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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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User ID 12670
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Engine Switch; Alpha Released for Backers
6. Re: Star Citizen Engine Switch; Alpha Released for Backers Dec 24, 2016, 12:46 The Half Elf
 
Anyone who EVER looked at the CryENGINE would NEVER use it as a space MMO with the level of graphics they want to pump out.

Question is... is 2.6 Lumberyard or their version of CryENGINE?
 
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2. Re: etc. Dec 24, 2016, 10:59 The Half Elf
 
I enjoy playing and wouldn't mind grouping with friends to get the overwatch oni skin
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Dec 23, 2016, 10:04 The Half Elf
 
DUUUUUDE Tron 2.0 (wish Disney would just make this a movie instead).

Where is a VR Tron Disc Arena game?!?

This comment was edited on Dec 23, 2016, 10:09.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 22, 2016, 13:25 The Half Elf
 
Working my way into the second season of Mr Robot. What a damn good mind fuck show  
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
19. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Dec 21, 2016, 19:21 The Half Elf
 
NKD wrote on Dec 21, 2016, 14:12:
"Game developer"

Well I guess if we're being technical. I'm also an author because I'm writing this post. I'm a porn star because my ex and I made a video one time. I'm an astronaut because I have a thousand hours in Kerbal Space Program.

Duuuuude show me how to properly get into orbit without making Kerbal flambe!
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: etc., etc. Dec 21, 2016, 19:08 The Half Elf
 
Well The Harry Potter series are both good (movie/books) but I don't suggest mixing the two.  
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News Comments > For Honor P2P Complaints and Dedicated Server Petition
9. Re: For Honor P2P Complaints and Dedicated Server Petition Dec 19, 2016, 14:54 The Half Elf
 
Ok first off they have Alpha forms (same as they did for Steep, and The Division). Secondly it's called a TECHNICAL ALPHA TEST. Thirdly they did break the NDA.

And as for an idea of how the game will play, Ubisoft has ran open beta tests for the majority of their recent releases that heavily feature Multiplayer. Ghost Recon Wildlands (just had a Tech Alpha and will have an open beta), The Crew, The Division, For Honor.

And from what I understand (or have only seen) For Honor is multiplayer only.
 
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News Comments > For Honor P2P Complaints and Dedicated Server Petition
4. Re: For Honor P2P Complaints and Dedicated Server Petition Dec 19, 2016, 12:30 The Half Elf
 
Here's the issue. It's a FUCKING ALPHA TECHNICAL TEST. If you can't even get past that part then please don't EVER sign up for a fucking Alpha or Beta test of anything... ever.

 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: etc. Dec 18, 2016, 13:53 The Half Elf
 
Sadly money was spent on the green screen, t-shirts, face paint, stupid hats, furniture, the camera's to shoot the fucking thing and everything else shown that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING GAME PEOPLE SPENT MONEY ON DURING THE KICKSTARTER.

Holy fuck, next time let's give it to Charlie Sheen for Hookers and Blow, and record what happens. At least that would be entertaining!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 17, 2016, 13:42 The Half Elf
 
left home at 12:30, stopped and got coffee cigs and breakfast, even with all the ice warnings (had rain yesterday while around 10 degree's overnight with a high today of 54) there was some ice so left a bit early just in case.
Was going fine till about 1500ft from my exit (according to google while hunting an alt route), and we have a exit A and B (A heads to most of the other Amazon buildings, B heads to mine, but 1 right after the other). Exit A has a jackknifed truck and 3 car wreck. Exit B (my exit) has a truck that stopped half-way up the ramp (circular ramp to a bridge over the interstate), so some fucktard tried to pass them and stopped RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Both couldn't make it up cause it was just too cold at the time with the ice. So the right lane feeds to both exits... sadly exit B cleared up in 30 mins, but being so far back around this curve before the exit, noone could see it and I stopped at 1:05 on the clock, I got into work around 2:35 (5 mins from the exit to get to work park and get in the building).
WHY CAN'T FUCKTARDS WHO LIVED IN THIS WEATHER THEIR ENTIRE LIVES NOT DRIVE IN IT?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 15, 2016, 11:48 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Dec 15, 2016, 11:27:
The Half Elf wrote on Dec 15, 2016, 11:13:
Keeping up with Chevy Chase theme this week.
We got a video of Blues examfrom last year.

Remember Blue, relax, don't bite down, moan, or call out another doctors name!

To quote a coworker from years ago, told the doctor "If I get an erection, just shoot me."


Do you really want me to start linking information about prostate stimulation nin? Or male erogenous zones (yes including your prostate).
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 15, 2016, 11:13 The Half Elf
 
Keeping up with Chevy Chase theme this week.
We got a video of Blues examfrom last year.

Remember Blue, relax, don't bite down, moan, or call out another doctors name!
 
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News Comments > Space Hulk: Deathwing Takes Flight
6. Re: Space Hulk: Deathwing Takes Flight Dec 15, 2016, 04:38 The Half Elf
 
Wallshadows wrote on Dec 14, 2016, 19:35:
I'm not trying to do mental gymnastics but it's kind of funny how nearly all bad reviews are those who have less than an hour on the game.

First impression's count. Especially with Steam. If you can't deliver in two hours, it's a free refund
 
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News Comments > Descent: Underground Next Year?
4. Re: Descent: Underground Next Year? Dec 14, 2016, 14:32 The Half Elf
 
Um... hasn't Decent ALWAYS been Underground?  
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News Comments > Todd Howard Tapped for AIAS Hall of Fame
5. Re: Todd Howard Tapped for AIAS Hall of Fame Dec 14, 2016, 14:31 The Half Elf
 
MT Silver wrote on Dec 14, 2016, 13:07:
Never heard of him. Does that make me a boor?

No just makes you lazy.
 
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News Comments > Rocksmith Unplugged
2. Re: Rocksmith Unplugged Dec 13, 2016, 23:56 The Half Elf
 
Guns and Roses and big hair... maybe Slash... but still...  
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News Comments > American Truck Simulator Rescale Launches
3. Re: American Truck Simulator Rescale Launches Dec 13, 2016, 07:54 The Half Elf
 
Sadly does not include Interstate 76  
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
4. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 13, 2016, 04:28 The Half Elf
 
HorrorScope wrote on Dec 13, 2016, 01:53:
Under the proposal conversations wouldn't be banned, but airlines would have to inform consumers ahead of a flight if they will be "unwillingly exposed" to mobile voice calls while in the air.

"Consumers deserve to have clear and accurate information about whether an airline permits voice calls before they purchase a ticket and board the aircraft,"


Headset or ear plugs.

Yeah then you get the one guy with a tan and long hair on a blue tooth headset you can't see talking in a language no one understands and everyone freaking the fuck out cause it seems you have a guy talking to himself that may or may not look like a terrorist.
Yeah it's a little extreme but could see it happening.
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
3. Re: The 10 best Star Wars games in the galaxy, ever Dec 13, 2016, 04:16 The Half Elf
 
Yeah when you don't list ANY of the Dark Forces games your list is shit. Then you take the Lego Star Wars games and post a picture from the fucking mobile version.
Then look at his 'about the author' part.

And I wish lists would just put X-Wing/Tie Fighter/X-Wing vs Tie Fighter/Alliance together. They were all great, but without X-Wing.... ya get no Tie Fighter.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Dec 12, 2016, 23:49 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 12, 2016, 22:23:
I told my wife it was national sound check day and to celebrate I need3d a new $2000 stereo system. She wasn't buying it.

Of course not, she wanted you to buy it yourself
 
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