In the not too distant future
Way down at Lucasarts
Mike Nelson and his corporate pals
Were doing thier evil arts
They started a game called Sam & Max
A really good game, but they gave it the ax
The fans didnt like this, not one bit
So they clonked him on the noggin and they shot him into space
(Let me DOWWWN!)
We'll send him crappy Star Wars clones
The worst, we can find (LA LA LA)
He'll have to sit and play them all
And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
When the gaming begins or ends (LA LA LA)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot! ("Show yourself!")
Gypsy! ("I'm not ready!")
Tom Servo! ("Hello there!")
Croooow! ("That's one 'o'!")
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (LA LA LA)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax for
Mystery...Bluesnews...Theater...2000!
(twang!)
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