It seems clear to me that people who use balls are more likely to get injured than other, non-ballers. Balls should be banned for the safety of the children of the United States.
Also, it seems that ball-playing induces violent behaviour, I think it's only appropriate that all victims of violence should be compensated by the ball companies, since it's obviously the ball games that introduces violence into our childrens lives.
Playing with balls is downright unamerican, and I for one, will keep an eye on unpatriotic ball-violence propagators and urge you to do the same.
Won't somebody please think of the children?