My dad (a former Highway Patrolman) once showed me an accident photo. Car flipped over, broken windows, lots of people parts. I asked how it happened, and all he said was: "If it comes down to you choosing between hitting a stray dog or swerving out of its way to take on a semi truck, pick the stray dog." He tapped the accident photo. "Guess which one they picked?"
"Egon, your mucus."