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News Comments > Sunday Metaverse
10. Re: Sunday Metaverse Jun 5, 2016, 19:16 Creston
 
Entire fucking world: "Duh"  
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News Comments > Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released
56. Re: Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released Jun 4, 2016, 11:41 Creston
 
Quinn wrote on Jun 4, 2016, 05:11:
Creston wrote on Jun 4, 2016, 00:54:
The new Skellige deck is just kind of straight up bullshit.

Play Cerys: Horde 3 Warrior Maidens, who strong bond. Boom, one card, 58 (!!) points of damage on the fucking board. For most decks, 58 damage is a good fucking ROUND.

They should have called it the "We don't know how to program decent Gwent AI, so we just created this bullshit deck in an effort to have it be challenging." deck

Like playing against the monster deck, make sure your deck isn't full of melee cards and make sure you have at least one frostbite card.

Yeah it's not that I'm not winning against it, but it just feels cheap. Surrendering a round is a valid tactic, and having a deck just automatically play 2 cards from the graveyard "because it's round 3" is just bullshit. If the picks are lucky, the Skellige deck pulls two of your spies from his graveyard and gets FOUR cards in his hand. FOUR. How is that a perk that's even remotely comparable to

Northern Realms: Pick a card if you win a round
Monsters: One monster card stays on the table
Nilfgaard: Win a tie. (happens roughly once every 500 rounds)
Scoiatel: You may pick if you want to go first in the first round. (lol, what a bonus!!)

I mean, it's so laughably overpowered especially compared to Nilfgaard and Scoiatel.

I like some of the changes they made, such as horde cards now working on Siege and Ranged rows as well (so their entire deck can't just get ganked by a single frostbite, like the monster deck can), and some of the other things it does just seem weirdly situational, but that Cerys+Horde+Bond combo is just ludicrous. If he already has a warhorn lying on the melee row, playing Cerys would put 106(!!!!) freaking points down. WITH ONE CARD!

Edit: My math is even off, I think. Warrior Maidens are 6 each, so 3 strong bonds would make them 18 each, so 54+10=64 without warhorn or 54x2+10=118 o_O with warhorn.



 
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News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs
1. FBI childporn case Jun 4, 2016, 11:35 Creston
 
That Matish dude must be realllllllllllllllllly fucking pissed that he lives in the same state the warrant was signed. Because it seems pretty likely that all the people who got charged and live in the other 49 states are going to go free.
 
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News Comments > Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released
54. Re: Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released Jun 4, 2016, 00:54 Creston
 
The new Skellige deck is just kind of straight up bullshit.

Play Cerys: Horde 3 Warrior Maidens, who strong bond. Boom, one card, 58 (!!) points of damage on the fucking board. For most decks, 58 damage is a good fucking ROUND.

They should have called it the "We don't know how to program decent Gwent AI, so we just created this bullshit deck in an effort to have it be challenging." deck
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 3, 2016, 18:24 Creston
 
descender wrote on Jun 3, 2016, 14:40:
I was watching "The Departed" last night and the GF calls a croissant a "french donut".

I wanted to punch Boston in the face.

That's a feeling every reasonable American should have 100% of the time.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
25. Windows 10 red X now does the upgrade Jun 3, 2016, 18:18 Creston
 
Aka as the Fuck All Of You Who Kept Saying That People Have Not Been Getting Upgraded Against Their Will.

Also, a big hearty fuck you to fucking Microsoft.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Jun 3, 2016, 18:16 Creston
 
That was awesome.
 
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News Comments > Rainbow Six Siege Starter Edition
1. Re: Rainbow Six Siege Starter Edition Jun 3, 2016, 18:09 Creston
 
So, pay less and grind more? Eh, if you've got oodles of free time, it's probably not a bad deal.
 
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News Comments > Just Cause 3: MECH LAND ASSAULT Early Launch
6. Re: Just Cause 3: MECH LAND ASSAULT Early Launch Jun 3, 2016, 17:45 Creston
 
LittleMe wrote on Jun 3, 2016, 13:50:
Yeah the PC version is a mediocre port, at best. Wait for the $10 sale! No sooner. I loved JC2, didn't care much for 3 and it sits unplayed for a long time now.

The port is fine. And it's weird, because they genuinely improved every single mechanism from JC2.

The driving is (substantially)better. The movement is better. The grappling is better. The parachuting is better. The shooting is better.

But the entire world is SO.FUCKING.DULL. Nothing happens in it. There's nothing to see. Entire swaths of it are just empty grassland and rocks. There's no variety. Every fucking city is exactly the same. Their main capital city is 3 streets and 4 skyscrapers. They made the most boring grass&rocks sandbox imagineable. There's just no fun to be had in it.

And these DLCs do absolutely NOTHING to deal with that stupidly huge oversight.
 
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News Comments > Hard Reset Redux Released
14. Re: Hard Reset Redux Released Jun 3, 2016, 17:39 Creston
 
I liked it well enough, but one playthrough was enough, and I sure as hell am not buying it again, 85% discount or not.  
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News Comments > 7 Million Play Overwatch, Minus a Bunch of Cheaters
14. Re: 7 Million Play Overwatch, Minus a Bunch of Cheaters Jun 2, 2016, 23:53 Creston
 
Bwahaha, much handwringing by piece of shit cheaters. Excellent. Good on you, Blizzard.

Overwatch looks awesome, I wish I had time to play it. Sigh
 
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News Comments > Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released
50. Re: Witcher III: The Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine Released Jun 2, 2016, 17:54 Creston
 
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Jun 2, 2016, 14:51:
Did they update the combat? i don't remember it being so fluid actually.

The movement system got updated, which fed over into the combat system, and they made all Geralt's attacks interruptable so you weren't stuck with an attack while a monster was gearing up to gank you.

I just now realized that it's entirely possible the game's combat was much more pants when it first came out. I didn't start playing it until patch 1.07 or 1.08, by which time it may have been measurably improved. So my discussions regarding combat may be one-sided from the perspective of the "better" combat.

As the combat is now, I think it's fine. It's likely not the greatest combat system in the world, but if you spend some time learning it, Geralt is a total badass and will do what you want him to do.
 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: etc. Jun 2, 2016, 13:23 Creston
 
"Exclusives are how we build platforms, dammit! Sony and Microsoft have taught us that!"  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 2, 2016, 13:21 Creston
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 2, 2016, 12:01:
Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Rotfl

That was an excellent "WHOA SHIT! " ending.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
3. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jun 2, 2016, 13:19 Creston
 
I wouldn't say she's worth "nothing."

When she goes to jail for widespread fraud, she will be worth a few bucks for every day she works while she's incarcerated.
 
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News Comments > Titanfall 2 Release Window Narrowed
15. Re: Titanfall 2 Release Window Narrowed Jun 2, 2016, 13:16 Creston
 
EA: More Useless Information By The Day Three Weeks.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
24. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jun 1, 2016, 21:57 Creston
 
Slick wrote on Jun 1, 2016, 21:22:
I do some rendering work and 16 threads would be mighty useful, I could literally game while I encode (cpu affinity ftw).

Well, if you've got a spare $1700, Intel would be happy to oblige you.


 
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News Comments > Free GOG.com Copies of Some Steam Games
28. Re: Free GOG.com Copies of Some Steam Games Jun 1, 2016, 21:52 Creston
 
Strango wrote on Jun 1, 2016, 17:53:
Creston wrote on Jun 1, 2016, 17:33:
So I'm guessing this requires you to log into their server with your Steam credentials...?
No, you login to Steam's Web API which then grants permission to GOG a list of your owned titles.

Ah sweet. Thanks Strango
 
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News Comments > Rocket League Soars Past $110M
1. Re: Rocket League Soars Past $110M Jun 1, 2016, 21:51 Creston
 
Congrats! Good to see a great game take a risk and get rewarded for it.
 
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News Comments > Blackwood Crossing Announced
1. Re: ckwood Crossing Announced Jun 1, 2016, 21:50 Creston
 
ckwood, aka Louis' Boner.
 
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