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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 159 (Novice)
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization Jan 19, 2017, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
Original iPhone doesn't work as a phone maybe, but it still serves its original purpose of being a great paperweight and to identify members of The Club of Pretentious Douchebags, just like all the iPhones since.  
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News Comments > NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins
37. Re: NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins Jan 18, 2017, 13:40 Porn-O-Matic
 
LOL First world "problems".  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
3. Re: Morning Metaverse Jan 10, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
Agent-Zero wrote on Jan 10, 2017, 12:39:

no its perfectly legal so its perfectly ok to do it

Then it should be ILLEGAL.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
3. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jan 9, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
Awww... poor billionaires didn't get their bonuses??? I cry for them, but my tears are from laughter. Fuck rich people. Fuck them until they die in a house fire.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
3. Re: Morning Mobilization Jan 9, 2017, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
It wasn't the first touch screen phone, nor the first to use icons, nor was it the first to have a home button. iPhone really wasn't the "first" at anything, technologically speaking.  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
13. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 27, 2016, 12:20 Porn-O-Matic
 
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 22, 2016, 20:18:
reason #3 to move north
one and two are trump and healthcare.

You say that like anyone would care. Bye, Felicia!! Doesn't matter who gets elected, there's always a butthurt crowd that says "I'm leaving the country!", but they never do. Please do the real Americans a favor and get the fuck out if you have the balls.
 
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News Comments > No Man's Sky Cleared by U.K. Ad Watchdog
10. Re: No Man's Sky Cleared by U.K. Ad Watchdog Nov 30, 2016, 13:08 Porn-O-Matic
 
LOL! Their ruling is pretty much just a more detailed account of what I was saying from the beginning, when all the baby tears were being shed. No surprises here. Moving on...  
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News Comments > X-Plane 11 Beta
3. Re: X-Plane 11 Beta Nov 29, 2016, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
If it's anything like X-Plane 10 (and so far it mostly looks like it except for the new UI), you can be assured that any shitty frame rates you get in the beta, will remain equally shitty in the final version. Laminar Research doesn't understand the concept of code optimization.  
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News Comments > Genital Jousting Early Access
17. Re: Genital Jousting Early Access Nov 18, 2016, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 18, 2016, 13:13 Porn-O-Matic
 
What do you mean, "Need, or want"?

Oh, wait, that's right... we should allow safe havens of operation for criminal scumbag pieces of shit so they can hide evidence of their crimes. Hey, here's an idea... Why don't we also make a type of drug house that law enforcement will never be allowed to enter or put surveillance on. Why stop with drug houses? Let's give murderers, child rapists, and any other criminal the right to keep their crimes a secret by claiming their right to privacy is being violated.
 
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News Comments > American Truck Simulator Rescale Beta
3. Re: American Truck Simulator Rescale Beta Nov 16, 2016, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh boy. Can't wait to see all the haters commenting on Steam that will boldly indicate just how little they appreciate the work that went into the rescale and how the most tiny and insignificant things in the update are getting in the way of allowing the game to make their lives complete as expected.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
2. Re: Morning Mobilization Nov 1, 2016, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
Tablet shipments down??? But... but... I thought this was the "post-PC" era? I thought tablets were going to replace the PC??? I got duped!!

/sarcasm
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 26, 2016, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
You're right Blue, ships DON'T sink in the Bermuda Triangle. They flat out vanish into thin air. Science fact.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
2. Re: Morning Tech Bits Oct 24, 2016, 13:31 Porn-O-Matic
 
Congress is itself a group of drooling retards and we're supposed to be surprised when they appoint an idiot to be in charge of... well, anything? One philosophy fits all here: "No matter what it is, if the government is involved, it's going to be based on mind-numbing stupidity and absolute ignorance." That's all you need to know. Ever.  
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News Comments > SAG-AFTRA Picketing EA Today
10. Re: SAG-AFTRA Picketing EA Today Oct 24, 2016, 13:20 Porn-O-Matic
 
HoSpanky wrote on Oct 24, 2016, 12:01:

Two, game companies routinely demand voice-destroying audio from these people. When your career is based around the functionality of one part of your body, and someone asks you to "dig deeper, we need to feel your anguish, and we need 5 hours of it so the sound effects don't seem repeated"...you can do serious damage to your vocal cords, and that shit can be permanent. Insisting on a form of hazard pay for those roles is legitimate.

That's a complete load of bullshit. How many actors do you know that had to quit making movies because of "serious damage" to their vocal cords?? Actors in TV and film will do THOUSANDS of hours of dialog far above and beyond the call of the few and far between video games that they perform in, but I've yet to hear any tragic stories about how they have to skip taping an episode of a show or stop the filming of a major motion picture because of such "damage". And what about the countless hours of concerts and recording studio time that today's musical entertainers endure? Keep in mind that singing is FAR more strenuous that talking, and yet I've never heard of any pop singer suddenly going into retirement because their voice was "seriously damaged." You obviously don't have a clear grasp of just how durable and resilient the human body is. Instead, you'd rather use your ignorance to make a point towards giving overpaid actors more money for no real reason. Hazard pay?? How fucking dare you.
 
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News Comments > Oculus Facing Political Backlash [Updated]
149. Re: Oculus Facing Political Backlash [Updated] Sep 26, 2016, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
See, this is why there's no freedom in this country anymore. The constitution provides you with many rights to live how you want and even say what you believe, but your fellow man... society at large... is now the oppressor and censor. The bully, in fact. But, that's what happens when we're lead by liberal fucktards hell bent on bullshit hypocritical policies of so-called "tolerance", although they are completely INtolerant of anyone with views or opinions that differ from their own.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
5. Re: Morning Mobilization Sep 15, 2016, 13:31 Porn-O-Matic
 
I'm still using my Note 7 simply because I think the odds are too great to worry about it. I turn it off at night before going to bed and only charge it to 60%, which still lasts all day. I'll be trading my *potentially* defective Note 7 in for a new Note 7 as soon as my carrier has them available because it is still a fantastic device. Fuck iPhone and Apple's continuous stream of pissing-in-your-face mediocrity. An iPhone is an iPhone is an iPhone. Personally, I think the whole Note 7 thing is being blown WAY too far out of proportion, but the ball is already rolling, so all I can do is stand by and watch.  
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News Comments > Saturday Metaverse
11. Re: Saturday Metaverse Sep 7, 2016, 13:46 Porn-O-Matic
 
I haven't laid a hand on a printed book, magazine, or newspaper in over 10 years, at least. I've read more books on my Kindle in the last 5 years than I've ever owned on paper in the 40 years prior to that. (A few hundred, at least.) "Most" people prefer books? Yeah, and "most" people are idiots too.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Squadron 42 Next Year?
92. Re: Star Citizen Squadron 42 Next Year? Sep 7, 2016, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
 
I was just talking to a friend about this game right after the Gamescom footage hit Youtube. I told him, "They say late 2016 for a release, but I'm betting a million bucks that they announce a delay in the next 3 or 4 weeks. You can easily see by watching the video that there's NO WAY this game is anywhere near ready for release this year."

Called it.
 
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News Comments > Mess Affect: Mass Effect Remasters Hopes Dashed
9. Re: Mess Affect: Mass Effect Remasters Hopes Dashed Sep 1, 2016, 13:28 Porn-O-Matic
 
I played the Mass Effect series and I don't know why anyone would want them remastered anyway. I didn't think they were all that great in the first place as far as gameplay was concerned, and there are plenty of much earlier classic games that deserve a remaster (or remake) far more than Mass Effect.  
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