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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 167 (Novice)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > theHunter- Call of the Wild Early Access
8. Re: theHunter- Call of the Wild Early Access Feb 19, 2017, 22:49 Porn-O-Matic
 
Someone got their facts wrong, as this was NOT released as Early Access.. it's the full retail release. (Although it has the bugs and broken features of an Early Access game.)  
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
9. Re: Evening Tech Bits Feb 10, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
Candle smells like a new Mac? But if Apple owners think their shit doesn't stink... hmmm...  
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News Comments > etc.
1. Re: etc. Feb 9, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
And American's think WE have too many restrictions... pfft. Whatever.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
1. Re: Morning Mobilization Feb 9, 2017, 13:35 Porn-O-Matic
 
$1000 iPhone? Is that cheap for an iPhone? Our company bought 10 iPhone 6+'s when they came out, and we paid almost $1200 for each direct from Apple, sooo... what?  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
12. removed Feb 8, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
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News Comments > Project CARS 2 This Year
12. Re: Project CARS 2 This Year Feb 8, 2017, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Yeah yeah... more this, more that, yada yada yada... that's all well and good, but I see nothing about improvements to the collision & damage physics. Oh wait, did I say "improvements". How about adding a collision and damage physics model, AT ALL.

The only major complaint (read: rage) I've ever had with Project CARS is that the collision physics are non-existent, being less realistic (and far less entertaining) than even a Saturday morning cartoon. Mario Kart is a vastly better simulation of crash physics than PCARS 1 ever was.
 
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News Comments > Fallout 4 High-Resolution Textures
31. Re: Fallout 4 High-Resolution Textures Feb 7, 2017, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
Ooh, great... if you're a pseudo-gamer who cares more about how your game looks than how it plays, then yeah, get your retard on all day.  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
2. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jan 26, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oooh, so some celebs were seen naked. Whoopty fucking doo. I guarantee they are still raking in the cash and living the life, so what did they really lose here anyway? Fuck celebrities up their stupid asses. They're not special.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization Jan 19, 2017, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
Original iPhone doesn't work as a phone maybe, but it still serves its original purpose of being a great paperweight and to identify members of The Club of Pretentious Douchebags, just like all the iPhones since.  
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News Comments > NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins
37. Re: NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins Jan 18, 2017, 13:40 Porn-O-Matic
 
LOL First world "problems".  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
3. Re: Morning Metaverse Jan 10, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
Agent-Zero wrote on Jan 10, 2017, 12:39:

no its perfectly legal so its perfectly ok to do it

Then it should be ILLEGAL.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
3. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jan 9, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
Awww... poor billionaires didn't get their bonuses??? I cry for them, but my tears are from laughter. Fuck rich people. Fuck them until they die in a house fire.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
3. Re: Morning Mobilization Jan 9, 2017, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
It wasn't the first touch screen phone, nor the first to use icons, nor was it the first to have a home button. iPhone really wasn't the "first" at anything, technologically speaking.  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
13. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 27, 2016, 12:20 Porn-O-Matic
 
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 22, 2016, 20:18:
reason #3 to move north
one and two are trump and healthcare.

You say that like anyone would care. Bye, Felicia!! Doesn't matter who gets elected, there's always a butthurt crowd that says "I'm leaving the country!", but they never do. Please do the real Americans a favor and get the fuck out if you have the balls.
 
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News Comments > No Man's Sky Cleared by U.K. Ad Watchdog
10. Re: No Man's Sky Cleared by U.K. Ad Watchdog Nov 30, 2016, 13:08 Porn-O-Matic
 
LOL! Their ruling is pretty much just a more detailed account of what I was saying from the beginning, when all the baby tears were being shed. No surprises here. Moving on...  
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News Comments > X-Plane 11 Beta
3. Re: X-Plane 11 Beta Nov 29, 2016, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
If it's anything like X-Plane 10 (and so far it mostly looks like it except for the new UI), you can be assured that any shitty frame rates you get in the beta, will remain equally shitty in the final version. Laminar Research doesn't understand the concept of code optimization.  
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News Comments > Genital Jousting Early Access
17. Re: Genital Jousting Early Access Nov 18, 2016, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 18, 2016, 13:13 Porn-O-Matic
 
What do you mean, "Need, or want"?

Oh, wait, that's right... we should allow safe havens of operation for criminal scumbag pieces of shit so they can hide evidence of their crimes. Hey, here's an idea... Why don't we also make a type of drug house that law enforcement will never be allowed to enter or put surveillance on. Why stop with drug houses? Let's give murderers, child rapists, and any other criminal the right to keep their crimes a secret by claiming their right to privacy is being violated.
 
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News Comments > American Truck Simulator Rescale Beta
3. Re: American Truck Simulator Rescale Beta Nov 16, 2016, 13:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh boy. Can't wait to see all the haters commenting on Steam that will boldly indicate just how little they appreciate the work that went into the rescale and how the most tiny and insignificant things in the update are getting in the way of allowing the game to make their lives complete as expected.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
2. Re: Morning Mobilization Nov 1, 2016, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
Tablet shipments down??? But... but... I thought this was the "post-PC" era? I thought tablets were going to replace the PC??? I got duped!!

/sarcasm
 
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