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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 230 (Novice)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Saturday Mobilization
8. Re: Saturday Mobilization Nov 6, 2017, 13:38 Porn-O-Matic
 
I pre-ordered my Galaxy Note 8 and it was delivered to my door the same day it released. (And it doesn't have color shift or burn in. Seriously, WTF is that all about?)  
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
1. Apple Says Minor Screen Burn-In and Shifts in Color When Looking at iPhone X Off-Angle Are Normal Nov 6, 2017, 13:34 Porn-O-Matic
 
Normal, huh? That's funny... my Galaxy Note 8 OLED screen doesn't do anything like that.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
4. We May Not Have Enough Minerals To Even Meet Electric Car Demand. Nov 2, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
Yes. Thank you. I've been saying this for TWO FUCKING YEARS!! The world's geologists have been saying this for even longer, but their reports on the subject get deliberately drowned out by the loud (and wealthy) voices of electric car makers and every supporting business that stands to make money from electric cars. And if you think THAT is depressing, imagine a VERY near future where there won't be enough rare earth materials to make ANY electronic devices, to say nothing about electric cars!! Wake the fuck UP, people!!  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
6. Re: Evening Metaverse Nov 2, 2017, 13:23 Porn-O-Matic
 
Gee, Mr. Cook, you come up with that all by yourself, or did Captain Obvious email you just this morning to let you know? Fucking tool.  
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News Comments > Ubisoft Denies Denuvo Slowing Assassin's Creed: Origins
45. Re: Ubisoft Denies Denuvo Slowing Assassin's Creed: Origins Nov 2, 2017, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
For the record, I've never had any performance issues with ANY of the games that I own that have Denuvo.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 25, 2017, 13:53 Porn-O-Matic
 
Porsche Death Suit Settled - Oh, right, let's blame the car, not the asshole who didn't know how to drive it responsibly. Typical Americans, not accepting the consequences of their actions.  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Morning Consolidation Oct 25, 2017, 13:45 Porn-O-Matic
 
Just wait until they discover the cost of NOT making single-player games. Fucking idiots.  
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
2. Re: Morning Interviews Oct 20, 2017, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
That designer can go fuck himself. I'll never play a multiplayer game of any kind, let alone a goddamned FPS.  
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News Comments > Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay?
27. Re: Another Star Citizen: Squadron 42 Delay? Oct 16, 2017, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Star what? Star Citizen? Never heard of it. [Gives zero fucks, then turns back to his No Man's Sky game already in progress.]  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
1. Re: Morning Tech Bits Oct 10, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
"Intel Will No Longer Provide Per-Core Turbo Frequencies, Making Motherboard Tuning Impossible. " That's because it isn't necessary.  
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News Comments > Inmates Launch Trailer
1. Re: Inmates Launch Trailer Oct 4, 2017, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Hmm... dunno 'bout this... seems like an Outlast clone, but doesn't look as good. Gonna wait for reviews on this one.  
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
3. Re: Evening Tech Bits Oct 3, 2017, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
General Motors, being delusional yet again. Someone should let them know that the community of world geologists have confirmed that there's not even a fraction of the required rare-earth materials on the planet to support an "all electric" future. We are less than 50 years away from being unable to manufacture anything with so much as a simple circuit board in it. No phones, no computers, nothing electronic whatsoever. And before that happens, expect the prices on such items to skyrocket to the point where only the mega wealthy can afford them. The day of the post-electronic era is sooner than you think.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 14, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
I don't like any pharmaceutical executives, mostly because I believe that big pharma is just a legalized crime syndicate, and I'm not a fan of Hillary Clinton either, but if we have devolved to the point where plucking a hair can be construed as "assault", then we have clearly steered down the path towards becoming mindless cattle, much like judge Matsumoto, who has obviously already achieved that status.  
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News Comments > Overwatch Toxicity Slowing Game Development
7. Re: Overwatch Toxicity Slowing Game Development Sep 14, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is the problem with online gaming, period, and Overwatch is no exception to the rule whatsoever. 90% of online gamers are toxic, shit-talking, holier-than-thou, whiny little bitches, no matter what game they're playing. This is why I stopped playing online games years ago, but I see that nothing has changed.  
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Re: Morning Patches Aug 29, 2017, 13:39 Porn-O-Matic
 
I've been playing NMS after this big update and I have to say that the game is actually starting to shape up fairly nicely. Not perfect, but much closer to how it should have been.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation
51. Re: Star Citizen Gamescom Presentation Aug 29, 2017, 13:31 Porn-O-Matic
 
Holy crap... it's been so long since I've given a shit about the development this game that I actually forgot it was a thing. Like, seriously.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
1. Re: Evening Mobilization Aug 8, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
I still don't use a GPS when I take road trips. I look at the route before I go, jot down the important turns or freeway changes and that's it. If there's a detour, I follow it, or I might open Google Maps to look for a new route if absolutely necessary. (Very rarely happens.) I still keep an atlas of the United States in my trunk, just in case. It pays to know how to navigate without needing to rely on technology to do it for you.  
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News Comments > Aliens In The Yard Released
1. Re: Aliens In The Yard Released Jul 27, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
This sort of "gaming" should prompt the creation of a new classification of software called "gimmickware".  
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News Comments > PC Building Simulator This Fall
3. Re: PC Building Simulator This Fall Jul 25, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
It's not a trailer, it's more like a let's play by one of THE MOST annoying pricks on the entire internet. Had to mute it after a minute, cover up the Mr. Pretentious Cam with the calculator app, but even then I got bored before halfway through.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 20, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
Why dogs are friendly??? They mean, "Why FRIENDLY dogs are friendly." There are plenty of them that are mean as fuck, regardless of how they are raised.  
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