I get a phone call today and my bedroom phone is dead and I run down stairs to see me littlest one(7 years old) hangs up the down stairs phone.
Me: "Who was that?"
Rug Rat: "I don't know but I think you might have a present"
Me: "Oh really? from where?"
Rug Rat: "I think from Africa"
Me: "Africa!? Oreeaaaaly? Do you know who it was?"
Rug Rat: "Nope."
Me: "You just hung up the phone come ooon please tell me what you remember"
Rug Rat "Uh well I'm not sure really what she said i think your getting a present from like, America"
Me: "What?! You just said Africa! Ok, seriously this might be important! Was it a recording?"
Rug Rat: "No it was a lady"
Me: "No, did you actually have a conversation with her?"
Rug Rat:"Ya she said you had a present"
Me: "Did she mention Greyhound or the post office? Or maybe Loomis?"
Rug Rag "I'm hungry can you get me some cheerios?!"
Me: "ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!"
So apparently I have a package from somewhere but I have no clue where it is, where its from or what and its driving me NUTS!!!!
If you're thinking of having kids let me be a warning to you all!