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Description A graduate of game design.
A critic of game design.
Homepage http://www.youtube.com/user/tantoedge
Signed On May 31, 2002, 01:48
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News Comments > Saturday Consolidation
2. Re: Saturday Consolidation Feb 13, 2010, 18:15 Tanto Edge
 
Could somebody please remove Molyneux's mouth?
Little do people know that the genetic reason Molyneux spews such crap is simply this: He in fact, has no asshole.
Furthermore, it is rumored that he has a bad habit of hitting Taco Bell before Every interview, hence the reason why every interview is so full of shit.

Action adventure? Like Zelda? No kidding? You don't say?
We saw that with the first one. We also saw how much shit you were full of back then.
We really didn't need Fable 2 and it's "evolving world" to tell that you were full of it.
We didn't need all the multiplayer bullshit to see that you were full of it.
We didn't need the invisible walls of progress, the pseudo leveling system involving green experience balls akin to a Capcom title, or the combo system that would make more of that green shit spout, to see that you really had no idea what an RPG actually was.
God of War with a leveling system is a quaint thought, but at least in that example you have Kratos' charming demeanor to keep you company, rather than repetitive dialogue and senseless morale choices.

Honestly, I'm sick of the industry giving the rinse/repeat master airtime.

Edit: Let's see if whittling all this shit out doesn't just sink his IP.
 
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News Comments > Left 4 Dead DLC Revealed
5. Re: Left 4 Dead DLC Revealed Feb 12, 2010, 03:07 Tanto Edge
 
...Halflife Episode 3?

ARRRGGHHHGGRGRGRGRHHH!

Edit: There's not even a fucking screenshot on that report! Thanks for nothing Kotaku.

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News Comments > Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Announced
8. Re: Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Announced Feb 12, 2010, 03:05 Tanto Edge
 
In Future Soldier, you play a jaded veteran who spent a tour of duty sucking sand in Iraq before being shipped home on a standard discharge where you were confronted by your estranged wife who is convinced Bush is the devil and wants nothing to do with you.
Throughout the game you are forced to make morale choices for multiple endings, some of which are highly controversial.

Critics have raved about the graphics, the dual game play elements, the interesting characters, and the rape scene, stating that the next Call of Duty will have to raise the bar indeed.

Edit FYI: In case anybody forgot, Tom Clancy sold his name.
Yes, he sold his name. It could be Tom Clancy's My Little Pony Adventures and Clancy can't say a damned word.

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News Comments > Worms 2: Armageddon Coming to Steam
13. Re: Worms 2: Armageddon Coming to Steam Feb 10, 2010, 05:28 Tanto Edge
 
Wow... this is long overdue.
What's next? Scorched Earth?
 
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News Comments > All EA Titles to Have "Online Component"
10. Re: All EA Titles to Have Feb 10, 2010, 05:27 Tanto Edge
 
And to further our little tradition of the obvious:
The question I asked, was rhetorical.
Spare me. When you have something to say, maybe you'll start your own statements, or share a point of view, rather than ride on the coat tails of those with an opinion.
I'll save my smilies for more compelling posts.
 
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News Comments > All EA Titles to Have "Online Component"
7. Re: All EA Titles to Have Feb 10, 2010, 01:59 Tanto Edge
 
Did you just point out the obvious to me? Wow, that's funny.
Please rethink your triviality and re-post.

No he never stated it'd be an required online component.
He said :
every one of EAs releases will have an online component, both downloadable content and online play

That sounds pretty black and white to me. What the fuck are you trying to argue?
I have a browser and do not need an in-game online component. I need a properly engineered online component for my multiplayer games.

If EA would like to start a Steam platform of their own, that's an entirely different matter. However, this doesn't bode consistency, proper integration, etc.
It bodes of 360's connecting to PSN and other foul-ups we'll be reading about here on Blues.

Now shove off, nobody's impressed with your logo recognition skills.
 
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News Comments > Diablo III Female Monk Reveal
14. Re: Diablo III Female Monk Reveal Feb 10, 2010, 01:39 Tanto Edge
 
Could somebody just take this away from Blizzard, and give it to Bioware.

I'm sick of this game's complete lack of player involvement.
Honestly, you don't need intelligence to play this game... just an index finger on each hand.
One for clicking shit, the other for using potions... unless you're one of those unruly folks who can click faster than I can hotkey.

Fucking tired of this ip. Why 'reveal' the characters one at a time.
The fact that there was confusion herein regarding gender is pretty funny, in that it shows people don't expect the ability to even pick the gender of your bloody character.

What a sham.
I think I'll go buy a second copy of Mass Effect 2 just to ensure BioWare's continued success.

While I'm on that note, insofar as Dragon Age was concerned, a little more player character personality would be most appreciated.
 
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News Comments > Glitch Revealed
1. Re: Glitch Revealed Feb 10, 2010, 00:34 Tanto Edge
 
stunningly beautiful styles, from denim mountains to clouds hanging on strings to a cracked open sky

Little Big Planet much?
 
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News Comments > All EA Titles to Have "Online Component"
4. Re: All EA Titles to Have "Online Component" Feb 10, 2010, 00:29 Tanto Edge
 
Oh goody. Someone want to find this fruitcake and punch him? Repeatedly if necessary. I swear, I don't understand what asshats like this hope to accomplish with idiotic fucking requirements like, 'online elements'.
Wasn't it EA that fucked up Shift, their online element on the 360 was trying to hook up with the PSN? Yeah, nice work EA. Hey maybe if they were a bit more focused on making good games rather than pretty games (and marketing the fuck out of them) we wouldn't need goofball requirements like an 'online element'.

What a bunch of fucktards. Why in the name of all that is good and holy, would anything REQUIRE online? Shits sakes, Mass Effect 2 has DLC but is it necessary that it be through the 'Cerberus Network'? NO! There's no multiplayer, there's no chat program, there's no POINT! Developed by Bioware, amazing game, doesn't need online. DOES NOT NEED ONLINE.
Fuck pogo.com (and every online social gaming site) and fuck John Schappert in his ass with a barbed dildo.
And fuck Farmville.
 
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News Comments > Legal Briefs
1. Re: Legal Briefs Feb 8, 2010, 20:02 Tanto Edge
 
I'm gonna guess they're not refunding tuitions
About time the chinese did something.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
2. Re: Evening Consolidation Feb 5, 2010, 23:43 Tanto Edge
 
..what's that say? Oh Mass effect.

360 ... ugh.
 
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News Comments > THQ Layoffs, Digital Refocus
6. Re: THQ Layoffs, Digital Refocus Feb 4, 2010, 00:11 Tanto Edge
 
I'd say that the years of crap games are catching up to them.
Bit of a shame as I'd say they've put out a Few titles worth mentioning... although their names escape me *harumph*

I hope the folks getting let go can find gainful employment sooner rather than later.
 
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News Comments > id: Zenimax Deal Has "Worked Out Really Well"
4. Re: id: Zenimax Deal Has Jan 28, 2010, 19:30 Tanto Edge
 
Edit: Forgot the main reason to post... the article. Right.
I'm glad to read it's working out here. I couldn't imagine anybody shutting id Software out and if Zenimax is going to show the patience they show Bethesda then how could they say shit to id Software.

In response to doubters:
Funny how short memories are. Maybe how young some commentors may be.
This is id Software. The engine...blah...Pedigree..blah...Doom...Blah...Fanboy-isms...Blah...Carmack...blah...fuck.
UT (and Gears of War) were on console. Looked (and played) fine on both.
You're going to doubt that id Software can what? Make a game?

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News Comments > Lionhead's Unannounced Game
3. Re: Lionhead's Unannounced Game Jan 11, 2010, 18:03 Tanto Edge
 
You guys shouldn't knock Molyneux's next triumph!

It'll have an entire world that rotates, and your character will grow hair, and people will build houses while you're a kid that you can burn down as an adult and they're adding a new geriatric age to the series, so you can play an elderly adventurer.

Allegedly the mini games and quick time events dealing with the dysenteria are wicked sweet, and super graphic!

If all that isn't enough, he's hiring twelve russian programmers specifically to add the most incredible challenge any sword swinger has ever faced:
Rust.

It's true, Fable 3 is set to have the most dynamic corrosion simulator of any game to date. Even beating out Azure Dreams!

Well, Milo & Kate should be cool. I hear it's a rip on Kane & Lynch.
 
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News Comments > EA Dr Pepper DLC Details
3. Re: EA Dr Pepper DLC Details Jan 9, 2010, 17:41 Tanto Edge
 
Now that... is funny ass shit.
No wonder every bottle cap wins.
 
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News Comments > Rockstar San Diego Revolt
11. Re: Rockstar San Diego Revolt Jan 8, 2010, 23:41 Tanto Edge
 
If you read the posts at the Gamasutra, there are a few guys who worked or still work there, responding to the article.

Pretty damn dirty stuff I think... you'd figure if EA got a backhanding for acting this way, other's would take a warning for what it's worth.
Edit: Memories are short, I suppose.

Seems whoever has been managing RSD now, doesn't understand what management entails.

Bad prioritization... that's all that ever leads to these issues.
Devs are #1. Always.

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News Comments > EA Dr Pepper DLC Details
1. Re: EA Dr Pepper DLC Details Jan 8, 2010, 23:32 Tanto Edge
 
Fuck you. Fuck your DLC.
When I want to pay for my guns, and cheats, I'll let you know.
Until then, you assholes can swallow my pride.
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
6. Re: Morning Consolidation Jan 7, 2010, 13:26 Tanto Edge
 
Only half are online, because only half are still working!
The other half are just waiting for some Microsoft bullshit to claim their live account.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
1. Re: Morning Tech Bits Dec 30, 2009, 14:58 Tanto Edge
 
I'll take Open over Microsoft anyday...
Problems only arise when I'm dealing with folks who have specific office documents to relate.
Even then... a word viewer, exporter, etc, and I'm on the open source bandwagon all the way.
 
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