now offers a playable demo for Wanking Simulator
, the upcoming
action/adventure game that is now overdue from
Q3 2019 release (thanks
). As the name suggests, this is a Windows game about, as Woody
Allen once put it, having sex with someone you love. The obvious thought here is
you can't make this stuff up, but tell that to developer MrCiastku and publisher
Ultimate Games, who offer the following description:
You play as Winston
Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being
called out for wanking too loud by his neighbors. Now, Winston is on a mission
to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town
called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few
other places, such as high school, a garage, etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible before getting caught by
the police and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as making gravity weaker,
spawning a rifle in your panties, teleport, etc.