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Real Name Darren B.   
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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
Email Concealed by request
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 175 (Novice)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
62. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 27, 2017, 13:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
Let's see now, I've decided that I don't identify with my age, so instead I will identify with all ages, which means everyone should be 100% accepting of me hanging out in school playgrounds.

You see where this bullshit is going, right? Pedophiles are next in line for "acceptance". Believe it. Look between your fucking legs... that is WHAT YOU ARE. Pretending not to be in your head is a mental illness, period.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
6. Re: Evening Tech Bits Mar 23, 2017, 15:03 Porn-O-Matic
 
Guess that explains why there isn't any John Deere equipment in Farming Simulator...  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. Mar 23, 2017, 14:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
If The History Channel can keep bringing in the viewers with shit "reality" TV shows that have almost nothing to do with actual reality, then there's NO reason to think that an Assassin's Creed TV show wouldn't be hugely successful, even if it sucks balls. And don't even get me started on the dozens of other TV shows that keep coming back season after season, when they actually should have led to the arrest and imprisonment of their creators simply for being a affront to the concept of "entertainment".  
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News Comments > For Honor Bans
7. Re: For Honor Bans Mar 14, 2017, 13:16 Porn-O-Matic
 
El Pit wrote on Mar 14, 2017, 11:06:
All people who cheat For Honor should actually better play Dishonored. It suits them better.

Ehh, well, in Dishonored, you play an honorable character that was dishonored (hence the title) by people with a criminal agenda... so, how's that work?
 
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News Comments > More Steam Review Changes
3. Re: More Steam Review Changes Mar 10, 2017, 13:20 Porn-O-Matic
 
Any more, I generally ignore the user reviews on Steam for the simple fact that it's usually a case of too many players that have wildly varying expectations and they base their review on how well the game did or did not live up to those expectations, rather than reporting what the game is actually like.

I prefer to wait until there are several "Let's Play" videos which allows you to see the game in action and is usually done by someone with a more level-headed approach. (i.e. - Doesn't keep screaming childish crap like, "The devs stole my money!")
 
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News Comments > Morning Patches
4. Re: Morning Patches Mar 9, 2017, 13:28 Porn-O-Matic
 
Gotta say, that list of improvements, additions, and fixes for NMS is damn impressive (finally). I just might have to give it another go.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 8, 2017, 13:30 Porn-O-Matic
 
There's going to be some very disappointed people at the end of that 8 billion dollars, and I'll be enjoying the hell out of that shit.  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
12. removed Feb 22, 2017, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
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News Comments > theHunter- Call of the Wild Early Access
8. Re: theHunter- Call of the Wild Early Access Feb 19, 2017, 22:49 Porn-O-Matic
 
Someone got their facts wrong, as this was NOT released as Early Access.. it's the full retail release. (Although it has the bugs and broken features of an Early Access game.)  
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
9. Re: Evening Tech Bits Feb 10, 2017, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
 
Candle smells like a new Mac? But if Apple owners think their shit doesn't stink... hmmm...  
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News Comments > etc.
1. Re: etc. Feb 9, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
And American's think WE have too many restrictions... pfft. Whatever.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
1. Re: Morning Mobilization Feb 9, 2017, 13:35 Porn-O-Matic
 
$1000 iPhone? Is that cheap for an iPhone? Our company bought 10 iPhone 6+'s when they came out, and we paid almost $1200 for each direct from Apple, sooo... what?  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
12. removed Feb 8, 2017, 13:32 Porn-O-Matic
 
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News Comments > Project CARS 2 This Year
12. Re: Project CARS 2 This Year Feb 8, 2017, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
 
Yeah yeah... more this, more that, yada yada yada... that's all well and good, but I see nothing about improvements to the collision & damage physics. Oh wait, did I say "improvements". How about adding a collision and damage physics model, AT ALL.

The only major complaint (read: rage) I've ever had with Project CARS is that the collision physics are non-existent, being less realistic (and far less entertaining) than even a Saturday morning cartoon. Mario Kart is a vastly better simulation of crash physics than PCARS 1 ever was.
 
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News Comments > Fallout 4 High-Resolution Textures
31. Re: Fallout 4 High-Resolution Textures Feb 7, 2017, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
 
Ooh, great... if you're a pseudo-gamer who cares more about how your game looks than how it plays, then yeah, get your retard on all day.  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
2. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jan 26, 2017, 13:15 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oooh, so some celebs were seen naked. Whoopty fucking doo. I guarantee they are still raking in the cash and living the life, so what did they really lose here anyway? Fuck celebrities up their stupid asses. They're not special.  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization Jan 19, 2017, 13:25 Porn-O-Matic
 
Original iPhone doesn't work as a phone maybe, but it still serves its original purpose of being a great paperweight and to identify members of The Club of Pretentious Douchebags, just like all the iPhones since.  
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News Comments > NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins
37. Re: NVIDIA on GFE Mandatory Logins Jan 18, 2017, 13:40 Porn-O-Matic
 
LOL First world "problems".  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
3. Re: Morning Metaverse Jan 10, 2017, 13:22 Porn-O-Matic
 
Agent-Zero wrote on Jan 10, 2017, 12:39:

no its perfectly legal so its perfectly ok to do it

Then it should be ILLEGAL.
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
3. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jan 9, 2017, 13:36 Porn-O-Matic
 
Awww... poor billionaires didn't get their bonuses??? I cry for them, but my tears are from laughter. Fuck rich people. Fuck them until they die in a house fire.  
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