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UberNeuman
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Re: No subject
Sep 12, 2005, 20:05
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Re: No subject Sep 12, 2005, 20:05
Sep 12, 2005, 20:05
 
Tuco, the dirty backstabbing thief, dropped his empty pistol on the dry dead desert floor, and stared into the eyes of the Man With No Name...

"AaaY! Blondie!!!!! Looks like we trapped, eh!?! Trapped inside a crappy video game..."

The Man With No Name, eyes glinting like steel cobalt, reached slowly into his poncho...

Tuco trembled, fearing that a gun was about to be aimed at his worthless head. With a bullet meant to end his life.

He relaxed as Blondie instead drew out a cigar and started to light it...

The Man With No Name smirked at the coward and lit the cigar, taking a drag off...

"Well, Tuco..." He said in his reedy, quiet voice, "We may be stuck in a crappy video game... but... it could be much worse..."

"Eh!?!" said Tuco, "How you figure!?!"

He tossed a shovel at Tuco's feet. "We could be Derek Smart or that punk John Romero...."

Tuco shivered at the thought - Blondie was right! They could be facing a more horrid fate...

The Man With No Name smiled only as a man with the powers of god would smile, then said: "Now pick up that shovel and dig up my gold, be-yotch!"

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Re: Even if this is...
Aug 18, 2005, 19:20
3.
Re: Even if this is... Aug 18, 2005, 19:20
Aug 18, 2005, 19:20
 
Wow, so the mac now has... six games?

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List of Bugs Fixed
Aug 9, 2005, 17:21
9.
List of Bugs Fixed Aug 9, 2005, 17:21
Aug 9, 2005, 17:21
 
BUGS FIXED
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- Issue fixed on machines where the OS has been updated (one OS installed over top of another) and has 2 registry keys that point to the users "My Documents" folder (we incorrectly used to assume the Win2000 folder, now correctly uses the last installed OS folder) - users know this as "user account period bug".

- Crash when entering advanced display options with only 32 meg of video ram (32 meg of video ram is not supported and will only allow use of 640*480 in 16 and 32 bit. At this resolution it is likely you will see the "Black Roads" LOD problem). We do NOT however disallow machines with 32 meg of video ram from running GRAND THEFT AUTO: San Andreas.

- Crash when entering advanced display options on a dual monitor machine after :- starting game on primary monitor in maximum resolution, exiting, starting again in maximum resolution on secondary monitor. Secondary monitor maximum resolution had to be greater than maximum resolution of primary monitor.

- Destroyed cars now are correct colour.

- Dirty cars now able to get clean.

- Numpad 5 key is now mappable when re-defining controls.

- Issue on all machines where certain collisions caused parts of the audio system to crash (sound effects, cutscene audio - only radio keeps going) - users know this as "Rain / Thunderstorm bug".

- Improvements to DVD streaming.

- Audio problems in interior / exterior transitions and getting in / out of cars fixed.

- Some fixes to ensure reverb is not present at certain save points.

- Improvements to dance game timings.

- Crash occuring when using "user radio files" while the frame limiter is disabled.

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Re: Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1
Aug 1, 2005, 20:47
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Re: Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1 Aug 1, 2005, 20:47
Aug 1, 2005, 20:47
 
WHOOSHHHH!!!!


AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!123!!!!

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Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1
Aug 1, 2005, 20:39
1.
Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1 Aug 1, 2005, 20:39
Aug 1, 2005, 20:39
 
Can I light myself on fire now!?!

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Re: No subject
Jul 24, 2005, 17:53
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Re: No subject Jul 24, 2005, 17:53
Jul 24, 2005, 17:53
 
Will this patch make Saul Meyer even more angry?

Because Saul Meyer is a real angry man...

This comment was edited on Jul 24, 17:54.
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Re: No subject
Jul 14, 2005, 23:51
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Re: No subject Jul 14, 2005, 23:51
Jul 14, 2005, 23:51
 
The horror. The horror.

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Re: Asshole
Jul 13, 2005, 18:41
68.
Re: Asshole Jul 13, 2005, 18:41
Jul 13, 2005, 18:41
 
John Romero touched my Charlie Browns....!!!!

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Re: No subject
Jun 6, 2005, 23:29
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Re: No subject Jun 6, 2005, 23:29
Jun 6, 2005, 23:29
 
Hellbinder chastises space captain about profanity, when he has a profanity in his name...

What the hell is that about?




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Re: No subject
Jun 6, 2005, 23:13
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Re: No subject Jun 6, 2005, 23:13
Jun 6, 2005, 23:13
 
cock slimer doesn't like the game. That does it!

I'm not buying it... boo gta:sa!!!!

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Re: PC gamers get no respect!
Jun 6, 2005, 22:50
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Re: PC gamers get no respect! Jun 6, 2005, 22:50
Jun 6, 2005, 22:50
 
damn you, Fantaz!


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Re: PC gamers get no respect!
Jun 6, 2005, 22:43
2.
Re: PC gamers get no respect! Jun 6, 2005, 22:43
Jun 6, 2005, 22:43
 
No GTA:SA today make Uber... something, something...

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Devourer is so smart and sexy...
Jun 6, 2005, 18:51
58.
Devourer is so smart and sexy... Jun 6, 2005, 18:51
Jun 6, 2005, 18:51
 
Devourer can stop by and milk the little uber anytime, or Devour it....

milk milk milk!!!

\you dimwitted asscrack...

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Re: No subject
May 21, 2005, 22:48
80.
Re: No subject May 21, 2005, 22:48
May 21, 2005, 22:48
 
Just a side note - if you own a Nintendo DS and hit down, down, up, left, right, left - then hit the A button - it summons the undead soul of Derek Smart....

/and you thought DS meant Dual Screen.....
//DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART!!!

This comment was edited on May 21, 22:49.
12.
 
Psychonauts Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
Apr 11, 2005, 19:49
12.
Psychonauts Qu'est-ce Que C'est? Apr 11, 2005, 19:49
Apr 11, 2005, 19:49
 
run run run runrun runaway.... oh. oh... oh...

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Re: where's the patch
Apr 5, 2005, 22:12
5.
Re: where's the patch Apr 5, 2005, 22:12
Apr 5, 2005, 22:12
 
I was hoping this would fix the surround sound bug that some of us have, but I guess we won't know because THERE'S NO PATCH FOR DOOM3 TO FIX IT!

/gah!

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Re: No subject
Apr 5, 2005, 21:59
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Re: No subject Apr 5, 2005, 21:59
Apr 5, 2005, 21:59
 
Welcome back, and gents and ladies - thank you for your work to bring BN back to speed.

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punch n' shoot 1986
Dec 8, 2004, 20:59
9.
punch n' shoot 1986 Dec 8, 2004, 20:59
Dec 8, 2004, 20:59
 
Is this the game where you punch and shoot people to get to the next level where you punch and shoot more people to get to the next level where you punch and shoot more people, maybe a dog to get to next level where you punch and shoot even more people and then you get to punch and shoot a boss, then crappy endscreen...

This comment was edited on Dec 8, 21:00.
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Re: Steam
Nov 23, 2004, 18:49
77.
Re: Steam Nov 23, 2004, 18:49
Nov 23, 2004, 18:49
 
Reminds me of the song by the old group, Steam, which go a little something like this:

Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Hey Hey - Goodbye....

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No subject
Nov 20, 2004, 18:55
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No subject Nov 20, 2004, 18:55
Nov 20, 2004, 18:55
 
This the patch that make tha game worth playin'?

\oh, god - i'm a hoot...:P
\\anyone one out there alive... or just busy wit H2 or HL2?


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