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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Diablo III Season 6 Rewards
5. Re: Diablo III Season 6 Rewards Apr 25, 2016, 20:37 The Half Elf
 
Kxmode wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 20:29:
I really like VANILLA ice cream. VANILLA ice cream is better than WOD-nut ice cream. I think Dairy Blizzard should start offering VANILLA since so many like that more than WOD-nut.

Gonna poke your other eye out sir... Kill Bill style!
 
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News Comments > John Romero's BLACKROOM Kickstarter
29. Re: John Romero's BLACKROOM Kickstarter Apr 25, 2016, 20:16 The Half Elf
 
Kxmode wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 19:29:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 19:27:
Kxmode wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 19:22:
I don't think "Welcome to the Jungle" is glam rock. That's what John Conner listened to while he was being stalked by the Terminator! That's pretty metal.

Dude. John Connor and the song was 'You Could Be Mine' (with one of the best drum/bass opening thunderstorms ever!).

Oh wow. Well there goes my nerd cred! My bad. I meant John Connor and "You Could Be Mine."


BAD NINJA PIRATE! BACK TO YOUR BOX!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Apr 25, 2016, 20:14 The Half Elf
 
Hey Blue,
Considering your music backgroud, how well did you know Mr Spitzer?

Just wondering.
 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
2. Re: Evening Interviews Apr 25, 2016, 20:13 The Half Elf
 
Was about to ask, "What 10 lies do we get today Bob?" in my best gameshow voice.  
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News Comments > Diablo III Season 6 Rewards
2. Re: Diablo III Season 6 Rewards Apr 25, 2016, 20:11 The Half Elf
 
I loved the game when it came out and the expansion, but as I told someone I HATE grinding. And every season is 'do more mundane shit to get a few more stickers on your weapon, a few more cosmetic armor pieces and a new toilet bowl cover to go around your face.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
17. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 25, 2016, 16:25 The Half Elf
 
rudra wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 16:06:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 15:14:
*hides the chaps*

assless, no doubt

As Cutter once said.. ALL chaps are assless, otherwise they are not chaps.

And Id Software has said time and time again, Doom 1 and 2 and Quake were just a bunch of level's thrown together that would have been NOWHERE without Carmack and his scary programming skills.
Because whoever came up with monster closets at ID Software needed t be fired.
 
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News Comments > Master of Orion Adds Linux Support
3. Re: Master of Orion Adds Linux Support Apr 25, 2016, 16:24 The Half Elf
 
It add's penguin's to the game? Can you use them as Ambassador's or more or less like red shirts?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
10. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 25, 2016, 15:14 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 15:06:
Carmack and Romero's game pitch. Sounds a lot like, "Throw us money please!"

*hides the chaps*

If anyone has been following the 8 family members killed just north east of me in Ohio.... turns out there is/was 3 pot/weed operations going at 3 of the 4 locations the families were killed at.
Hmmm..... 8 family members killed (1 was 16 but rest were 20 to 46) 3 pot farms, and the families lived pretty much right next to each other (rural consideration that right next to each other can still be several miles due to property lines).
If you changed it from pot to coke/meth/whatever sounds like a drug hit, but can't remember hearing of anything this large for pot.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 25, 2016, 14:48 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 25, 2016, 11:22:
How can anyone be surprised he was killed on a motorcycle? I used to ride when I was young and bulletproof but now it's akin to Russian roulette. I think the general stats are something like for every car fatality there are seven for motorcycles. Maybe if you lived in some Asian city where they're the overwhelming choice of transportation, but here it's just far too dangerous to risk. Enh, I'd ride in the country and small towns, but not in major cities or highways anymore.


I'm sorry for his death.

That being said I am sick and tired of seeing shit saying 'watch out for motorcycles' when just yesterday saw people being complete dipshits on them due to a motorcycle event in town over the weekend. More and more I see assholes driving like fucktards on bikes and you want me to watch out for them?
You want my respect if you ride a bike, then earn it.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 24, 2016, 22:44 The Half Elf
 
Rendition Vérité wrote on Apr 24, 2016, 17:31:
Hi Blue!

First post - I've been lurking since '96!

It's a great night for GOT fans. Enjoy!

Welcome.

Don't feed the trolls (but it's sometimes ok to throw bread at Cutter). Don't go into nin's van. And don't claim any sort of 3D Space Sim is 'YOUR GAME' because it actually belongs to Creston (just easier to smile/nod/grin and walk away slowly without making eye contact).
And as 'the new guy' you have to bring booze and munchies to the next meeting.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 24, 2016, 16:54 The Half Elf
 
Late night Blue?

About half-way through the 1st episode on Google Play (whoever said it was free thank you), but didn't realize there would be so many head-jobs within the first 30 mins of the show heh.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps
11. Re: Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps Apr 24, 2016, 16:33 The Half Elf
 
Kxmode wrote on Apr 24, 2016, 15:39:
Is GTAO an MMO?

Sorta....
 
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News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs
4. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Apr 24, 2016, 10:15 The Half Elf
 
killer_roach wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 22:02:
Creston wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 13:14:
Feds: "We were thwarted in our bullshit attempts to completely and utterly destroy every last shred of privacy that existed, but don't worry, we'll try again soon, and we'll keep trying until we succeed.

Sincerely Fucking You Over,
- your government agents."



Well, prior to San Bernardino, Apple was more than happy to comply with the feds... they're probably miffed at being jilted like that.

"We thought you loved us!"

This case pre-dates the debacle that played out earlier this year in San Bernardino, but relied on many of the same legal arguments.

But I guess reading the article was too hard right?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 23, 2016, 21:27 The Half Elf
 
Next to 'there', over yonder, in BFE, past the hollar and creek.  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps
4. Re: Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps Apr 23, 2016, 17:33 The Half Elf
 
Towyn wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 16:34:
I couldn't avoid noticing how
GTA$
is so very accurate for how the game felt...

The game is fine (except you can't kill Lamar or Michael's son), it's the lack of Rockstar doing anything about the rampant cheating.
 
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News Comments > Game Reviews
2. Re: Game Reviews Apr 23, 2016, 15:27 The Half Elf
 
Quinn wrote on Apr 23, 2016, 14:21:
A bit late, but in a moment of weakness I bought Star Wars: Battlefront. So what the hell, I decided to do this quick review.

If ya want add me on Origin, I'm looking to do the co-op missions with someone and sadly you can only invite friends.
CptRanger
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps
2. Re: Grand Theft Auto Online Bonuses; New Maps Apr 23, 2016, 14:40 The Half Elf
 
And good luck trying to run Heist's or other jobs on the PC anymore to get experience.  
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News Comments > Arcade Classics on Steam
1. Re: Arcade Classics on Steam Apr 23, 2016, 13:17 The Half Elf
 
Dear Namco,

You owe me a free copy of Mr/Mrs Pac-man and Dig Dug. I paid for this game 10 fold back in the 80's.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 23, 2016, 12:03 The Half Elf
 
Dude......  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. Apr 23, 2016, 01:16 The Half Elf
 
Star Trek Online had one with Del Taco (which was a bitch cause I only have a few family members in California that live near one.

But Call of Duty, Halo both have had some sorta food promotion. Pokemon and McD's etc.
 
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