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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 218 (Novice)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 14, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
I don't like any pharmaceutical executives, mostly because I believe that big pharma is just a legalized crime syndicate, and I'm not a fan of Hillary Clinton either, but if we have devolved to the point where plucking a hair can be construed as "assault", then we have clearly steered down the path towards becoming mindless cattle, much like judge Matsumoto, who has obviously already achieved that status.  
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News Comments > Overwatch Toxicity Slowing Game Development
7. Re: Overwatch Toxicity Slowing Game Development Sep 14, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is the problem with online gaming, period, and Overwatch is no exception to the rule whatsoever. 90% of online gamers are toxic, shit-talking, holier-than-thou, whiny little bitches, no matter what game they're playing. This is why I stopped playing online games years ago, but I see that nothing has changed.  
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Re: Morning Patches Aug 29, 2017, 13:39 Porn-O-Matic
 
I've been playing NMS after this big update and I have to say that the game is actually starting to shape up fairly nicely. Not perfect, but much closer to how it should have been.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation
51. Re: Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation Aug 29, 2017, 13:31 Porn-O-Matic
 
Holy crap... it's been so long since I've given a shit about the development this game that I actually forgot it was a thing. Like, seriously.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
1. Re: Evening Mobilization Aug 8, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
I still don't use a GPS when I take road trips. I look at the route before I go, jot down the important turns or freeway changes and that's it. If there's a detour, I follow it, or I might open Google Maps to look for a new route if absolutely necessary. (Very rarely happens.) I still keep an atlas of the United States in my trunk, just in case. It pays to know how to navigate without needing to rely on technology to do it for you.  
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News Comments > Aliens In The Yard Released
1. Re: Aliens In The Yard Released Jul 27, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
This sort of "gaming" should prompt the creation of a new classification of software called "gimmickware".  
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News Comments > PC Building Simulator This Fall
3. Re: PC Building Simulator This Fall Jul 25, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
It's not a trailer, it's more like a let's play by one of THE MOST annoying pricks on the entire internet. Had to mute it after a minute, cover up the Mr. Pretentious Cam with the calculator app, but even then I got bored before halfway through.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 20, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
Why dogs are friendly??? They mean, "Why FRIENDLY dogs are friendly." There are plenty of them that are mean as fuck, regardless of how they are raised.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
4. Re: Into the Black Jul 19, 2017, 13:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
The irony is thick enough to cut with a knife. The liars who make the "if <blank> were honest", videos wouldn't know honest information if it crawled up their fucking ass and exploded. They only shove their own beliefs and propaganda, which are born from false fears, down your throat because they want to be perceived as "right". Facts typically have nothing to do with their actual agenda.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 18, 2017, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
The cyclist running the red light video is boring. It's nothing. A minor nudge compared to the hundreds of Russian dashcam videos showing pedestrians and cyclists getting slammed by cars every single day in that country.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
6. Re: Evening Mobilization Jul 7, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
Skype has become an integrated part of our office software on all of our client machines and it still works great, even on Windows 10.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 7, 2017, 13:16 Porn-O-Matic
 
"Life on Mars May Be Impossible". Next up, "Why billions of dollars will be WASTED trying to make it possible for no good reason".  
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News Comments > TransRoad: USA Details
4. Re: TransRoad: USA Details Jul 6, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
Although there's certainly room for improvement in the ETS2 and ATS games, they're pretty solid and have one heck of a player base, so I have to acknowledge that Deck13 has some guts for trying to break into this small genre of simulators. More power to them, and if it's true that competition drives innovation, then I'll definitely be curious to see what they bring to the table.  
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News Comments > Sunday Legal Briefs
6. Re: Sunday Legal Briefs Jun 26, 2017, 13:41 Porn-O-Matic
 
While they're at it, why don't they just say it's okay to drive intoxicated in some cases too. Hey, why stop there? Maybe even rape should be okay in some cases, huh? Colorado; may as well be called "West California".  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
6. Re: etc., etc. Jun 22, 2017, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
Until they make a patch that sends an assassin to the cheater's house to slice them open in their sleep, like the worthless pieces of shit that they are, it won't be good enough.  
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News Comments > No Recoil for Destiny 2 Guns on PC?
17. Re: No Recoil for Destiny 2 Guns on PC? Jun 22, 2017, 13:11 Porn-O-Matic
 
Why are they talking about a "porting partner" when Bungie has already stated that the PC version is a ground-up build, and NOT a port.

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/e3-2017-destiny-2-pc-is-not-a-port-bungie-says/1100-6450927/
 
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
12. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Jun 19, 2017, 13:59 Porn-O-Matic
 
"KISS singer...". KISS singer?? C'mon, man... it's Gene Simmons. GENE SIMMONS. What's this ambiguous "KISS singer" crap?  
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
5. Re: Sunday Mobilization Jun 19, 2017, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
Heh... "Declining PC market", alongside contradictory reports that indicate that PC sales are steadily increasing, and have been for months. My own company is in the process of replacing over 50 desktops with new ones in the next 12 months and a fleet of new laptops are on order as well. We tried tablets (iPads) and none of our sales personnel wanted them because they're completely inadequate for the job. Only morons with money invested in mobile companies and technologies are singing the "End Of The PC" song, and it's getting old.  
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2017, Part 6
4. Re: It Came from E3 2017, Part 6 Jun 15, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
I stood in line for 5 hours to see The Phantom Menace on release day, so, taking that into consideration, I'm sure a 5 hour wait for a 10 minute demo of just about anything would be have a better ROI.  
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News Comments > Elite Dangerous The Return Patch Plans
4. Re: Elite Dangerous The Return Patch Plans Jun 14, 2017, 13:47 Porn-O-Matic
 
Wash Washburne wrote on Jun 14, 2017, 13:26:
I fucking hate their business model, selling ppl paint jobs, ship spoilers and other useless crap...but if you don't really want to do spreadsheets in space, this is it...at least until Star Citizen comes out.

Those frivolous things are optional, so why would you even care? I've been playing for 2 years and I've never felt the desire to purchase anything from their store for the simple fact that it changes nothing in regards to game play. Besides that, why would you expect free stuff in the first place? Any company, software or otherwise, has every right to ask for compensation for services or goods they provide, regardless of when they offer them. That's how the fucking WORLD WORKS, and games don't get some kind of magical pass. If you bought a car, and then sometime later the car maker announces some upgrades, like a rear deck spoiler, for example, you don't drive back to the dealership and expect them to add those to your car for free, do you? Fuck no you don't. The initial contract doesn't grant you free upgrades after the initial purchase, which is a contract YOU AGREED TO. Don't like it? That's your problem.
 
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