fucking please, complaining about a "notch"?? Why don't you just complain about how the air in your car's tires smell, because that would be equally irrelevant bullshit, fucking pansy-ass crybaby bitches.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
1. Re: Evening Consolidation May 3, 2018, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
I've played a variety of games at 4K, and it is, without a doubt, the most overrated thing in the history of overrated things. It's fucking pointless. Anyone who claims they need anything higher than 1440p has only mastered the ability to believe their own delusional bullshit.  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. May 3, 2018, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
57% of gamers have never used third-party tools to cheat? Right. And about 99% of online gamers are fucking liars. That's all they are, cheating cocksuckers and the festering underbelly of gaming in general. FUCK MULTIPLAYER GAMING!!!!!!!!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
30. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 9, 2018, 13:47 Porn-O-Matic
 
I'm over 40 and have been a music enthusiast since I was 9 years old, but I've recently discovered a genre of music that transcends everything I've ever heard before in my entire life... whole albums, one after another, where every song is pure gold... and none of it is even in English or from the USA. My love affair with American music is officially over.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
4. Re: Morning Safety Dance Apr 4, 2018, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
Nobody should be allowed to make money on Youtube, period. Fuck monetization of videos.  
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
1. Re: Blizzard is Trying to Teach Computers... Apr 4, 2018, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
Wrong, Blue. You can't teach online gaming assholes to not be assholes because that is their nature. They know no other way to act and they are oblivious to the fact that they don't care about the enjoyment of others, regardless of rules. Computers do not suffer from this online gamer douchebag mentality, therefor they are VASTLY more teachable.  
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News Comments > Unreal Engine Ray Tracing
24. Re: Unreal Engine Ray Tracing Mar 26, 2018, 14:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Bridges the uncanny valley? Put down the crack pipe, the Siren demo doesn't compare to the Tarkin scenes. Not even close.  
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
8. Re: Evening Tech Bits Feb 19, 2018, 13:34 Porn-O-Matic
 
I still have my first 3Dfx card, found it in a box of computer parts when I moved a couple years ago. I still very clearly remember playing the original Tomb Raider on it back when it came out.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Slowly Dying. Feb 19, 2018, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
 
Liberals would say, "Uhhmm hurrr durrr... that's because not enough people drive electric cars. Save the Great Red Spot... hurr durr..."  
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News Comments > etc.
5. Re: etc. Feb 19, 2018, 13:20 Porn-O-Matic
 
Victim gets bludgeoned, the public says, "You beat him to death? What's wrong with you?"

Victim gets strangled, the public says, "You strangled him to death? What's wrong with you?"

Victim gets stabbed, the public says, "You stabbed him to death? What's wrong with you?"

Victim gets shot, the public says, "You shot him to death? We need to do something about guns."
 
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News Comments > etc.
1. Five Nights at Freddy's movie? Feb 13, 2018, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
 
I understand trying to make a movie from a GOOD video game, but why adapt a movie from a game that is one of the worst ball-sucking pieces of trash in gaming history?  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
5. Re: Morning Metaverse Feb 13, 2018, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
Comcast should be treated like the debilitating disease that it is and then eradicated with fire. Lots and lots of glorious, cleansing fire.  
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Project CARS 2 Update 1.2.0.0 Feb 9, 2018, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
That's a typo in the link... the newest version is 1.4.0.0  
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News Comments > BattlEye Bans a Boatload in PUBG
32. Re: BattlEye Bans a Boatload in PUBG Dec 29, 2017, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
News headline: "The single player game is dying."

Oh really? And you call this constant flow of cheater bullshit to be a more enjoyable alternative? Dear game developers, please go fuck yourselves until you die.
 
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
7. Re: Driverless cars became a reality in 2017 and hardly anyone noticed. Dec 28, 2017, 13:59 Porn-O-Matic
 
Probably because hardly anyone gives a shit. But that's okay, everyone will give a shit the first time a driverless car plows into a school yard and kills a bunch of children. (Wake the fuck up, idiots, it WILL happen.)  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
37. Study: People who do not give holiday gifts save resources and reduce stress. Dec 21, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
This required a study? Gee, thanks, Captain Obvious.  
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