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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 23, 2016, 21:27 The Half Elf
 
Next to 'there', over yonder, in BFE, past the hollar and creek.  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps
4. Re: Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps Apr 23, 2016, 17:33 The Half Elf
 
Towyn wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 16:34:
I couldn't avoid noticing how
GTA$
is so very accurate for how the game felt...

The game is fine (except you can't kill Lamar or Michael's son), it's the lack of Rockstar doing anything about the rampant cheating.
 
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News Comments > Game Reviews
2. Re: Game Reviews Apr 23, 2016, 15:27 The Half Elf
 
Quinn wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 14:21:
A bit late, but in a moment of weakness I bought Star Wars: Battlefront. So what the hell, I decided to do this quick review.

If ya want add me on Origin, I'm looking to do the co-op missions with someone and sadly you can only invite friends.
CptRanger
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps
2. Re: Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps Apr 23, 2016, 14:40 The Half Elf
 
And good luck trying to run Heist's or other jobs on the PC anymore to get experience.  
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News Comments > Arcade Classics on Steam
1. Re: Arcade Classics on Steam Apr 23, 2016, 13:17 The Half Elf
 
Dear Namco,

You owe me a free copy of Mr/Mrs Pac-man and Dig Dug. I paid for this game 10 fold back in the 80's.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 23, 2016, 12:03 The Half Elf
 
Dude......  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. Apr 23, 2016, 01:16 The Half Elf
 
Star Trek Online had one with Del Taco (which was a bitch cause I only have a few family members in California that live near one.

But Call of Duty, Halo both have had some sorta food promotion. Pokemon and McD's etc.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
10. Re: Into the Black Apr 23, 2016, 01:13 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 00:34:
Kxmode wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 23:03:
nin wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 21:45:
Spiders terrify the shit out of me. My cats love to do this routine where they stare at the wall, directly above/behind my head. And stare. And the eyes get bigger. "Is there something back there? Dare I turn around?"

Does it look something like this?

No no no, see, I'm not clicking that. Because we used to have a guy on our help desk that was also terrified of spiders and so we'd send him emails with pictures of spiders inside. THANK YOU OUTLOOK READING PANE! : : : : )


It's safe nin. Half Elf's honor (unless he changes the link).

Roaches I don't mind. I just never expected them to so damn resilient. Moved back to florida with now ex cause we were looking at buying a house (were renting it to see if we liked it and liked the area/location), and the the 2nd day in the house late at night I see a bug crawling across the floor towards the computer desk (all my critter stories either involve the 1st day moving into a place or my computer desk). It's fairly large and I've never seen a roach beyond the insect exhibitions at zoo's. This is a fairly large 2 inch or so roach. I'm looking for something to kill the sucker, so I found my prized box of VCR tapes. Finding one of my ex's shitty Sci-Fi channel B rated crappy movies I sorta drop it on the roach and then step on it for good measure. Hear a very loud crunch and left it there (gonna let the ex deal with it in the morning). Go back to the computer and a few second later I hear the VCR tape plastic scrapping across the carpet. I look over and the entire damn tape is now slowly moving across the floor.
OH HELL NO. I go over and start jumping up and down on the tape. Step on it with 1 foot and sorta bounce to get ALL my weight on this sucker. Go sit down back at the desk and just watch the tape for a minute to make sure it didn't move. It was dead.
Least it wasn't a snake like that 1st time we moved to Florida that came into the apartment underneath the front door the 1st day we moved in (Apt maintenance forgot to attach a new rubber thingies at the bottom of the door after they removed the 1st one). During that scene I could have been Albert from The Bird Cage's twin. GAH.
 
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News Comments > New Borderlands Confirmed
14. Re: New Borderlands Confirmed Apr 23, 2016, 00:46 The Half Elf
 
DangerDog wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 00:38:
You would think they would do another Aliens game, that one was massively popular.

They would have to back to the Chris Roberts school of design and actually only sell Pictures of what the game should look like instead of trailers of what the game should look like.
 
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News Comments > The Long Journey Home Trailer
6. Re: The Long Journey Home Trailer Apr 22, 2016, 23:31 The Half Elf
 
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 10:59:
And the award for the most retarded looking alien races goes to...

Is there anything you do like? What sorta things do you enjoy because ya just seem to hate everything.
Even Cutter likes somethings....
 
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News Comments > DOOM PC Support Details
7. Re: Morning Mobilization Apr 22, 2016, 23:09 The Half Elf
 
First thing you see is guys that look like they are RIGHT out of Halo multiplayer. Since the last Halo I played was the one after Reach, and all the armor configs they have these days, at glance it looks like another version of Halo.

And Halo does have mutators right so you can change things like certain weapons, run speed, gravity etc right?
 
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News Comments > Battleborn Open Beta by the Numbers
1. Re: Battleborn Open Beta by the Numbers Apr 22, 2016, 21:50 The Half Elf
 
Where is the number that shows how many money from Aliens CM development was used for this game?  
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News Comments > DOOM PC Support Details
4. Re: DOOM PC Support Details Apr 22, 2016, 21:50 The Half Elf
 
NotOneOfUs wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 21:29:
Where's the setting to make it not feel like Halo?

I didn't try it but the few videos I watched the very first thing I thought was Halo.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Apr 22, 2016, 21:34 The Half Elf
 
A spider died while the reading of this story. Lights off in the room and on my smaller second monitor to the right of my main one is the linked story above. I start reading it and a fucking spider (size of a half-dollar) had the bravery to run right straight up in the middle of the screen and over the top. I (in all my manliness) scream like a blond cheerleader in a slasher movie and run to get toilet paper to kill said insecticide alien death machine. Damn thing apparently ran to the top of the monitor, back down it and hide at the edge of the base.

It is dead. And flushed. All I ask of spiders is to PLEASE do NOT be in my house, let alone less then 4 feet from my face. Those that did get in the house are suppose to be dealt with by my feline spider defense force in exchange for food, cat litter and kitty pot.

If you know any candidates or can recommend any felines and/or canines with a proven work history please let me know.

Now excuse me while I go spray the shit out of every window/vent in the house and the legs of my computer desk.
 
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News Comments > New Borderlands Confirmed
5. Re: New Borderlands Confirmed Apr 22, 2016, 20:48 The Half Elf
 
How many gatrillion guns that are all worthless except for 8 will they have this time?

Never did finish the Pre-squeal, and really have no desire to go back to Pandora or anything Borderlands related without some serious overhauls.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 22, 2016, 17:15 The Half Elf
 
Agent Smith said it the best. Human's are a virus. HIV, Avian Flu, Zika Virus are just the planet's immune system kicking in.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
2. Re: Morning Mobilization Apr 22, 2016, 17:14 The Half Elf
 
Microsoft is already pushing enough... can we at least get a reach-a-round?  
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4. Re: etc. Apr 22, 2016, 17:13 The Half Elf
 
There is a picture of a flaming vehicle...  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 22, 2016, 12:05 The Half Elf
 
sauron wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 10:21:
Happy Earth day, everyone.

After killing off a band of foolhardy adventurers, don't forget to recycle their armor and weapons.

And remember if you come across any magical rings that were made in Mt Doom, throw them back. Remember recycling starts with you
 
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News Comments > Rocket League Free Weekend
4. Re: Rocket League Free Weekend Apr 22, 2016, 12:01 The Half Elf
 
Morgan19 wrote on Apr 22, 2016, 10:46:
Cool, I've been curious about this one for a few months but scared to buy due to some rumblings about the control scheme being hard to handle. Should be nice to try it out without obligation.

I HIGHLY suggest a controller.

As for the game it's fun as hell, especially hockey.
 
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