Those millions are now all sitting with their hands in hair thinking "Why give in to the hype? Why didn't I just pirate this first!?"
Bought the game for 25 dollars. Took less than 10 minutes to realize it's... just not it, in all its ways. If I'm not getting a headache from the absolutely fucking retarded FOV (and its a third person game even!!) then I will from allllll those motherfucking pop-ups ALL OVER THE PLACE -- EVERY FUCKING TIME!!
And then there's a protagonist who stole shit from people and is to infantile to face the fact that he's the reason his little niece died. But instead you start the game in the middle of this pathetic vendetta against people who attackes Aiden on a vendetta in the first place. "But they targetted his family!" Yeah and he stole millions from them before that. What a great moral cesspit to build a character on.
Also, put Shadows on High instead of Ultra. Fixes the lag.
Playing: Skyrim, World of Warcraft.
Future: Dead Space 3.