Following this satirical rhetoric is the actual commentary (small amount) about the CMR4 demo.
Please be advised that what you read may offend you only if you happen to be one of those drivers, and if so I’m glad I offended you. You need a slap in the face.
Depends on where you live in America. If you live on one of the coasts, where the melting pots are, then I would agree with you, people in America can't drive.

And, if you believe that being able to drive 30+ MPH faster than everyone else, weaving in and out of traffic, without the thought of using a signal to indicate your intentions, all while talking on your cell phone makes you a good driver, you're sadly mistaken. In So-Cal I'd say 95% of the divers have never figured out what that little stick on the left side of the steering column is. Other than making a repeated clicking sound when activated they haven't a clue as to what it is used for.
After riding a motorcycle on the So-Cal freeways for several years before deciding my number was about to come up I had some very close calls. Most of which all could have been avoided if the other driver would have indicated his intentions with his turn signal. Give a guy a chance, but then again why bother it's just some a hole on a bike, right. It's your choice how you choose to drive. When you look at the stats and suddenly discover that there are more deaths involving car accidents than gun accidents, and you also look at the damage one person can do with a single vehicle as apposed to a single handgun, you have to wonder why the rules are not stricter for obtaining a drivers license. And you also wonder why the idiots who protest against organizations like the NRA have never once protested against the DMV for issuing licenses for the use of a much more deadly weapon. Maybe that’s because they own one.
I’ve seen Aunt B. change from a nice little old lady who wouldn’t harm the spider that made her jump out of her chair into Richard Petty on acid when she gets behind the wheel of her car. Some people create an altered reality when they get behind the wheel. The power they control consumes their being. Even if Aunt B. drivers a Pinto she still becomes her evil twin when she gets behind the wheel. And of course none of her accidents are her fault. She always has an explanation that differs from the police report, eyewitnesses, and the person she ran into. I don’t think she will ever get the picture until she actually injures someone. I just hope it’s not a child.
No one gets in their car to drive their child to school and gives a thought about putting their lives on the line. The idiot who gets into their car thinking they are in a race with everyone out on the street is willing to put not only his life but your life on the line. Crashing your car while driving in a race against others who are willing participants in a sanctioned race is easier to explain than crashing your car while racing against Mrs. Applecrab who was just taking little Missy to kindergarten. But some how I believe some people would still try to make it seem as Mrs. Applecrabs fault. “She had her signal on indicating she was pulling in to the exit lane, but I was going 40 MPH over the speed limit, two lanes over, when I decided to see if I could floor it around her before she got into the exit lane, so I wouldn’t get stuck behind her. So you see, it was her fault for not looking to see if someone was coming.” The sad thing about these idiots is they usually take an innocent life when they finally extinguish themselves from the increasingly rancid gene pool. Sorry Aunt B., you may be a sweet little old lady, but you become an idiot behind the wheel. You’re not driving me to get an ice cream anymore. I shudder to think my origin came from the same gene pool.
If this made you laugh, Good.
If this made you think, Good.
If you drive like Aunt B. I hope your luck doesn’t run out until you’re too old to drive. But, be aware for a guy who might come up to your car at the stop light, reach in your driver side window, and rip your turn-signal switch off your steering column. If your not going to use it you don’t need it.
BTW, I didn't like CMR3, the demo had bad frame rates and the graphics looked outdated, but the Rallisport Challenge demo ran smooth with much nicer graphics, so I bought it instead of CMR3. CMR4 doesn't seem to be that much better, but I'll try the demo anyway.