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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 241 (Novice)
User ID 16576
 
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1. Five Nights at Freddy's movie? Feb 13, 2018, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
 
I understand trying to make a movie from a GOOD video game, but why adapt a movie from a game that is one of the worst ball-sucking pieces of trash in gaming history?  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
5. Re: Morning Metaverse Feb 13, 2018, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
Comcast should be treated like the debilitating disease that it is and then eradicated with fire. Lots and lots of glorious, cleansing fire.  
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Project CARS 2 Update 1.2.0.0 Feb 9, 2018, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
That's a typo in the link... the newest version is 1.4.0.0  
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News Comments > BattlEye Bans a Boatload in PUBG
32. Re: BattlEye Bans a Boatload in PUBG Dec 29, 2017, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
News headline: "The single player game is dying."

Oh really? And you call this constant flow of cheater bullshit to be a more enjoyable alternative? Dear game developers, please go fuck yourselves until you die.
 
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
7. Re: Driverless cars became a reality in 2017 and hardly anyone noticed. Dec 28, 2017, 13:59 Porn-O-Matic
 
Probably because hardly anyone gives a shit. But that's okay, everyone will give a shit the first time a driverless car plows into a school yard and kills a bunch of children. (Wake the fuck up, idiots, it WILL happen.)  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
37. Study: People who do not give holiday gifts save resources and reduce stress. Dec 21, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
This required a study? Gee, thanks, Captain Obvious.  
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News Comments > Police Simulator 18 Delayed Again
3. Re: Police Simulator 18 Delayed Again Dec 15, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
If the trailer is any indicator, this game needs to be delayed indefinitely. Just play SWAT 4.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
24. Re: Morning Tech Bits Dec 12, 2017, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
 
I have 16GB and I've never seen any game use more than 50~60% of it.  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
5. FCC explains how net neutrality will be protected without net neutrality rules. Dec 12, 2017, 13:30 Porn-O-Matic
 
Reminds me of the poor retarded lady who said, "We have to pass it before we can see what's in it."  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
4. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Dec 12, 2017, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
Cutter wrote on Dec 11, 2017, 20:17:
I wonder how many of these so-called protesters didn't vote last election. For people who don't think voting doesn't matter, there ya go.


That's an interesting viewpoint since you have no evidence to support the notion that a change in the votes during the election would have had any effect whatsoever on the situation at hand. Hindsight is 20/20, but often through rose-colored lenses.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Daredevil falls to his death from 62-story building. Dec 12, 2017, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
I knew this was coming eventually, and I have not one fucking ounce of sympathy for idiots like this.  
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News Comments > Saturday Mobilization
8. Re: Saturday Mobilization Nov 6, 2017, 13:38 Porn-O-Matic
 
I pre-ordered my Galaxy Note 8 and it was delivered to my door the same day it released. (And it doesn't have color shift or burn in. Seriously, WTF is that all about?)  
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
1. Apple Says Minor Screen Burn-In and Shifts in Color When Looking at iPhone X Off-Angle Are Normal Nov 6, 2017, 13:34 Porn-O-Matic
 
Normal, huh? That's funny... my Galaxy Note 8 OLED screen doesn't do anything like that.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
4. We May Not Have Enough Minerals To Even Meet Electric Car Demand. Nov 2, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
Yes. Thank you. I've been saying this for TWO FUCKING YEARS!! The world's geologists have been saying this for even longer, but their reports on the subject get deliberately drowned out by the loud (and wealthy) voices of electric car makers and every supporting business that stands to make money from electric cars. And if you think THAT is depressing, imagine a VERY near future where there won't be enough rare earth materials to make ANY electronic devices, to say nothing about electric cars!! Wake the fuck UP, people!!  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
6. Re: Evening Metaverse Nov 2, 2017, 13:23 Porn-O-Matic
 
Gee, Mr. Cook, you come up with that all by yourself, or did Captain Obvious email you just this morning to let you know? Fucking tool.  
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News Comments > Ubisoft Denies Denuvo Slowing Assassin's Creed: Origins
45. Re: Ubisoft Denies Denuvo Slowing Assassin's Creed: Origins Nov 2, 2017, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
For the record, I've never had any performance issues with ANY of the games that I own that have Denuvo.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 25, 2017, 13:53 Porn-O-Matic
 
Porsche Death Suit Settled - Oh, right, let's blame the car, not the asshole who didn't know how to drive it responsibly. Typical Americans, not accepting the consequences of their actions.  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Morning Consolidation Oct 25, 2017, 13:45 Porn-O-Matic
 
Just wait until they discover the cost of NOT making single-player games. Fucking idiots.  
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
2. Re: Morning Interviews Oct 20, 2017, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
That designer can go fuck himself. I'll never play a multiplayer game of any kind, let alone a goddamned FPS.  
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News Comments > Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay?
27. Re: Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay? Oct 16, 2017, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Star what? Star Citizen? Never heard of it. [Gives zero fucks, then turns back to his No Man's Sky game already in progress.]  
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