That stuff actually happened in my home town. I was working at one of the 3 Hospitals, when one went into bankruptecy, the hospital I was working at decided to buy it for the Trama Ward Level 1 center, but the whole thing flopped and we closed the bankrupt hospital down. During the time we had it tho, a woman came in who had O.D.ed and everyone thought she was dead. They stuck her in the Morgue, and as the techs got her ready for autopsy, they noticed that the body looked like it was crying. Checked her pulse and found that she was actually alive! She said later that was able to hear and realize that they were about to do an autopsy on her. Ripley's Believe it or not came in a couple years later to document it. Im still researching google to see if I can actually find a link to this story.
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch kids run around and scream...
They dont know that I'm only using blanks.
“How about a nap, a bath and sex with a unfamiliar woman?”
—Cy Tolliver to Andy Cramed