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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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User ID 12670
 
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News Comments > LEGO Marvelís Avengers Assembles in January
3. Re: LEGO Marvelís Avengers Assembles in January May 21, 2016, 15:33 The Half Elf
 
*checks Lego collection*
*checks calendar*
*turns off Flux Capacitor*

I am the master of time and space!


YATTA!

\o/
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black May 20, 2016, 18:54 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on May 20, 2016, 18:34:
nin wrote on May 20, 2016, 18:12:
Dana Carvey takes on heckler as the church lady.

So polite, even when he's telling someone to STFU.


Wel, isn't that special.

Oh...look....is that a heckler or could it be.... . SATAN?!?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue May 20, 2016, 13:10 The Half Elf
 
Hey Blue.....

How useful was that virtual desktop?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue May 20, 2016, 12:52 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 20, 2016, 10:56:
I always found my package had the best packaging.

You REALLY want me to reply to that Sir?
You're setting yourself up and not in a good way
 
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News Comments > Free Forge - Halo 5: Guardians Edition for Windows 10 Announced
7. Re: Free Forge - Halo 5: Guardians Edition for Windows 10 Announced May 20, 2016, 12:25 The Half Elf
 
What I don't get is why Microsoft is giving PC users GIMPED versions of their games.

Give me Forza 6 full edition like the consoles and I would gladly pay full price for it. But when you strip out shit like Multiplayer I have ZERO use for it (and it really is pretty sweet game).

But is this just a gimped version of multiplayer where you have to build everything?

Who the fuck is in charge of PC gaming at Microsoft?
 
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News Comments > etc.
4. Re: etc. May 19, 2016, 16:52 The Half Elf
 
It was rushed out, but yet they couldn't add all the good stuff from the previous games in one of those DLC packs?


Sorry sounds like crap.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
11. Re: Morning Tech Bits May 19, 2016, 16:39 The Half Elf
 
Slick wrote on May 19, 2016, 13:02:
So 180-190 FPS @ 1440p with 4x AA in BF4. Means that 140ish FPS @ 1440p in other games without 4x AA should definitely be attainable.

Why the fuck doesn't every game use Frostbite? It's just so ridiculously optimized.

Optimized? Really? Is that why Dragon Age Inq was a cluster fuck until the 5th or 6th patch?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue May 19, 2016, 12:03 The Half Elf
 
I still want to see pictures of the plastic Jesus on it Blue  
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News Comments > Space Pirates And Zombies 2 Early Access
1. Re: Space Pirates And Zombies 2 Early Access May 17, 2016, 23:15 The Half Elf
 
The 1st one was so boringly long that I never did finish it.

Ok... I watched the video.... on my 'to get' list.
 
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News Comments > The Division Free Update Details
3. Re: The Division Free Update Details May 17, 2016, 22:59 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 17, 2016, 22:23:
So is this thing dead yet or what?

It's still going, but they are making some REALLY bad choices with end game content that is mimicking Everquest's. They need to FIX/BALANCE PVP and instead of doing that THEN adding PVP content they are just charging headlong into it. Dark Zones are still full of cheats and hacks, and some really out of whack builds.

What I want to see is more of the story about the 1st wave of The Division (the player is part of the second wave) and more of the story about how it all went down, and the rogue agents.
 
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
2. Re: Morning Interviews May 17, 2016, 17:50 The Half Elf
 
I'd like 10 lies and a towel for my tech demo please!  
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News Comments > New AMD Drivers
4. Re: New AMD Drivers May 17, 2016, 17:49 The Half Elf
 
JayDeath wrote on May 17, 2016, 11:08:
Cool. My R9 290 is handling DOOM so well. This game is sporting some of the best graphics to date. The game is just so pretty.

It looks good, but best to date? Hardly.

BTW... did Demon's stop by a pinata factory on the way to Hell to get stuffed full of ammo/armor/health pickups?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue May 17, 2016, 10:49 The Half Elf
 
I would never Grief you Blue. I have hopes of one day traveling to Manstovia to partake in delicious meat products and gourmet coffee!

But I have seen you running it a bit lately so was wondering if it was part of your upgrade you were thinking about.
 
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News Comments > Overwatch Trailer
4. Re: Overwatch Trailer May 16, 2016, 23:20 The Half Elf
 
Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnn.

*watches again*

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue May 16, 2016, 16:22 The Half Elf
 
As someone doing Algebra for my GED the answers are WRONG! But I got it.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
1. Re: Morning Safety Dance May 16, 2016, 12:09 The Half Elf
 
Nice to see the world has a few Knights left in it  
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News Comments > Steam Summer Sale Dates Leaked?
2. Re: Steam Summer Sale Dates Leaked? May 16, 2016, 10:58 The Half Elf
 
Last 2 sales have been tons of crap, and very few GOOD items on sale.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue May 15, 2016, 20:32 The Half Elf
 
Blue quit running 3D Mark and go see the Avengers!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
17. Re: Out of the Blue May 15, 2016, 09:37 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on May 15, 2016, 03:16:
Half-Elf's Academy for Lego and Gaming Gifted Youngsters.

Instantly made me think of...


..I., nin And I hope you were missing at least 3 major parts of your Falcon
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Out of the Blue May 14, 2016, 20:49 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 14, 2016, 20:26:
The Half Elf wrote on May 14, 2016, 19:52:
Go see it in Imax 3D. Was worth it. They didn't do the gimmicky 3D shit (World of Warcraft looked horrible during the Imax 3D trailer).

Back on the net (made a deal with the neighbor to rent their's) after having to give it up to make car repairs and pay for GED testing (that's right, I know how to change brake pads, calipers, change a gasket seal and where the turn signal fluid goes!)
So 2 more weeks of algebra and some geometry and I'll be set to finish the 4th part of my GED and be edumakated officially! Then 4-6 years of college!

Cool beans. Whatcha going back to school for? I need to bone up on my maths too as I had to calculate some percentages and algebraic type stuff I haven't done since high school and it was confusing to say the least. I think I hated math so much in Grade 8 on because my math teacher was so terrible. Guy couldn't even explain to me what a variable was, my English teacher had to do it.

My problem with math is remembering all the rules, and at times I'm a bit number dyslexic. What I really want to go for (and totally fits my personality) is a social worker primarily with kids, as I see so many 'throw away' kids in my neck of the woods and it's just irritating and sad.
Either that or win the lottery and open a Half-Elf's Academy for Lego and Gaming Gifted Youngsters. Seriously, I'd love to do a Daddy's Warbucks sorta thing and have a big foster care home. So many kids who's parents just don't give a fuck about them around here.
 
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