The following scene includes harsh language and brief comic mischief. Any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental...
12-year-old boy: "Hello man who works outside, did you know G.I. Combat looks like ASS! And I’m not talking Jenna Jameson ass, I mean smelly old homeless person ass after he just soiled his pants with green diarrhea".
Man who works outside: "You should stop playing games and either get into art or by a 3d design program."
12-year-old boy: "Uh...yeah...whatever. Why should I do that?"
Man who works outside: "because then they wouldn't have to train monkeys to make some of these games that have BARF inducing graphics. Monkey are gentle creatures, and would rather spend their time swinging through the jungle and throwing feces at each other." (http://www.fecesflingingmonkey.com
12-year-old boy: "Maybe your right sir, maybe I should look past "nice graphics" and focus purely on gameplay from now on whenever I play a new game. In fact, I should look forward to the day when game graphics are so bad that pixelly trees look more like abstract art then their real-life counterparts. But hey, I’m just a 12 year old kid, and a sheep to top it all off. BAHHH BAHHH." By the way sir, are you sure its safe to eat out of that garbage can?"
Man who works outside: "Shut up! Go home!"