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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 14, 2017, 12:22 Creston
 
Simple solution:

Tell your neighbor to keep his vines out of your yard. When he inevitably ignores you, spray poison on the parts that are in your yard.

At this point he will no longer ignore you, but cry, whine, yell, threaten to call the cops, etc. Point out that you had asked him to do it himself, and he ignored you.


Worked for me. Never had an issue with the shitty neighbor's shitty vines anymore.

Alternatively, move to Pennsylvania.
 
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
1. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Aug 14, 2017, 12:19 Creston
 
Oh Ubisoft, why can you so rarely get it right? :\  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Dragon Age 4 and 5 Aug 11, 2017, 21:26 Creston
 
But the better series, Mass Effect, we just let that die for the sake of Anthem.

Fuck you.
 
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News Comments > Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider Trailer
1. Re: Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider Trailer Aug 10, 2017, 18:46 Creston
 
I had completely forgotten about this. Very much enjoyed Dishonored 2 (though far more on subsequent playthroughs than I did the first time through, because the levels were SO STUPIDLY BIG, and I kept getting lost), so will probably pick this up once I'm done with Xcom 2's expansion.

 
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News Comments > Overwatch Getting Deathmatch
1. Re: Overwatch Getting Deathmatch Aug 10, 2017, 18:44 Creston
 
"Okay, since we can't get any of you to pay fucking attention to the objectives in a level, fine. Here, just go mindlessly shoot each other!"

Or

"FUCK YOU CLIFFYB!"

Take your pick.


 
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News Comments > Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales
46. Re: Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales Aug 10, 2017, 18:42 Creston
 
Flatline wrote on Aug 10, 2017, 18:07:
Wasn't this game in development for like years? I have this vague feeling like I heard Lawbreakers get announced like 2-3 years ago. It seemed an awful long time for a 60 dollar or whatever release.

It's 30 bucks, which is a very commendable price point, but even so, eh.
 
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News Comments > Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales
5. Re: Lawbreakers Launches to Great Reviews, Poor Sales Aug 10, 2017, 10:05 Creston
 
I'm sure some people are refusing to buy it because cliffyb has been a giant dick against PC players.

Some are refusing to buy it because it looks too twitchy or other gameplay related reasons.

I'm pretty sure most people refuse to buy it because they have Overwatch already.
 
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News Comments > Starflight Remake Plans?
16. Re: Starflight Remake Plans? Aug 9, 2017, 20:59 Creston
 
JoatrashFX wrote on Aug 9, 2017, 18:04:
Hello all. Long time (early 00s) reader but finally regged to post 'cause Starflight comes up every so often.

Welcome.
 
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News Comments > Starflight Remake Plans?
8. Re: Starflight Remake Plans? Aug 9, 2017, 16:31 Creston
 
What's inXile working on besides Wasteland 3? Is the Bard's Tale remake out already?  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
4. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Aug 9, 2017, 16:30 Creston
 
What do you mean "COULD" monitor anyone via location data? Don't you mean DO?
 
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News Comments > Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Released
26. Re: Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Released Aug 9, 2017, 00:03 Creston
 
If the whole permadeath thing turns out to not be true, then these devs are really freaking dumb. Why announce it's in there if it isn't, because all it does is make people NOT BUY YOUR GAME for something that's maybe not even true.

Way to kill yourselves there, fellas. Brilliant thinking. I'm sure your marketing peon is sitting there wrenching his shoulder askew trying to pat himself on the back.
 
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News Comments > Evening Safety Dance
2. Re: Evening Safety Dance Aug 8, 2017, 23:59 Creston
 
DAMN YOU BILL BURR!! Shakefist

In all seriousness, back in 2003, password cracking was nowhere near at the level it was now. There was no such thing as a computer with a hundred RX480s in them that makes a trillion guesses per second. If your password got cracked, it was because it was too easy.

Substitions made sense for a while, until:

A) crackers realized everyone used the same substitions, and
(far more importantly) B) The LinkedIn hack happened, and suddenly gave crackers a database of ~ 60 million passwords they could put in their hash database.

With the power of brute force guessing at the current rate it is, and the leaps and bounds it will continue at, unless you can come up with some crazy sentence nobody else has ever used (and thus isn't in some random database), a password is always going to be vulnerable.

(and before the LastPass users jump at me, yes, I realize a 40 character randomized password is safe, but your LastPass passwords are only as safe as your master password, so the same thing still applies there.)

Biometrics aren't the answer either, because they're easy to fake, so I'm not sure what the solution really is.

My company makes me change all my passwords every month, and I have like two dozen of them. And they're always going "don't do an incremental password!" Well, how else am I supposed to remember all of them? :\


So, I give Bill Burr a pass. Now, that fucking asshole who invented the pop-up ad, he can burn in fucking hell.
 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
2. Re: Morning Metaverse Aug 7, 2017, 16:20 Creston
 
Short sellers betting against those two companies have lost a combined $1.8 billion this year as Nvidia has skyrocketed by 57% and AMD has climbed by 16%, according to data provided by the financial analytics firm S3 Partners.

Good. Burn in hell, short sellers.
 
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News Comments > UK Sales Charts
1. Re: UK Sales Charts Aug 7, 2017, 16:18 Creston
 
Does nobody in the UK buy PC Games? So that the three Sims 4 sales then automatically tops the charts? There can't be that many people still buying the freaking Sims 4??
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 6, 2017, 10:25 Creston
 
I'm as geeked about the giant robot fight as anyone, but I still don't see how you make weapons that are powerful enough to fatally damage the other robot, and somehow keep your pilots safe?

Once Grant Imahara got involved, I figured they'd remote pilot it, but apparently not.
 
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News Comments > Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up
1. Re: Borderlands 3 Video Catch-up Aug 6, 2017, 10:17 Creston
 
I've seen that video before, could have sworn I'd seen it here.

FY 2019, so that's maybe somewhere next year? Cool. Now let's hope they shake up the formula a bit.
 
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
3. Re: Evening Mobilization Aug 4, 2017, 09:04 Creston
 
Bixby is literally just a broken button on my phone, that's how useless it is.
 
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
4. Re: Morning Safety Dance Aug 3, 2017, 16:23 Creston
 
Machine-learning tools can create custom malware that defeats antivirus software.

Kind of misleading, since by definition all new malware defeats antivirus software, as the AV doesn't have definitions for it yet, and doesn't know what to scan for.

Though apparently it also gets by tools like Cylance, which is essentially an "AI" (Term used mega mega mega mega mega loosely) on the protect side of the story.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
2. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Aug 2, 2017, 13:37 Creston
 
But not the ISPs, though! They are fine being just completely free.

Of course, the ISPs spend more money in bribes (Sorry, SCOTUS wants us to classify bribes as "lobbying" now) lobbying fees, so Bannon is basically just telling Facebook and Google that daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

 
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News Comments > Battlestar Galactica Deadlock This Month
1. Re: Battlestar Galactica Deadlock This Month Aug 2, 2017, 11:34 Creston
 
Lots of terrible screen flickering on textures in that video. That does not bode well for something that's going to be out in 4 weeks.

Still, it looks pretty.
 
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