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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 2, 2017, 10:37 Creston
 
Cat racing. Damn. How on earth did they get their cats to do that?

nin, chime in and let us know if this was your video.
 
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
2. Re: Morning Safety Dance Jun 2, 2017, 10:35 Creston
 
People bitching at the update bricking their phone while they are on the Insider program are freaking morons and should forever be barred from internet usage. Don't sign up for the Insider program then, geniuses.  
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
3. Re: Evening Interviews Jun 1, 2017, 22:53 Creston
 
To get the game out in time for the Christmas holiday, Warshaw would have to build it from scratch in five weeks. The CEO of Atari called him directly.

"He goes, 'We need an E.T. game and we need it for September first, can you do it?'

To which Warshaw replied "FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING CEO ILK!" Then he shot him. A judge found the execution justified, and thus open season on idiot CEOs began. A year later, the last of the CEOs was executed in the halls of an upcoming pharma company, right as he was about to sign off on a 40000% price hike on a life-saving medicine.

With all the CEOs terminated, the world became a much brighter place, all thanks to Mr Warshaw. And everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 1, 2017, 16:54 Creston
 
Yay, trump just pulled us out of the Paris Accords. Fuck the environment, BIG OIL AND BIG COAL MUST MAKE MONEY.

Asshole. I hope he dies in a monster tornado.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jun 1, 2017, 10:12 Creston
 
The thought police is coming.  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Jun 1, 2017, 08:33 Creston
 
The blue one was a lot nicer than this 4th grader PoS. If you look closely at the corners of the logo, though, you can see towers you can climb to fill out the map.
 
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News Comments > The Elder Scrolls: Legends Launches
4. Re: The Elder Scrolls: Legends Launches Jun 1, 2017, 08:32 Creston
 
CCG is the new MOBA.

I'm sure they're working on a new Elder Scrolls, but I doubt it'll be announced already.
 
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
6. Re: Morning Safety Dance May 31, 2017, 14:36 Creston
 
Verno wrote on May 31, 2017, 11:40:
This shit is getting ridiculous, I am not being barred from taking my laptop onto a plane. At some point we have to accept some risk and that's ok, we can't try to prevent every possibility. There are better ways to pre-screen people.

It's all really starting to point towards money. Let's force people to unpack everything, making the security check such a fucking hassle that nobody wants to put up with it anymore. Oh look, there's another option, pay $85 to ignore our bullshit security checks!

You can no longer bring any kind of electronic entertainment on planes. So it stands to reason that airlines will soon start to offer "on-demand" entertainment for a "moderate fee."

Bah.
 
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News Comments > Old Steam Forums Closing
17. Re: Old Steam Forums Closing May 31, 2017, 12:27 Creston
 
Nailbender wrote on May 31, 2017, 09:55:
But why taking them down permanently? When there is no cost of moderating them, only preserving the data (which takes marginal resources, I'm sure), why take down hundreds of thousands of posts, some of which can be dear to their creators? It costs close to nothing to you. Why not leave the history accessible?

Valve: "Because fuck you, that's why."

(Not you personally. Fuck you, everybody.)
 
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
2. Re: Morning Mobilization May 31, 2017, 12:24 Creston
 
I don't know why they're still worried. He's been using an unsecured phone for months, it's really not a question of IF he's compromised anymore. He's compromised, end of story.

The only thing we can now wonder about is by how many nation states.
 
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News Comments > Take-Two Acquires Kerbal Space Program; New 2K Prez
6. Re: Take-Two Acquires Kerbal Space Program; New 2K Prez May 31, 2017, 12:20 Creston
 
“We view Kerbal Space Program as a new, long-term franchise that adds a well-respected and beloved IP to Take-Two’s portfolio as we continue to explore opportunities across the independent development landscape.”

Yay. Long-term franchise. Ie, get ready to pay if you want more Kerbal.
 
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News Comments > Star Trek: Bridge Crew Released
4. Re: Star Trek: Bridge Crew Released May 30, 2017, 22:41 Creston
 
Is this playable across the web, or do all people need to be in the same location?
 
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News Comments > Old Steam Forums Closing
3. Re: Old Steam Forums Closing May 30, 2017, 22:40 Creston
 
It's a shame they only make like five billion dollars a year off Steam, otherwise they might have been able to afford just transferring the data over to their new site, rather than deleting all of it.

But that would seem like customer service, and apparently Gabe & Co are deathly fucking allergic to that concept.
 
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News Comments > Morning Crowdfunding Roundup
4. Re: Morning Crowdfunding Roundup May 30, 2017, 11:55 Creston
 
YoYr stYpid Yse of a Y instead of a Y does not make yoY fYckers cool.
 
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News Comments > New Intel CPU Announcements
12. Re: New Intel CPU Announcements May 30, 2017, 10:45 Creston
 
Burrito of Peace wrote on May 30, 2017, 10:22:
the Xeons in my workstation and servers at home are all still running like striped ass apes,

Confused





 
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News Comments > New Intel CPU Announcements
11. Re: New Intel CPU Announcements May 30, 2017, 10:43 Creston
 
These naturally come with a new motherboard chipset

Of course they do. Sigh
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue May 29, 2017, 21:27 Creston
 
Salute
 
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News Comments > Memorial Day Legal Briefs
3. Re: Memorial Day Legal Briefs May 29, 2017, 14:15 Creston
 
Bill Borre wrote on May 29, 2017, 12:15:
I wonder if the court offered to hypnotize you in order to aid recollection and you refused if that would be considered contempt?

I'm sure some shitwick judge would rule that.

All of this could of course easily be settled by SCOTUS making a determination once and for all if being forced to produce a password to an encrypted device is a violation of your Fifth Amendment right. (it is.)

But apparently SCOTUS is too busy with... whatever, to make a ruling on what's likely to be one of the most important decisions of the digital age. Or, the government knows which way SCOTUS would vote, since there's only one way to vote that doesn't flagrantly shit all over the Constitution, and they are urging SCOTUS to not hear the case, so they can keep their bullshit little procurement party alive.

 
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News Comments > More on Far Cry 5
29. Re: More on Far Cry 5 May 28, 2017, 11:01 Creston
 
Agent-Zero wrote on May 27, 2017, 11:45:
i bet you totally cured him of his brainwashing now

Giggle
 
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News Comments > On Destiny 2 Networking
21. Re: On Destiny 2 Networking May 28, 2017, 10:54 Creston
 
Asmodai wrote on May 27, 2017, 21:50:
Why is cost saving a bad thing

I'm not saying it's a bad thing—their engineer is pretending that cost was never the issue, then contradicts himself literally in the very same paragraph.
 
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