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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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User ID 12670
 
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News Comments > Game Reviews
1. Re: Game Reviews Jan 19, 2016, 12:59 The Half Elf
 
Blue, I hate to say this... But ya got some hardware stuck in your software  
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
1. Re: Morning Interviews Jan 19, 2016, 12:54 The Half Elf
 
It was great! We had to place the exact same viewpoint in 6 different games but redesign them to match the theme of the game. Then we got to place random worthless shit in the same games to waste players time. With these skills I have a future of excitement waiting for me as I help make the next 3 Assassin's Creed, far cry and the crew games!  
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
3. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Jan 18, 2016, 18:23 The Half Elf
 
2nd place is a night in a cave with those annoying family members you had to spend 'quality time' with during the holidays.
Minus the alcohol.
 
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News Comments > New Hitman Goes Fully Episodic
10. Re: New Hitman Goes Fully Episodic Jan 14, 2016, 21:09 The Half Elf
 
Or they make the full game, have a few months of solid bwta testing, then release a full product... You know, like how they use to do it?  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
9. Re: Morning Metaverse Jan 14, 2016, 15:55 The Half Elf
 
Even assholes need to be stuffed.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
26. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 11, 2016, 15:46 The Half Elf
 
Ant wrote on Jan 11, 2016, 15:22:
NKD wrote on Jan 11, 2016, 12:59:
Can we get David Bowie back if we sacrifice someone less valuable? I nominate Cutter.
Take me!

Then who runs the links anthill?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
21. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 11, 2016, 15:05 The Half Elf
 
NKD wrote on Jan 11, 2016, 12:59:
Can we get David Bowie back if we sacrifice someone less valuable? I nominate Cutter.

How about we sacrifice you? Take one for the team and show us how its done. In the scheme of things you're just as insignificant as anyone else. Hipocritical asshole.
 
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News Comments > Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video
21. Re: Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video Jan 9, 2016, 12:04 The Half Elf
 
harlock wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 11:41:
The Half Elf wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 11:27:
Sepharo wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 06:25:
The Half Elf wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 05:13:
Sepharo wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 01:31:
You can control an owl.
I'm sold.

You don't really control the Owl it fly's in circles.

Nah I watched the video. It's controllable. It can also do dive attacks and drop bombs.

An owl.. that drops bombs.... is the Molotov dispenser right next to the google glass display and smart phone with google maps?

you do know what a video game is, right? heres a hint: ITS NOT REAL LIFE

How hard would it be to get rid of those stupid fucking icons over everyone's head, and remove the center 'point to it' hand holder and simplify it so you have some sort of edge of the screen indicator when you hear shit. It would fit the game so much better.


Don't get me wrong I THOUGHT the idea might be cool, but it's just another Far Cry game re-skin.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
8. Re: Into the Black Jan 9, 2016, 11:29 The Half Elf
 
Someone spewing goofy shit via twitter, or some one spewing religious political shit via twitter, really how bad is she?  
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News Comments > Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video
17. Re: Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video Jan 9, 2016, 11:27 The Half Elf
 
Sepharo wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 06:25:
The Half Elf wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 05:13:
Sepharo wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 01:31:
You can control an owl.
I'm sold.

You don't really control the Owl it fly's in circles.

Nah I watched the video. It's controllable. It can also do dive attacks and drop bombs.

An owl.. that drops bombs.... is the Molotov dispenser right next to the google glass display and smart phone with google maps?
 
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News Comments > Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video
11. Re: Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video Jan 9, 2016, 05:13 The Half Elf
 
Sepharo wrote on Jan 9, 2016, 01:31:
You can control an owl.
I'm sold.

You don't really control the Owl it fly's in circles.
 
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News Comments > Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video
5. Re: Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video Jan 8, 2016, 23:33 The Half Elf
 
I miss Far Cry's 2's map, ya know the thing you had to pull out and look at.  
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News Comments > Half-Life Writer Marc Laidlaw Leaves Valve [Updated]
46. Re: Half-Life Writer Marc Laidlaw Leaves Valve [Updated] Jan 8, 2016, 22:44 The Half Elf
 
Maybe he can help out the writing team for the next Star Wars Movie.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Jan 8, 2016, 22:43 The Half Elf
 
I love bat shit crazy people. The conversation is never dull, never about how their entire day was messed up because they couldn't spell their name right at Starbucks, or other menial bullshit. And when you are with them... YOUR the normal one! It's like eating at a Golden Coral, one of the few places I can go and eat, eat EVERYTHING, and still look like a slender reed in the wind next to the people who weigh 300+ lbs!

WIN/WIN!
 
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News Comments > Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak Trailer
4. Re: Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak Trailer Jan 8, 2016, 22:34 The Half Elf
 
And Gearbox will offer 18 special editions of this game over then next 5 years.
I was driving home the other night and saw Borderlands franchise on a street corner in front of a Gamestop begging to be fucked.
 
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News Comments > Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video
2. Re: Far Cry Primal Gameplay Video Jan 8, 2016, 22:32 The Half Elf
 
Ok and could they NOT get rid of all the heads up display crap, or did the caveman have a smart phone and google glass display in this time period?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 8, 2016, 10:19 The Half Elf
 
Defog window guy has a ThunderCats shirt on.. he is a GENIUS! And yeah did did work for Nasa but bleh...  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
2. Re: Morning Metaverse Jan 7, 2016, 18:39 The Half Elf
 
SlimRam wrote on Jan 7, 2016, 10:32:
  • Foetuses offered vaginal music streaming service.


  • For a bit of extra money, you can buy the stereo version of this. Of course the second speaker is applied anally...

    Dude you made my day
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    9. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 7, 2016, 13:41 The Half Elf
     
    nin wrote on Jan 7, 2016, 13:31:
    The Half Elf wrote on Jan 7, 2016, 13:21:
    Least Avatar had a better story.

    Yeah, Pocahontas in Space was fantastic...


    Didn't say it was a great story, but it was a better story.
    Remember the Star Wars story Patton Oswalt did for Parks and Recreations? Take A Force Awaken's story, and read it like Patton did in that scene. The story is pure fan-boism that comes across like my nephew and his friends (he's 9 now) coming up with after a case of Red Bull and candy.
     
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    6. Re: etc. Jan 7, 2016, 13:37 The Half Elf
     
    Occulus Rift gets 100 games this year. Sadly it's like Steam these days and only 5 will be decent the rest will be utter shit.  
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