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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
41. Re: In other news.... Jun 22, 2016, 22:01 The Half Elf
 
El Pit wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 15:32:
The Half Elf wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 15:08:
Took longer then expected but I am officially a High School Graduate.

Graduation gifts should be limited to Steam Gift Cards, Alcohol delivered to my door, and a full body massage by Chris Evans (Captain America suit is optional, but must bring the shield).

Special thanks to Batz for all his help, support, and someone I could aspire to be like, especially after this last year.

Congratz for finally going FULL ELF!

What, you never, ever go FULL ELF? Whatever. Congratulations are in order, Mr. Elf.

Thank you all. I'm 6'3 (got my cap and gown today), so just imagine if I'm a Half Elf, what a Full Elf would look like. The Incredible Hulk-Elf™ doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
 
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News Comments > Overwatch PTR Launches
12. Re: Overwatch PTR Launches Jun 22, 2016, 21:51 The Half Elf
 
theglaze wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 19:26:
Flak wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 18:53:
The hitboxes in this game make launch day BF4 look like CS:GO LAN. It's hilarious that 1) TF2 exists for free and is superior in every way and 2) people will pay almost AAA price for a busted, half-baked, 10 years too late title.

But hey, it's Blizzard, so I guess the masses of idiots will just throw money at them.

TF2 is as different to Overwatch as CSGO is to Battlefield. And before you think 'yeah TF2 is better...' perhaps you should also remind yourself how barebones TF2 was at launch, compared to what has become of it.

Because playing Barbie dress up™ with hats added how much depth to the game?
 
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News Comments > Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Level Editor
1. Re: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Level Editor Jun 22, 2016, 21:49 The Half Elf
 
A map/level editor!?! FOR FREE!?!

GREAT SCOTT!
 
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News Comments > Mafia III Preorder Bonus
1. Re: Mafia III Preorder Bonus Jun 22, 2016, 21:48 The Half Elf
 
Pre-order now to get even more over the top gratuitous violence!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
28. Re: In other news.... Jun 22, 2016, 16:07 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 15:57:
The Half Elf wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 15:08:
Took longer then expected but I am officially a High School Graduate.

Graduation gifts should be limited to Steam Gift Cards, Alcohol delivered to my door, and a full body massage by Chris Evans (Captain America suit is optional, but must bring the shield).

Special thanks to Batz for all his help, support, and someone I could aspire to be like, especially after this last year.

Good on ya. Whilst I can't get my hands on Chris Evans I'll see if I can't rustle up a lumberjack for you.

Gratuitous Shirtless Lumberjack

O_O

I know what I want for Christmas!
 
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4. Re: Watch Dogs 2 won't have Tower Climbing Jun 22, 2016, 15:23 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 13:05:
Instead, it'll have the Crew's radar blips until you find the dish mechanism.

Yeah if it's not a tower in Far Cry, it's a tower in Assassin's Creed, or a tower in Watch Dogs, or a radar dish in The Crew.
 
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News Comments > Overwatch PTR Launches
5. Re: Overwatch PTR Launches Jun 22, 2016, 15:21 The Half Elf
 
VaranDragon wrote on Jun 22, 2016, 10:39:
Great! Prepare for Toxicwatch, taking toxic player behavior to limits never imagined even in such a venerated title as Heroes of the Shitstorm.

Based on what exactly?

Tell you what, why don't you go play Paragon or Battleborn and we'll be right over to play with you... in roughly.... never.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
21. In other news.... Jun 22, 2016, 15:08 The Half Elf
 
Took longer then expected but I am officially a High School Graduate.

Graduation gifts should be limited to Steam Gift Cards, Alcohol delivered to my door, and a full body massage by Chris Evans (Captain America suit is optional, but must bring the shield).

Special thanks to Batz for all his help, support, and someone I could aspire to be like, especially after this last year.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 22, 2016, 09:42 The Half Elf
 
Cuse me while I go pull out my 3dfx cards and thank the gods for GLQuake.

Yeah and Kitty licking...... um... gonna let you breeders keep that one all to yourself.
 
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News Comments > Blizzard on Overwatch Matchmaking
4. Re: Blizzard on Overwatch Matchmaking Jun 22, 2016, 00:05 The Half Elf
 
The KEY to Overwatch is taking a character that supplements the ENTIRE team. And the best way to do that is to learn several characters and their skills and how best to use them with other characters on the team. Like Rein or Russian chick with Faith or Lucio  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
2. Re: Evening Consolidation Jun 21, 2016, 23:49 The Half Elf
 
Milo? Eh... no.

Sony has been smart this generation. Let other's make the first move, and see where they can make it better/cheaper then the competition.

(Cheaper and better are both subjective)
 
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News Comments > LIMBO for Free
5. Re: LIMBO for Free Jun 21, 2016, 23:46 The Half Elf
 
*Adult Beverages, Loud Family Members, Limbo Sticks, sold separately!  
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News Comments > Into the Black
4. Re: Into the Black Jun 21, 2016, 23:00 The Half Elf
 
AND THAT'S HOW WE GET ANTS!  
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News Comments > DOOM Demo Extended
8. Re: DOOM Demo Extended Jun 21, 2016, 10:43 The Half Elf
 
Did they patch the demo?  
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News Comments > Into the Black
6. Re: Into the Black Jun 21, 2016, 01:34 The Half Elf
 
Dirwulf wrote on Jun 21, 2016, 00:20:
Mark this day in history. Cutter with a reasonable post that I happen to agree with. Too bad he blocked me all those years ago lol.

Every once in a while, Cutter has brilliant moments of clarity. And lately he's had a few.

And while Cutter and I disagree about things from time to time I find it stimulating. There are times I love a good debate and we'll have a pretty strong discussion.
 
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News Comments > Evening Crowdfunding Roundup
2. Re: Evening Crowdfunding Roundup Jun 20, 2016, 21:14 The Half Elf
 
Pulled the trigger on=donated to the kickstarter
Pulled the plug=took it off life support/let it die.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Jun 20, 2016, 20:54 The Half Elf
 
I have grown up with guns in my family, I was raised knowing how to use them, and I have probably killed over a million other people in video/computer games.
But my parents TAUGHT ME, right from wrong. The ONLY time I would even aim, let alone fire a weapon(at a person/animal) would be in defense of my personal safety or that of my family members.
These women are ignorant and grasping at Fox News "Reports" and are symptomatic of being uneducated and unwilling to think for themselves.

As someone who has worked at a Gamestop and Toy'R'Us, I have seen parents who do not give a damn about what game their kids are playing, especially when you tell them WHY a game has an adult rating. So if ya had a kid in a room (with Asperger Syndrome) you HAVE TO ASK WHO GAVE THAT KID A CALL OF DUTY GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2016, Part 6
2. Re: It Came from E3 2016, Part 6 Jun 20, 2016, 20:43 The Half Elf
 
How the fuck is a video (Death Stranding) even on a top 10 list?
It IS A GAMES LIST RIGHT?
 
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News Comments > Offworld Trading Company Toolkit DLC
1. Re: Offworld Trading Company Toolkit DLC Jun 20, 2016, 20:26 The Half Elf
 
5 bucks for a fucking map editor?!?  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
16. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jun 20, 2016, 16:04 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Jun 20, 2016, 13:48:
SimplyMonk wrote on Jun 20, 2016, 13:29:
Fully automated cars can't come soon enough. Would pay anything to get an extra hour or sleep while driving too and from work.

Personally I would never get one (I support computers for a living, and I see the fucking bullshit they do every single day, so there's no way I'm going to trust my life to one of those pieces of shit), but as soon as Class IV autonomous vehicles are here, we need to get one very simple law on the books in the US:

If a person is in an accident (their fault), and the cause of the accident is "distracted driving", their driver's licence is immediately revoked, and the government trades their car for a self-driving one. No more fucking driving privileges for all those FUCKERS who can't put your FUCKING CELLPHONES DOWN.

What will be worse is all the drunk fucktards who get into their self driving cars and are so damn drunk they can't even tell the car to go home and instead will end up in front of my house taking up all the parking space! Just how bad it would be if ya had a driveway!
 
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